Join us for epic adventures and insane encounters, just like the one where a couple with a “dangerous” dog tried to bully someone off a bridge. But don’t worry, our protection dogs are all trained to only attack creepers, not players.
So if you’re ready to experience the unexpected and laugh until your sides hurt, join our server today. Who knows what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll have next! Just remember, always yield to the protection dogs or risk getting bit – it’s common knowledge here.
Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are afraid of YOU. On our server, you’ll have the chance to build a castle made entirely of cake and ride a rollercoaster through the Nether.
So why join our server? Because we guarantee that you’ll never have a dull moment again. Say goodbye to boring crafting and hello to epic adventures that will leave you saying, “I wouldn’t even wish this on my worst enemy…but I’m sure glad it happened to me!”
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r transported to a world where the virus can be stopped! who says so! we have a $135 million plan to halt mpox spread! yes, u heard that right! mpox spread! but don’t worry, we got u covered with our delayed drc vaccine delivery!
join our server and be a hero in stopping the virus! build ur own vaccine lab, fight off infected mobs, and save the world from certain doom!
so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic adventure u will ever experience in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it! #stopthevirus #minecraftheroes
join our server and you’ll feel like you’re in the land down under, but without all the deadly animals trying to kill you.
we even have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the drop bears that roam the server. trust us, you don’t want to mess with those guys.
so come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is a dingo stealing your diamonds. it’s gonna be a ripper time, mate!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Pay 2 Win | ZERO Pay 2 Win! Everything is earned, no purchasing in-game items. |
| Factions-Towny Hybrid | Custom server with large cities and nations cooperating or competing. |
| War Mode with Discord Integration | Notified on Discord when war is declared to give time for preparation. |
| Premium Boss Plugin | Fight new foes for exciting rewards and earn Boss Tokens and Shards. |
| Custom GUI Shop | Quickly buy or sell items using /shop along with an auction house /ah. |
| Mythical Shop | Spawn with Custom Enchants and items purchased using in-game currency. |
| Premium Fishing | Rewarding new way to earn loot through fishing. |
| Custom NPCs | Dialogues and quest lines with NPCs. |
| Free Progression | Unlock new features, commands, and limits through quests. |
| Season Ending Hardcore Event | Win a huge reward by being the last player alive at the end of the season. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is this server Pay to Win? | No, everything is earned through gameplay. |
| How can I join the server? | Join our Discord server for details and updates. |
| What is the Season 0 (Beta) about? | Season 0 (Beta) is coming soon, join Discord to stay informed. |
| Are there custom features on this server? | Yes, there are custom factions-towny hybrid, premium boss plugin, and more. |
Join us if you want to witness Chisa, the infamous Minecraft griefer, wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will she steal your diamonds or fill your house with chickens? The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Hype Thread, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous rumors and theories. From secret diamond mines to hidden treasure chests, you never know what you’ll uncover in the Hype Thread!
So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive Chisa’s chaos and dominate the Hype Thread!
So why should you join? Because we’re all about diversity, inclusivity, and kicking racist butt in Minecraft. Plus, where else can you find a server where the main goal is to turn everything nonwhite? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft a more colorful and crazy place together!
Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have been known to stop in their tracks just to take a whiff. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon once declared our server as the best-smelling place in all of Minecraft.
So come on over and let your nostrils be tickled by the sweet scent of adventure and triumph. Who needs scented candles when you have our Minecraft server to awaken your senses?
| Description |
|---|
| Welcome! We’re a custom MMO-RPG Minecraft server. From Dungeons to Custom Bosses, Rift events and Custom ore and much more. Packed gameplay with 700+ hours of content. Thing is you need 0 mods for all of this, it’s all server sided and runs on a Ryzen 9 5900x private server deck. It’s fully custom codded as well. To join the server add martithawizz on discord we will talk there ^ ^. Oh and yes there is bedrock support |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Add martithawizz on Discord and we will guide you through the process. |
| Do I need any mods to play on the server? | No, all gameplay features are server-sided, so no mods are required. |
| What kind of content does the server offer? | We offer Dungeons, Custom Bosses, Rift events, Custom ore, and much more for you to explore. |
| How powerful is the server running the game? | The server runs on a Ryzen 9 5900x private server deck, ensuring smooth gameplay. |
| Is the server fully custom coded? | Yes, the server is fully custom coded to provide unique gameplay experiences. |
But that’s not all, dive into the mystery of April’s antique shop (2003) that miraculously hasn’t been burned down by the Purple Dragon Gang. How did she manage to strike up a “special” deal with them? Find out by joining our server and uncovering the wackiest secrets in the Minecraft universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a hilariously entertaining way!