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Future Plans

  • CraftyGoals2025

    CraftyGoals2025

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your wildest Minecraft dreams!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant the power of infinite building blocks! But beware, the banana is guarded by a herd of explosive llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their fruity treasure.

    Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the disco-dancing Ender Dragon! Watch in awe as it boogies its way through the End dimension, leaving a trail of glitter and confetti in its wake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make 2025 the year you become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Momma’s Surgery Fund Minecraft Server

    Momma’s Surgery Fund Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial guilt trips? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise!

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about lending money to your mom for expensive surgeries. Instead, you can focus on mining for diamonds, battling creepers, and building the most epic structures imaginable.

    Forget about being called a bad daughter for prioritizing your own financial goals – on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your building skills and survival instincts. So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

    2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yeah, you heard me right!

    Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.

    But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fauna’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Fauna’s Epic Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question all your life decisions? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Hololive members joining left and right, including Fauna who made the mistake of not joining sooner. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you a Minecraft pro in no time. Plus, you might even run into Fauna herself and get some insider tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Forever New Day Minecraft SMP

    Forever New Day Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. That’s right, you’ll never know when a llama army will come charging at you while you’re peacefully mining for diamonds.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party going on in one of the caves, complete with glowstone dance floors and creeper DJs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are friendly and just want to give you hugs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even run into a group of dancing llamas doing the floss dance while wearing diamond armor. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Opinions on Alaska Minecraft Server

    Opinions on Alaska Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server in Anchorage is the place to be! Not only will you have the opportunity to earn a virtual salary of 100k (in game currency, of course), but you’ll also have the chance to advance your virtual career to new heights!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a thriving community of /pol/acks who will show you the ropes and help you navigate the wild world of Alaska. And while it may not be a white ethnostate, it’s definitely better than where you’re moving from (we won’t ask where that is, we promise).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a virtual adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret societies along the way. See you in Anchorage!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Holy Shida’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Holy Shida’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because HOLY SHIDA is here to shake things up!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

    Our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing non-stop. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

    So what are you waiting for? Join HOLY SHIDA today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Itchy Balls Minecraft SMP Dino Nugget Maybe Going to Alanis Morissette Show Next Year Anon

    Itchy Balls Minecraft SMP Dino Nugget Maybe Going to Alanis Morissette Show Next Year Anon

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your balls being itchy all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has been scientifically proven to reduce ball itchiness by 69%! Not only that, but joining our server will also increase your chances of getting that cute supermarket checkout girl’s number by 420%!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sushi Lover Minecraft SMP

    Sushi Lover Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Picture this: you wake up in a cozy little village in Japan, surrounded by cherry blossom trees and adorable little pandas roaming around. You step outside and are greeted by a group of friendly villagers who offer you sushi for breakfast. As you explore the village, you stumble upon a hidden hot spring where you can relax and soak in the healing waters while watching koi fish swim by.

    But wait, it gets even better! This village is actually part of a Minecraft SMP where the rules are anything goes! Want to build a giant panda statue made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like pranking your fellow players by filling their houses with sushi? Why not! The possibilities are endless in this wacky and wonderful world.

    Join us on this epic adventure and experience the magic of Japan like never before. Who knows, you might even discover a secret ninja training ground or stumble upon a hidden temple filled with treasure. So pack your bags, hop on the next plane to Japan, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Saranami Minecraft Server

    Crafty Saranami Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy minigames, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the mystical Chicken of Destiny hidden somewhere in the server, you will be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life! And let’s not forget about our resident llama, Larry, who is known for his sick dance moves and ability to spit on griefers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in the world of Hikari!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP