Future Plans MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Next Up in Blocky Realms

Realms, blocky, future plans, next steps, looking ahead

JOIN THE MIND-BENDING CHAOS OF OUR MINECRAFT SERVER: WHERE GRASS GROWS DOWN!

Are you ready to question the very fabric of your existence through blocks? If you think you can handle the mind-shattering truths lurking in cubic shadows, then WELCOME! This is either the GREATEST servers or you’ll lose your sanity within minutes, who knows anymore! Play with sentient sheep that talk in riddles and build with blocks that defy the laws of physics! Why are you even still reading this? Dive in!

Feature	Explanation
Dimensional Chicken Wars	Every chicken you farm opens a portal to a random dimension where gravity is optional.
Endless Loop of Block Placement	Plot twist: You can never actually place a block—only unplace them!
Invincible Creepers	They explode, but only when you stop looking at them. Good luck!
Rain of Shiny Pigs	Every Monday at 4:20 PM, pigs rain from the sky but only if they are singing.
Time-Traveling Enderman	They can steal your past, present, and future. Enjoy living with your mistakes!

Frequently Asked Questions (or are they?)

Q: What version of Minecraft are you using?A: 1.4 or maybe 3, who’s counting? The number of the version changes depending on the time of day!

Q: Is PvP enabled?A: Only if you can see your own reflection—so, have fun with that, narcissists!

Q: How do I join?A: You don’t! You’re already here and have been here for eons, time is a flat circle!

Random Server Reviews

“Who’s next?” You tell me, because I’ve lost track of reality!

“I didn’t even know my cat could speak until I logged in!” That’s just the server talking, better keep your pet safe!

“Why is there a giant pizza in the Nether?” Ask the pizza—it’s very philosophical!

FamCraft: BalanceQuest

relationships, Priorities, quality time, FamCraft, in-laws

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the in-law drama and build your dream world without any unwanted visits!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your husband’s constant trips to his family’s house. Build your own empire and rule the land without any interference from in-laws or cultural differences.

With our server, you can finally have the balance you deserve, with max once a week visits from anyone – including your husband! Say goodbye to feeling crazy and hello to a world where you can truly relax and enjoy your time alone or with friends.

So, why wait? Join our server now and start building the life you’ve always dreamed of – without any unwanted in-law visits!

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BoyfriendCraft – No Kids Allowed!

Kids, AITAH, self-care, Allowed, Expectations

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind!

So, there’s this 22-year-old chick (F) and her 29-year-old boyfriend (M), right? They’re all lovey-dovey and stuff, but here’s the kicker – the dude has TWO kids, aged between 5 and 8! And get this, the girl ain’t really into kids, like, at all. She’s more into college and outdoor adventures, ya know?

But wait, it gets even crazier! The boyfriend’s mom and grandma are bailing on him, so he’s like, “Hey, babe, let’s move in together with my kids!” And the girl is like, “Whoa, hold up, I ain’t ready to be a mom yet!”

And the boyfriend is all like, “But why are you with me if you don’t wanna be a mom to my kids?” And he’s asking her to make breakfast for the little ones and take them to school and all that jazz!

So, yeah, if you wanna escape the drama and chaos of real life, come join our Minecraft server! Who needs kids and responsibilities when you can build epic castles and mine for diamonds, am I right? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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SisterCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, youngest child, Communication, family gatherings, compromise

🌟🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your sides hurt! 🤣🌟

😂 Picture this: You’re the youngest in your family and feeling like you’re not getting enough attention. But fear not, on our server, YOU are the star of the show! No more feeling overshadowed by your brother or anyone else – it’s all about YOU, baby! 😂

🚀 And get this – when your annoying sister and niece come to visit, you can just opt out of activities and hang out with your friends instead! Who needs family time when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your pals? 🚀

🤪 Plus, our server is so fun and addictive, you’ll forget all about your family troubles. College out of state? Pfft, who needs it when you have a virtual world to escape to! 🤪

Join now for a crazy, hilarious, and drama-free Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it! 😉🎮

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Ant Craft

building, Events, New server, minecraft journey, Website

Welcome to AntCraft New Server Alert! We’re just getting started, and you’re invited to be a founding member of AntCraft! Join now and be part of something special from the very beginning: Semi-Survival: Enjoy a balanced gameplay experience with a mix of survival and custom features. Custom Ranks: Progress through unique ranks tailored to enhance your Minecraft journey. Future Plans: We have big, exciting plans in store! Events, custom plugins, and plenty of surprises to come. Friendly Community: Our growing community is welcoming and eager to support new players. Be at the forefront of our adventure and help shape the future of AntCraft! Server IP: apx2092768.apexmc.co Discord: https://discord.gg/nnMTK35cHs Website: tba Ready to build and explore with us? See you in-game!

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WeatherCheckMC

family, future plans, WeatherCheckMC, Expectations, group trip

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as the weather on my ill-fated trip with my sibling and their spouse? Look no further than our server! We promise you’ll never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing if you’ll be caught in a torrential downpour of mobs or if you’ll strike gold in a hidden treasure chest. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for not checking the forecast – we thrive on unpredictability!

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like my sibling and their spouse, you may find yourself canceling future group sessions because you feel they’re “unproductive.” But hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell about the time you accused someone of calling you unintelligent over a Minecraft chat.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, always check the weather forecast before logging on – you never know when a storm of creepers might be headed your way!

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NoKiddos4Me Minecraft SMP

Self Discovery, financial considerations, emotional readiness, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously dude, it’s lit AF. So basically, we got this server where the creepers are actually friendly and they give you hugs instead of blowing you up, like how crazy is that? And the villagers are all secretly ninjas who can do backflips and stuff, it’s wild.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pumpkin on your head. I know, it sounds insane, but trust me, it’s totally worth it.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to shoot fireballs at your enemies? Yeah, it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, it’s epic.

So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, and just plain ridiculous Minecraft experience, then you gotta join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.

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GrandCraft Server: Will Executor

family, Grandparents, tough position, tough decision, Inheritance

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like the time your grandma decided to make you the executor of her will instead of your mom or aunts.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your family drama to play out virtually. Build your dream house, start a family, and navigate the complex relationships just like in real life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds just like finding out your grandma’s secret stash of cookies in the pantry.

So come join us and experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of family politics while also fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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Creeper Chaos Land

pop music, Mariah Man performances, Mariah Man songs, Mariah Man interviews, Mariah Man

HEY GUYS, WELCOME TO THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO MARIAH CAREY SONGS, AND ENDER DRAGONS THAT WEAR TOP HATS! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE AND SEE WHAT’S NEXT FOR MARIAH MAN! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW!

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CraftyCouples

modern relationships, love, financial considerations, Partnership, fear of divorce

Are you tired of spending hours building a virtual relationship with your long-time partner in Minecraft, only to realize they still haven’t popped the question? Well, fear not! Join our server and we guarantee that you’ll be married off in no time! Our virtual weddings are the talk of the town, complete with pixelated champagne and a diamond ring made of pure redstone. Say “I do” to joining our server today!

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