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Future Of Eastern Europe

  • Post-War Blocky Peace SMP

    Post-War Blocky Peace SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Alrighty, listen up you pixelated warriors and blocky builders! You gotta join this utterly bonkers Minecraft SMP where the only thing more outrageous than our server rules is, well, my grandma’s jelly bean collection! Welcome to the land where cows are more cultured than most humans and Creepers have PhDs in blowing up your dreams!

    Here’s the deal: once you log in, you’ll instantly be thrown into a world where literal flaming llamas roam the plains, competing for the title of “Most Dramatic Animal.” Yeah, you heard me right! I once saw one of those spitters launch a water balloon at a player’s face, and like, 3 hearts were lost! What does it all mean? Honestly, I don’t even know!

    We have a special feature called “War for No Reason” where you and your buddies can fight over who gets to eat the last piece of cake in the communal fridge. Spoiler alert: it’s usually a skeleton with a crown who sneaks in at midnight and chugs your cocoa beans! 🎉

    Ever heard of the “Curse of the One-Eyed Zombie?” Legend has it, if you’re brave (or totally not smart) enough to confront him, he’ll challenge you to a dance-off! Lo and behold, if you lose, your Minecraft player will be forced to wear diamond armor made of FOOD for a whole week. Imagine running around in a suit made of raw chicken—hilarity guaranteed! 🐔

    And let’s talk about the community, or as we call it, our “Unholy Coalition of Nonsense!” People come together to build functional roller coasters, but, like, they all crash into each other because ‘who needs planning?’ We also hold a weekly event where we attempt to create a “Blocky Olympics,” and one time, someone tried to do the long jump but ended up flinging themselves off a cliff. Now they live in a treehouse that they insist is the “Governing Body of Jumps,” which no one takes seriously, but hey, it’s fun!

    Oh oh oh, and don’t forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every time a player sneezes! It’s lit; we have enchanted glowstone and bedtime stories told by a wise Enderman who, ironically, has the dance moves of your awkward uncle at a wedding.

    So why are you still reading? This SMP is your ticket to a pixelated playground of absurdity and adventure. Grab your pickaxe, laugh at our misfortunes, and let’s get this Minecraft madness started! If you leave your sanity at the door, you’re in for the best time of your life or your money back (but we don’t actually charge anything because we’re free like that)!

    Moral of the story? Join now or be cursed to forever mine only dirt blocks in a world devoid of excitement. And remember, we’re all about good vibes and accidental chaos. See ya there, if you dare! 😜💥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DawntrailCraft Minecraft Server

    DawntrailCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our “Raped your wallet edition” where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, but who’s counting?).

    Our server is so epic, it’s like data mining for diamonds in the latest patch of Minecraft. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back!

    We’ve got more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at, with free companies and linkshells that will make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on our in-game events – like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win virtual cookies (not real ones, sorry).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a never-ending maintenance session (but in a good way). So what are you waiting for? Update your subject line to “Dawntrail” and join us on this wild ride. Trust us, it’ll be a crafting experience like no other.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ChowderCraft Minecraft Server

    ChowderCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called a chowderhead on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, being a chowderhead is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! In fact, we have a whole chowderhead appreciation day where players compete to see who can come up with the most creative insult involving the word “chowderhead”.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chowderhead King, a mystical being who roams the land in search of the ultimate chowder recipe. Join our server and help him on his quest to find the perfect blend of clams, potatoes, and cream. Who knows, maybe you’ll even be rewarded with a magical chowder spoon that grants you unlimited soup powers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace your inner chowderhead. Who knows, you might just become the next Chowderhead Champion of the Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ScareCraft Minecraft Server

    ScareCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to give you the spooks! One time, a player built a haunted house that was so scary, it made another player’s character pee their pixelated pants! And that’s not even the craziest part – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen who love to break out into dance parties when no one is looking. So if you’re looking for a server that will make your heart race and your bladder quiver, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Event Eraser: Wipeout Wars!

    Event Eraser: Wipeout Wars!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old history? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually go back in time and erase any event from history! Want to stop the dinosaurs from going extinct? Done. Want to prevent the invention of the selfie stick? Easy peasy. Join our server and rewrite history in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible! Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up accidentally creating a world where cats rule the planet. It’s all possible on our wacky and wild server. Join now and start messing with the space-time continuum in the most ridiculous ways imaginable!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PixieMines

    PixieMines

    New Minecraft Servers

    A friendly Prison server, with a twist of extra RPG aspects, and brand new ideas with most plugins being home made giving us the ability to ship massive updates in a faster pace. Join us in our first season and help us shape the server together!

    mc.pixiemines.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MineVerse SMP

    MineVerse SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    MineVerse SMP

    Join MineVerse SMP We are a newly made seever with already established members! I dont think anyone has beaten the game this season so join now & beat it! Some people that join & I get to know & like will most likely get operator! We are looking for Active Members. Join MineVerse SMP Now!

    23.109.136.230

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MoonCraft – Minecraft server

    MoonCraft – Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    ⭐ Tired of the same type of one-day servers? Then, welcome.

    On our server you will see unique, many hours of gameplay. Bosses, auction, clans, various locations, PvP, quests. Meet MoonCraft.

    ? There was a wipe on Grief Survival recently!

    play.mooncraft.space

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GFowning Minecraft Server

    GFowning Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of dealing with real-life relationships? Join our Minecraft server where you can have complete control over everything, just like having a girlfriend who will do whatever you say because she’s emotionally dependent on you! Build, mine, and conquer with no limits – your virtual world, your rules! Plus, our community is filled with players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, so you’ll never feel alone in your quest for domination. Join now and experience the ultimate power trip in a blocky paradise like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • OshiCraft Minecraft Server

    OshiCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience – RubyKana! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is literally made out of diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Every block is a sparkling diamond waiting for you to mine it and become the richest player in the game.

    2. The mobs in RubyKana are not your average Minecraft mobs. We have zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes and creepers that explode into confetti. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

    3. Want to build a house? Forget about boring old dirt and wood. In RubyKana, you can build your house out of candy canes and rainbow blocks. Who wouldn’t want to live in a sugar-coated paradise?

    4. The PvP battles on RubyKana are legendary. We have players who can summon dragons to fight for them and witches who can turn their enemies into adorable kittens. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

    So what are you waiting for? Join RubyKana today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server of all time. Just remember – RubyKana is the plot. Nothing else matters.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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