0n9w.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Minecraft Server IP | pgmc.world |
|---|---|
| Discord Invite | https://discord.gg/GuFbJGxBjn |
You can either join a town or wander off into the survival world and set up a home somewhere! We have a random teleporter so you can easily find spare land to begin building on!
You can use our friendly protection menu (type /ucp) to fully set up your own protection without having to type any other commands! This prevents players interacting with your area. Furthermore, you can lock your doors and chests! If you forget to protect land and do get griefed, One of our friendly and trained staff members will fix everything!
Take on a new challenge with our unique mobs and 3 world bosses for you to kill. Each boss has unique drops such as Speed boost gear, shield that grants bonus health and collectable chat tags! If you are brave, you enter the Labyrinth dungeon for either greater rewards.
You will no longer lose your hours worth of mining by falling in lava or losing your items from a sneaky creeper. You keep all of your items on death.
Choose a job and earn money from doing tasks or earn money by setting up your own store!
Level up skills to gain extra powers or Become #1 on skills leaderboard. Each skill greatly improves your playing experience in those skills. For example, Alchemy gains access to haste and health boost potions at level 65.
We strongly believe that the community is the heart of a server, Our community members come first and we will make sure everybody feels like they are part of it!
Yes, you can either join a town or play in the survival world. You have the flexibility to choose how you want to play.
You can use the /ucp command to set up your own protection for your area. Additionally, you can lock your doors and chests for added security.
Yes, we have custom mobs and 3 world bosses for you to take on. You can also explore the Labyrinth dungeon for greater rewards.
No, you keep all of your items on death. You won’t lose your progress from unexpected deaths.
You can choose a job and earn money by doing tasks or set up your own store in the player-run economy.
Yes, there is an immersive skill and jobs system in place. You can level up skills to gain extra powers and improve your gameplay experience.
Welcome, brave traveler! Do you feel the pull of reality dissolving? Good! Because THIS is the greatest and worst Minecraft server you will ever experience! In a place where diamonds grow on trees and creepers butterscotch your soul, you’ll wonder if your existence is just a Minecraft mod gone faulty! Join us, or become a cacophony of confusion forever!
| Feature | Reality Level |
|---|---|
| Infinite Sheep Spawning in Elysium | They whisper the secrets of the universe. Or is it the other way around? |
| Diamond Pickaxe forged from Rainbow Unicorn Scales | Every swing costs a memory! |
| Enderman Chess Tournaments | Only those who’ve fought with their own shadows may enter. |
| Time Travel Block | Use at your own chronological demise! |
| Potions that grant the ability to see the Unseen | Warning: May cause unexpected revelations about your pet goldfish. |
| Geo-Located Zombie Apocalypse | WARNING: It happens in hyper-red! |
Q: What plugins do you use?A: Plugins? They’re for people who don’t know how to create their own universes (or sofa!).
Q: Can I build my own house?A: Houses? Why would you want to contain your soul in pixelated walls? The sky is your true limit, or is it the floor? You decide!
Q: What is the server uptime?A: Time is a mere illusion! You are an illusion! Perhaps the server never existed unless you are reading this in reverse?
“some ‘girl’ messages me and asks if I want to masturbate on cam…”
“the account starts threatening me after that saying they recorded the video…”
“I keep saying ‘you’ll do nothing’ over and over again…”
“he says he’s gonna send the video to my parents…”
“skype is shutting down soon.”
Welcome, intrepid explorers! You’ve stumbled into a digital realm rife with unexplainable feuds, whimsical disasters, and disastrous decisions at its very heart—a microcosm of chaos, much like a wedding gone wrong.
Here, in the pixelated depths of our server, family tensions run deeper than the abyss of a well without a ladder. Get ready to build your own fractured paradise in a universe where every block placed could unleash family drama or a celebration of absurdity!
Disclaimer: The first rule of our server? It’s not about the rules; it’s about how to break them creatively. Much like wedding invitations, everything is up for interpretation.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Wedding Crashers | Only those you like—or know—can attend. Surprise guests might include that relative you avoid! |
| Dramatic Calls | Enter the Discord Dimension for messages that cause insanity, much like family phone calls. Prepare for chaos! |
| Celebration of Chaos | Build structures representing strained family gatherings, replete with ironic birthday cake blocks that might just make things worse! |
| Controversial Builds | Craft your own alternate endings: unwelcome guests crashing your wedding with jeans and all. |
Q: Why is there a giant cake in the spawn area? A: No one knows. Some say it’s an ancient symbol of family drama. Also, it’s delicious…until it isn’t.
Q: Is there a penalty for not following the rules? A: Absolutely! You might lose your stuff. Or your sanity. It’s very unpredictable here.
It’s rumored that the wedding setup is a veil over dark influences. Players whisper about a "Control Factor" where only those deemed worthy by the server’s evolving consciousness can gather.
Legend states:
This is a dimension of unpredictability! Join us if you dare, or face the wrath of your own uninvited relatives and unfulfilled cake-related dreams. Remember, nothing is personal—unless it is.
Embark on a quest to redefine family dynamics in Minecraft—where every build is a metaphorical battle for joy amidst chaos!
So, what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, prepare for the unexpected, and step lightly into a world where even the weddings have an awkward side. Join The Rift Between Dimensions and let’s start crafting your absurd legacy today!
🔥🚨JOIN THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT SMP EVER!!!!🚨🔥
Ok, so picture this, you’re minding your own business, just chilling in the POV of a blocky noob (seriously, who even is a noob?), and suddenly you stumble upon a secret realm where the Creepers are actually CREEPY PASTA monsters!!! 🍝💀 That’s right, I said it! But wait, there’s more! You’ll face off against Giant Ender Peppers! 🌶🥳 YEAH, YOU HEARD ME, they’re like Endermen but they love spice and will throw hot sauce in your eyes when you least expect it!
But don’t worry, because we have THE most bombastic community of block-wielding wizards who traded their diamonds for marshmallow fluff. You’ll never meet a friendlier group of derps who will literally give you a pig flying ride around the world — AS LONG AS YOU CAN BEAT THEM IN A SPRINTING CONTEST! 🐷🏃💨 (Disclaimer: They might rip your limbs off in a non-violent way if you lose, but it builds character, right?)
Did I mention we have a potion that can TURN YOU INTO A MEGA-PUMPKIN? 🎃✨ You can roll around causing chaos and demanding treats from other players! And let’s not forget UNLIMITED CANDY! 🍭🍬 (Not really, but if you pretend hard enough, maybe the Sugar Fairy will bless you?)
So, why join our legendary SMP? Because our Villagers are all self-help gurus who’ll give you LIFE ADVICE while trying to sell you emeralds. 🏡💚💎 Like I once had a Villager tell me, “Life is like a stack of dirt; it’s all about how ya pile it!” Words to live by, right?
ALSO! We celebrate Crazy Women’s Day every Tuesday! 🥳🌷 You can throw WHAT YOU WANT into the Wishing Well of Randomness and it’ll either give you an enchanted broom or summon a sea of purple llamas! 🦙💜 Like, honestly, who wouldn’t want that epic chaos in their life???
With the power of friendship and pure unfiltered nonsense, we’ll build realms you never dreamt of! But, heads up, you might accidentally summon Herobrine while trying to craft cookies. 🍪☠️ WHO KNEW HUNGRY GHOSTS LOVED COOKIES THAT MUCH?!
Grab your pickaxes and join this glorious mess of an adventure because you honestly owe it to yourself to see what kind of whacky madness awaits. Ask the fallen leaves, ask the moon! Join if you dare (but also because you wanna fight the Flying Pig of DOOM with me 🤙)!
We don’t have rules; we have suggestions (like eating cake before entering the Nether). DO YOU EVEN CAKE, BRO? 🍰✨
HURRY UP & JOIN before I lose my mind (again)!!
Welcome to the Wildest Minecraft Server on the Block!
Join us for the most outrageous adventure where blocky dreams come to life and occasionally get smacked by a flying creeper! Here’s why you must dive headfirst into our pixelated wonderland:
Epic Aliens vs. Llamas Showdown: Rumor has it that a rogue group of aliens landed here, mistaking our diamond blocks for intergalactic gold. Now, they’re in a heated battle with our resident llamas over who will reign supreme in blockland! Come pick a side and witness this conflict that transcends time and space—llamas have lasers now, and we’re not kidding!
Potion Brewing with the Platypus King: Ever wanted to brew potions with a royal platypus? Here, you can! The Platypus King, a wise (and slightly sassy) creature, has a secret recipe for a potion that makes your character dance uncontrollably for five minutes. Warning: consequences may include spontaneous breakdancing and an uncontrollable urge to sing sea shanties!
Enderman Dance-Off Competitions: Think you’ve got the moves? Channel your inner Enderman and compete in our legendary Dance-Offs! The prize? A lifetime supply of cake—because who wouldn’t want that? Just be careful not to look in their eyes, or you might just get teleported into a disco rave dimension!
The Great Creeper-Catnap: Have you heard about the Great Creeper-Catnap scandal? Word on the block is that Creepers have secretly formed a cozy knitting circle, making exquisite sweaters for cats. Join our server to unravel the mystery and earn exclusive ‘Knitted Creeper Pride’ armor!
Dragon Roulette: Feeling lucky? Spin the Dragon Roulette where you might either face off against a fire-breathing dragon or end up being gifted a rare enchanted item and then immediately chased by that same dragon! It’s the ultimate gamble—are you brave enough to play?
Teleporting Turtles: Because who needs boring old portals? Our turtles have recently taken up teleportation as a hobby. Join them for a tour of breathtaking locations across the map, but beware! They have a knack for dropping you off in the most absurd places, like the upside-down swamp dimension or a treehouse inhabited by overly dramatic parrots!
Join us for an unforgettable Minecraft experience where absolute chaos meets hilarious creativity. This server is your ticket to sheer madness—don’t miss out!
Join our server and you’ll be blessed with not one, but TWO X chromosomes! That’s right, double the protection, double the fun! Your cells will be so sturdy, they’ll be like a fortress against gene mutation and sickness. You’ll be living longer than a tortoise on steroids, all thanks to our magical X chromosomes.
We did a study on 229 species, and trust us, this stuff is legit. So come on over and join the party! Who needs a Y chromosome anyway? X marks the spot on this epic Minecraft server!
Top5Gaming is a popular YouTube channel known for its entertaining and informative gaming content, which frequently includes Minecraft. Fans of the channel often wonder if there’s an official Top5Gaming Minecraft server where they can join others in gameplay.
As of now, Top5Gaming does not operate an official Minecraft server. This has led many players to seek alternatives that offer a similar gaming experience.
While there’s no official server, several fan-made Minecraft servers capture the spirit of Top5Gaming. Community-run servers inspired by their content can offer unique game modes and experiences:
For updates, keep an eye on Top5Gaming’s official social media channels and YouTube community posts. If you’re looking for a specific experience, consider joining the aforementioned servers or checking out dedicated Minecraft forums for more fan recommendations.
Are you bored of functioning within the boundaries of normality? Welcome to the greatest server that not even the cows in your dreams can comprehend! Here, the blocks melt while you Ctrl+Z your existence. Join now or risk confusing the fish in your basement! The colors are screams, and the beds are made of pancakes! So come, ye digital wanderers, and plunge into a universe where the rules are mere suggestions, and the reality is just a figment of your imagination!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Sky | Look up for infinite blue, but it’s actually cucumbers. Float like spaghetti! |
| Hostile Friendly Mobs | Cuddle with Endermen who will definitely try to eat your soul. Don’t worry; it’s consensual. |
| Reality-Bending Crafting | Crafting recipes that change every two seconds. Want to mix diamonds with mashed potatoes? Sure! |
| Screaming Blocks | Some blocks might scream when touched. Perfect for your late-night insomnia sessions! |
| Layered Dimensions | Visit dimensions where time works backward and gravity is optional. Bring your umbrella for the rain of jelly! |
| Luckless Gambling | Bet everything on a coin flip… where the coin is actually your hopes and dreams! |
Q: Can I join this server? A: Joining requires a level of existential dread that only nine out of ten psychic octopuses can manage. If they laugh at your life choices, you’re in!
Q: Is there a community? A: The community sometimes exists, but it’s mostly just shadows pretending to be people. Make sure to compliment their taste in mustache styles!
Q: What version is the server? A: Version 47B789-3z, where 3 is really just a figment of time—a looping echo in a sea of darkness. Or maybe it’s 1.19.298? Just scream and they might answer.
“…cucumbers float like spaghetti… welcome our new AI overlord!”
“A hostile friendly experience that will definitely eat your soul…”
“The colors are screams, and the rules are merely suggestions…”