Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your aversion to responsibility? Look no further than our server, where we embrace your inner laziness and fear of commitment!
Join us and experience a world where you can declare your disinterest in taking care of anything, just like this OP’s MIL’s dog. We won’t judge you for not wanting to walk your virtual dog or pet it lovingly – in fact, we encourage it!
Our server is the perfect place for those who find the idea of responsibility disgusting and want to escape the pressures of everyday life. So come on in and let your phobias run wild – we promise not to judge, just like this OP’s BF should have done!
Welcome to Matly SMP! 
Survive & Thrive: Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, build your empire, and conquer challenges alongside a vibrant community of players. Every block you place, every mob you defeat, and every structure you create adds to the rich tapestry of our world.
Unique Economy: In Matly SMP, we’ve put a twist on traditional economies. Say goodbye to diamonds and hello to poisonous potatoes! Embrace the challenge of using this unconventional currency as you trade, barter, and forge alliances with fellow players. Adapt, strategize, and thrive in our dynamic marketplace.
Inclusive Community: Players of all ages are welcome in Matly SMP! Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, you’ll find a place to belong among our diverse and friendly community. Connect with like-minded adventurers, collaborate on projects, and forge lasting friendships that transcend the digital realm.
Discord Integration: Join our Discord server to chat, share tips, and unwind with fellow players. With dedicated channels for different interests and age groups, you’ll always find someone to talk to or team up with on your next epic quest.