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Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, Minecraft, perplexity, Questioning, rant, Repetition, Server, what is the point, WHO IS THIS, who is this for, why do they do this, WTF

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9149
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Towns Built:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	163
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	227
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

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Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3140
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchantments Applied:	162	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Runes Activated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

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Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

blocky, cyber discrimination, cyberbullying, discrimination, equality, harmful behavior, harmful comments, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, online safety, prejudice, RAINBOW, Server, social media

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Buildings Constructed:	40	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Alien Abductions:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!

Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

apology tour, attention seeker, attention seeking, celebrity drama, CERTIFIED, controversy, Disney, Edition, FEMINIST, film promotion, FREE PALESTINE, Kimmel, liberal, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, normal person, Rachel, Rachel Zegler, RAGING, retard, rhetoric, smp, social media, Zegler

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

What is the IP for Soup Minecraft Server?

comedy, funny, Funny Moments, gameplay, Minecraft, Server, sniping soup, Soup

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Emeralds Found:	7249
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Soup is a popular dish made by combining various ingredients such as vegetables, meats, and broth. It is often served hot and can be enjoyed as a starter or main course. Soup is known for its comforting and nourishing qualities, making it a staple in many cuisines around the world.