future child Minecraft Servers

future child Minecraft Servers

  • NoLipSmoochesMC

    NoLipSmoochesMC
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 6556
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 312 Dimension Hops: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all arguments with a good old-fashioned PvP battle! Just like this player’s fiancé, you can duke it out with your loved ones over whether or not to let virtual grandparents kiss your pixelated child on the lips. Will you stand your ground like a warrior, or will you give in to the pressure and let the kisses fly?

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy drama and wild stories, just like this one! Join us and create your own soap opera-worthy moments as you navigate the treacherous waters of virtual family dynamics. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who causes chaos at every turn?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have a server full of drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few kisses on the lips? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • BabyNameDrama Minecraft Server

    BabyNameDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 4745
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family disputes in the most epic way possible! Join now and witness the drama unfold as we navigate through naming controversies like never before.

    Picture this: a family lunch turned into a battlefield over the name Logan. MIL and FIL are up in arms about naming their grandson after a woman, but Josh, Tommy, and Lily are ready to fight back. Who will come out on top in this naming saga? Only time will tell!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown as ILs demand our player (25f) to step in and take back her blessing for the name Logan. Will she cave under pressure or stand her ground like a true warrior? Join the server now to find out!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for all the drama, excitement, and family feuds you never knew you needed. Who knew naming a baby could be so thrilling?

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  • NoMILZoneCraft

    NoMILZoneCraft
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 4834
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Farms Harvested: 189
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and avoid those pesky family members trying to convince you to move to the South!

    Join us and create a virtual paradise where you can live out all your wildest fantasies without any interference from meddling in-laws. Build a massive house, raise virtual kids, and never have to worry about anyone telling you where to live ever again!

    Don’t let your in-laws dictate your life, join our server and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, even the elderly in-laws would want to hang out with you here! So come on down and escape the drama in real life by immersing yourself in our epic Minecraft world. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with family drama!

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  • CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

    CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 7629
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 New Chunks Explored: 147904
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 205 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 27 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Gods Slained: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer you the chance to meet your future daughter? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually meet your future daughter! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to see what your daughter will look like in the future.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. You can ride the unicorn around the server and spread joy and sparkles wherever you go.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even a few zombies who have surprisingly good dance moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziness for yourself!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RespawnAfterDeath

    RespawnAfterDeath
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 7175
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Emeralds Found: 4959
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server cuz we got some crazy shiz happening up in here. Like, did you know that on our server, you can freeze sperm and eggs and have a kid born after you die? Yeah, that’s right, you can be a ghost parent to a Minecraft baby. How wild is that? Join now and experience the miracle of life and death all in one blocky world. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. Don’t miss out, join now!

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  • NerdCraft: Where glasses are the key to my heart

    NerdCraft: Where glasses are the key to my heart
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 1578
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being cursed by God for being attracted to guys with glasses? Are you worried about ruining your future child’s eyesight just because you have a thing for bespectacled men? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the wrath of the eyewear curse! Our pixelated world is filled with so much fun and adventure that you’ll forget all about your questionable taste in men. Plus, who needs 20/20 vision when you can build epic structures and battle creepers in blocky landscapes? So come on, leave your glasses fetish behind and join us for a wild ride on our server!

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  • Honkai: Star Rail General – Minecraft SMP

    Honkai: Star Rail General – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 372
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 55
    Falling into the Void: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are tougher, the loot is crazier, and the adventures are out of this world!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds instead of exploding. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has exclusive events like the “Eighth Dawn” extravaganza where players can ride on magical flying llamas and battle against evil unicorns for a chance to win rare loot. And don’t even get me started on the “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes” questline, where you can become a legendary hero and save the world from an army of evil rabbits.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Who needs boring old vanilla servers when you can have this level of insanity?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Supreme Court Saves Minecraft Server

    Supreme Court Saves Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 743
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

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    Are you tired of worrying about Trump taking away your precious pixelated guns in Minecraft? Fear not, for on our server, the Supreme Court has ruled in favor of keeping all guns in the virtual world safe and sound! Join us and fight for your right to bear blocky arms in epic battles against creepers and skeletons. Who needs real-life politics when you can have all the gun-toting fun in Minecraft? Join now and let freedom ring…in the form of explosive TNT cannons!

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  • Kids and Fat Horse Dicks Minecraft SMP

    Kids and Fat Horse Dicks Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 2411
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Animals Bred: 93 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further! We have a strict “no chill” policy, where we encourage players to go all out in their shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to build giant statues of bacon, ride pigs into battle, and create elaborate traps for unsuspecting players. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master trolls, so get ready for some epic laughs.

    Oh, and did we mention that we have a tradition of hosting weekly “firewall brownskins and throw jews in fire” events? It’s like a crazy game of hot potato, but with a twist! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

    So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor handy. See you in the game!

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  • Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creators Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 8266
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures, where the game design is so good, it’s practically divine! Our server is like no other, with crazy events and challenges that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie pigs riding on top of flying llamas. It was a sight to behold, and they knew they had found their new home in the Minecraft universe.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a talking cow who gives out the best loot in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the power to control time itself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wonderful journey through the world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you on the other side, adventurer!

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  • Fem Turds, Not Her Minecraft SMP

    Fem Turds, Not Her Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 400
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone looks the same? Join our server and stand out from the femturds! We have a secret potion that will transform you into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come join us and unleash your inner unicorn warrior!

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  • ”> Be Me Minecraft Server”

    ”> Be Me Minecraft Server”
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 5511
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 55
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Mines Excavated: 3738
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Dragons Tamed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    > Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the woes of real life like this poor balding guy!

    > Our server is so magical that it can reverse hair loss and give you luscious locks of hair in-game!

    > Take on the role of a powerful wizard who can cast spells to make your enemies’ hair fall out while yours grows thicker and fuller!

    > And don’t worry about any weird side effects like growing cup tits and lactating, because on our server, anything is possible!

    > Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing that it can even reverse the effects of the COVID vaccine! Say goodbye to any worries about side effects and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

    > So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your balding woes in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

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  • Blacked General Minecraft SMP – #3348

    Blacked General Minecraft SMP – #3348
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 4550
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where cute hebes and huge black dicks roam free! Trust us, you’ve never seen a more beautiful sight in all of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. From battling dragons with nothing but a carrot to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And if you’re looking for some AI assistance, we’ve got you covered with NovelAI V.3. Just $25 a month for unlimited gens – because who needs diamonds when you have unlimited creativity at your fingertips?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hebe and black dick parade – and trust us, it’s a sight you’ll never forget.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Cool Songs Thread Minecraft Server

    Cool Songs Thread Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 6055
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Ores Mined: 3234 Star Shards Collected: 116
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Towns Built: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    Don’t believe us? Just check out the link above for proof that our server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Rock’s Minecraft SMP Gang

    The Rock’s Minecraft SMP Gang
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 3804
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 New Chunks Explored: 591955
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3086 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 1466
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP where you must choose to align yourself with The Rock or face the consequences of being against The Rock. Will you be a jabroni or will you rise to the challenge and show your true strength? The choice is yours, but beware, The Rock always knows his role and will lay the smackdown on anyone who dares to defy him. So, are you ready to enter the ring and show The Rock what you’re made of? If you smell what The Rock is cooking, then come join us and let the chaos begin!

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