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SongTitleHatersMC

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Divine Spears Created:	29
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

are you tired of hearing your name and immediately hating that song? well, boy do we have the server for you! join us and never have to suffer through that annoying tune again.

imagine a world where every time someone says your name, it’s not followed by a terrible song. sounds like paradise, right? well, that’s exactly what you’ll get on our server.

we have a special plugin that detects song titles and automatically changes them to something more pleasant. so no more cringing every time someone mentions your name.

plus, we have the friendliest community around. everyone is always willing to lend a hand or just have a good laugh. you’ll never feel alone on our server.

so come join us and say goodbye to those pesky song title woes. you won’t regret it!

SoulSwipe

Balanced Economy, custom generated map, Custommap, Customterrain, Economy, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, Minecraft, PvP, Quality-of-life plugins, Server, smp, Smpvp, SoulSwipe, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome to SoulSwipe Lifesteal!

A new take on your average lifesteal server…Play on a custom generated overworld map, with featurescreated and added for your benefit such as a Balanced Economyand Quality of life plugins.

Discord:Click here

play.soulswipe.net

The Slapstuck SMP: Where Java, Bedrock, and chaos collide in 1.20.4! No slapstick, just fun!

1.20.4, Announcements, bedrock, BONUS, channel, Chaos, Claims, collide, Discord, District, Dynmap, Fun, hermit craft, home, Ip:, java, Join, Map, mod, ONLINE, Qol, shopping, slapstick, Slapstuck, smp, stay up to date, Tpa, Vanilla, voice chat, Website, world gen

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magic Items Found:	1837	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Compatibility	Bedrock and Java
Mods/Plugins	Terralith world gen mod, /home, /tpa, tree cutting datapack, claims, etc.
Additional Features	Voice chat, dynmap, Discord integration

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	About 10-15 players regularly, from different time zones.
Do I need to have any specific mods installed to join?	No, most mods/plugins are server-side.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, check with server admins or rules.
Can I join with my friends together?	Yes, you can invite friends to join the server.
How can I connect to the server?	For Java, use: play.slapstuck.net \| For Bedrock, visit: https://slapstuck.net

Join our Discord server for more information and updates: https://discord.gg/K8sCPb45Sg

Pixel Pinnacle Minecraft Server

advancement, comparison, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk genre, Excellence, future advancements, futuristic, Gaming, graphics, Immersive, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, MODERN, pinnacle, PIXEL, Popular, Potential, Server, storytelling, Technology, trend, video games, vidyas

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring mainstream video games that just can’t compare to the epicness of CyberPunk? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The other players were so impressed that they all started a chicken-pig army and conquered the entire server. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out quests. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs mainstream modern vidyas when you have us?

PixelmonPals Minecraft Server

aoki, battle, Challenges, chapter, character growth, friendship, Liko, Mentorship, Minecraft, PixelmonPals, pokemon, Pokémon 2023, practical application tests, Roy Dot, second half, Server, skills development, struggling eatery, teamwork, Terastal Debut, test preparation, trainees, Training

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can battle against Aoki in a virtual showdown! But that’s not all, before you face off against Aoki, you must first help out at a struggling eatery in the virtual world. Who knew saving a virtual restaurant could be so thrilling?

Join us for outrageous adventures, insane battles, and hilarious moments as you navigate through the Terastal Debut chapter. Will you emerge victorious against Aoki? Will you be able to save the eatery from virtual bankruptcy? The only way to find out is by joining our server and experiencing the madness for yourself!

CookingCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, Asshole, bolognese, bonkers, Chef, cleaners, Cook, CookingCraft, Cottage pie, food shopping, friend’s family, Help, homecooked, Hospital, insult, kitchen, massive weekend, Minecraft, normal service, not cooking meals, Plans, repertoire, Server, SpagBol, Sparrows, surprised, Visiting, wedding breakfast

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Magic Items Found:	5889
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most seasoned chefs can’t handle the heat in the kitchen! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and kitchen calamities.

Imagine logging on to our server and finding your friend attempting to cook a gourmet meal for their sick mom, only to create a disaster that would make Gordon Ramsay cry. From measly portions of bolognese to cottage pies fit for sparrows, the kitchen is always a battlefield on our server.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our on-call cooks ready to swoop in and save the day. Just like in real life, sometimes you just need to call in the professionals to clean up the mess and whip up a masterpiece in under an hour.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the drama of a kitchen nightmare and still come out on top as the hero? Don’t be afraid to stir the pot and show off your cooking skills, just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that come with it.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our culinary Minecraft world!

ExHusbandDyingNoKidToldAITA

attention seeking, Boundaries, brain injury, co parenting, Communication, custody, Decision making, difficult conversations, emotional manipulation, estranged relationship, ex husband, ExHusbandDyingNoKidToldAITA, family dynamics, Guilt, impact on child, legal issues, long distance parenting, medical information, parenting, privacy concerns, terminal illness

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Crops Grown:	4739	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning everything.

Just like this wild tale of a 35-year-old mom dealing with her ex-husband’s fake terminal illness to guilt trip their 14-year-old child. Can you imagine the shenanigans that would go down on our server if we had players like this?

Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziness – join today!

SafeButDeadly Minecraft Server

Dangerous, deceptive dangers, deceptive safety, disguised dangers, hidden dangers, hidden hazards, hidden perils, hidden threats, hidden toxins, Minecraft, overlooked dangers, overlooked risks, potential dangers, SafeButDeadly, safety hazards, seemingly harmless, seemingly harmless but deadly, seemingly safe, Server, silent killers, underestimated risks, unexpected hazards, unsuspected risks

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3866
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is not as it seems! Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of figuring out what seems safe but can actually kill you in the game.

Our server is filled with hidden traps, devious puzzles, and sneaky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times. But don’t worry, we also have plenty of rewards for those brave enough to conquer the dangers lurking around every corner.

Rumor has it that there is a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a fearsome dragon who only reveals itself to the most cunning and skilled players. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the stuff of legends?

So come join us on our server and test your Minecraft skills like never before. Just remember, looks can be deceiving, and what seems safe may just be the thing that ends your game in a hilarious and unexpected way. See you in the game, if you dare!

CraftingLoveGone

BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, counseling, CraftingLoveGone, Divorce, Emotional distance, growing apart, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, irreconcilable differences, lack of intimacy, legal proceedings, Loneliness, lost love, Marital Problems, Marriage, moving on, relationship, Resentment, separation, signs of a failing marriage

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

When you find yourself spending more time on this Minecraft server than with your spouse! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs marriage counseling when you have diamond mining and creeper explosions to distract you? So come on, join us and say goodbye to your spouse… I mean, marriage problems!

ParisOlympicsSecure

athletes, Budget, Competition, concerns, fear, games, hostility, International, Israel, measures, olympics, Paris, ParisOlympicsSecure, precautions, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, sports, Surveillance, Tensions, threat

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Divine Spears Created:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

OMG, THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE OLYMPICS BUT BETTER! WE HAVE DOUBLE THE SECURITY BUDGET BECAUSE OUR PLAYERS ARE SO FAMOUS, ATHLETES FROM PARIS ARE SCARED TO COMPETE HERE! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO FEEL LIKE A CELEBRITY AND AVOID HOSTILITY FROM FRENCHIES. PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, YOU’LL BLIND ANY HATERS TRYING TO ATTACK YOU. COME JOIN THE FUN AND BE A PART OF OUR EPIC MINECRAFT OLYMPICS!