Futoshi Nishiya Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BathroomBashersMC

awkward, bathroom, BathroomBashersMC, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, compromise, consideration, Daily, discussion, family friend, Girlfriend, living situation, Masturbation, noise, personal time, privacy, roommate, roommate etiquette, shared space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Void Armor Forged:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9296	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

BlockBreakerz

BlockBreakerz, Consistency, daily habits, goal-setting, habit change, habit formation, habit formation techniques, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, personal development, physical health, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, success habits, tangible benefits, wellness

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Potions Brewed:	183	Gods Slained:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

BinLadensCraft

al-qaeda, BinLadensCraft, CounterTerrorism, deportation, expulsion, extremist, foreign national, France, Government, immigration, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, Osama bin Laden, political asylum, Radical, refugee status, security threat, Son, Terrorism, threat assessment

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
New Chunks Explored:	656714	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

2024.., artificial neural networks, associative memory, autonomous method, data patterns, data properties, discoveries, Fun, Geoffrey Hinton, Hintons, Hopfield, image reconstruction, inventions, John Hopfield, machine learning, Network, neural, Nobel laureates, Nobel Prize, PHYSICS., picture identification, popular science background, powerful machine learning, press release, scientific explanation, video announcement

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

minecraft server, t.me/vanillape, Vanilla PE, vanilla server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	8084	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mines Excavated:	3506

Our tag: t.me/vanillape

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Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

attraction, blocky, chakra balancing, divine feminine, empowerment, Energy healing, female anatomy, feminine energy, feminine power, law of attraction, long tail, magnet, magnetism, manifestation, Minecraft, sacred feminine, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, sexual energy, Sexuality, Vagina

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Emeralds Found:	6519	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Animals Bred:	93	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

aita, allergic, Animals, apartment, background check, cold shoulder, decision, disabled friend, family party, LANDLORD, Promise, Property, renting, service dog, SisNoApt4DisabledBFF, sister

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Void Armor Forged:	27
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Runes Activated:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic ex signs, toxic love, toxic partner, toxic patterns, toxic relationship advice, toxic relationship signs, toxic traits, ToxicExOrMe

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

KindCraft: RandomKindActs

Acts of kindness, community support, compassion, Generosity, Gratitude, Heartwarming, KindCraft, Kindness, Making A Difference, paying it forward, positive impact, Random act of kindness, RandomKindActs, selfless gesture, sharing love, small gestures, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching moment, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!