FutilityShorts – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Fable 4 Minecraft SMP

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In a land where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha, there lies a Minecraft SMP like no other. This server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for diamonds and have a delicious snack at the same time!

But wait, there’s more! The villagers on this server are known for throwing the wildest parties. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of villagers breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the server owner is a wizard who can summon rainbows on command. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of magic?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziness for yourself!

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Hurt Someone Minecraft Server

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally punching a tree and hurting yourself? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild and crazy that you’ll be hurting yourself from laughing so hard at all the shenanigans going on. From exploding pigs to dancing creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Join now for a chance to experience the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

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Unconstitutional Minecraft SMP Hunter’s Conviction

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Our server is so wild that even the most respectable right wing legal scholars would agree that joining is the only constitutional thing to do.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Hunter was convicted of stealing all the diamonds on the server. But fear not, because Biden swooped in and pardoned him, claiming it was all just a big misunderstanding. Now, Hunter roams free and the law is just a mere suggestion on our server.

If you want to challenge the law, push the boundaries of what is considered acceptable in Minecraft, and maybe even steal some diamonds yourself, then this is the SMP for you. So come on in and join the chaos, because SCOTUS won’t know what hit them!

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MineCraft Server: /fgo alter/ – Fate/Grand Order Alter

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Our server is like the Lostbelt No.6 of Minecraft worlds – mysterious, challenging, and full of epic loot waiting to be discovered.

Join us for our “Fate 20th Anniversary Showcase” Celebration Campaign, where you can summon legendary Minecraft characters and embark on quests that will make your pickaxe tremble with excitement.

Need materials for your next build? Our server has a Material Lookup feature that will make gathering resources a breeze. Plus, our Coin Calculator will help you track your riches as you conquer the land.

And don’t forget about our Rank Up + Interlude Timeline – because even in Minecraft, your characters deserve to level up and unlock their full potential.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare drop that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. See you in the game!

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Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: a land filled with epic adventures, crazy characters, and jaw-dropping builds. We’ve got Golden Epic Tribbies, Rappa trailers that will leave you speechless, and Myriad Celestias that will make you question reality itself. And don’t even get me started on the current character banners – Acheron, Aventurine, Pela, Sampo – they’re all here and ready to party!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got new drip marketing that will blow your mind. The Herta, Aglaea, and Remembrance Trailblazer are just waiting for you to unlock their true potential. And don’t forget about our redeemable codes – because who doesn’t love free stuff, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a funny story to tell your friends. See you in the game, gamers!

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Avaneesh’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Oh, let me tell you about Avaneesh Kanala! This Minecraft server is like no other, my friend. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me paint you a picture. Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on Avaneesh Kanala, the laws of Minecraft are just a suggestion.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of this server is actually a wizard who can turn your wooden pickaxe into a diamond one with just a flick of his wand. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of zombies and skeletons.

So, what are you waiting for? Join Avaneesh Kanala today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

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Blame My Backwards RAM Stick – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even our hardware has a sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with upside-down RAM sticks, mischievous motherboards, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? So come on in and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure your hardware is seated correctly, or you might end up blaming the mobo too!

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Gloomy swamps – gloomy swamps Minecraft server

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Dismal Swamp is a server where you have to survive in the world of a mangrove swamp. There are short days, long nights, dangerous monsters, lots of new dungeons, dungeons, and even custom items for you to find! Dive into the dark world of swamps!

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Fire Punch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is as lit as Fire Punch! Literally, our server is so hot that your computer might catch fire (just kidding, please don’t sue us).

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally possible and not at all dangerous. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to break it down. Just watch out for the exploding dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest block in existence. Rumor has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Fanfic Writers Minecraft SMP

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Are you a fembot who loves reading and writing fanfics? Well, you’re in luck because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a whole community of fembots who share your guilty pleasure and won’t judge you for it. Plus, we have penpal programs where you can connect with other fembots and collaborate on writing fanfics together. Join us for a fun and creative experience like no other!

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