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BlockBusters

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies breakdance. we got llamas with top hats and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers tell jokes and our skeletons do the macarena.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out glitter. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that loves cuddles and belly rubs.

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. just say the magic word “banana” and it will appear before your very eyes.

come join the fun and madness on our server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. who needs boring old reality when you can escape to our wacky world of minecraft mayhem?

RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

The Dysfunctional Federation: Where plugins clash, Java code goes haywire, and city-building is a disaster! Join us on SMP 1.21 RPG!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mines Excavated:	2507	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5779	Falling into the Void:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

What we offer
A limitless survival world, full of unique structures and interesting biomes
Weekly Minecraft lets play, during which we play games and host events in Minecraft or outside of it!
A world that’s not being wiped or restarted often. Meaning your progress will stay for a long time!
All kinds of longer-term events, being hosted in-game and discord with good rewards
Ability to join community projects and leave a mark on the server
Various in-game features to reduce grind and focus on the areas you enjoy
Economy system to customize your experience on the server
A little bit of everything: city building, achievement hunts, collecting, and much more
Long-term and stable server with active admins, constant updates, and a friendly community
A safe place with no griefing, bullying, or pay-to-win mechanics

Server Information
Accessible to everyone who applies in the community discord
Currently on version 1.20.2, will update to 1.21 soon
Plugins include Terralith, McMMO, Economy, Blaze and caves advancement pack, and more
Client-sided mods allowed as long as they don’t exploit the game

How to join us
Join The Federation – Minecraft discord https://discord.gg/Y8VBuhsrgg
Agree to server rules
Apply via the #applications channel in discord
Wait for your application to be accepted, then you will be welcomed to the server

FAQ

1. How often is the server reset?

The server is not reset often, only for major updates like version changes.

2. Can I use client-side mods?

Yes, client-side mods are allowed as long as they do not exploit the game.

3. Are there specific rules for the server?

Yes, all players must agree to the server rules before joining.

4. How do I join the server?

Join The Federation – Minecraft discord, agree to the rules, apply via the designated channel, and wait for acceptance.

5. What kind of events are hosted on the server?

There are weekly Minecraft lets play events, longer-term events with rewards, and community projects available.

6. Is there a currency system on the server?

Yes, there is an economy system that allows players to customize their experience.

CoffinCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Farms Harvested:	507
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just offer the usual survival and creative modes, we take it to a whole new level of craziness.

Join us if you want to explore The Coffin of Andy and Leyley, a mysterious adventure that will have you questioning reality. Our guides are filled with major spoilers, because who wants to play a game without knowing every single detail beforehand?

Achievements? We got ’em. Stars to collect? You betcha. And if you need a complete walkthrough of Episode 2, we’ve got you covered. Just be prepared for some mind-bending twists and turns along the way.

But that’s not all! We also have progress reports that include development roadmaps, because we take our Minecraft server very seriously. And if you’re curious about Nemlei’s previous games, well, let’s just say they’re not for the faint of heart.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience such insanity and chaos in one place? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Minecraft SMP: Trump’s Last Stand – The Debate Edition

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	New Chunks Explored:	430779
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Votes:	3588
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, have we got a server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! That’s right, the man, the myth, the legend is here to make Minecraft great again!

Not convinced yet? Well, let me tell you about the insane events that happen on our server. We’ve got Trump addressing the National Guard Association in Detroit, rallying in Glendale, and even talking at the National Border in Cochise County! Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, dropping some sick burns in the chat. And don’t even get me started on the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library – it’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most chaotic server out there. Make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallOfDiamonds #Trump2024 #MinecraftForPatriots

PointlessDebateMC SMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Dragon Eggs Found:	9605	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to settle the most pointless arguments in the most epic way possible! Have you ever argued with someone about whether cats or dogs are better in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can settle it once and for all with a PvP battle between a team of cats and a team of dogs! Winner gets bragging rights and a diamond crown to wear around the server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because why not! And if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the bunker, you’ll be rewarded with a stack of enchanted golden carrots and a pet parrot that can rap like Eminem.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even end up in a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza, and the only way to settle it is with a TNT cannon duel! It’s all in good fun, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wacky shenanigans!

CraftyCrafterz

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the bare minimum? Well, look no further because our server is the Rolls Royce of Minecraft servers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on?

So why settle for the cheap version when you can experience the luxury and extravagance of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyCorruptionSA

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we uncover billion-dollar corruption scandals at state-owned companies in south africa! 😂🤑

we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that were stolen by corrupt officials, so you can loot to your heart’s content! 💎💰

our admins are like detectives, always on the lookout for shady deals and backdoor dealings in our virtual world. they will ban anyone caught trying to bribe their way to the top! 🚫🕵️‍♂️

build your own empire and watch out for rival players trying to sabotage your success. but don’t worry, we have anti-corruption potions to protect your assets! 🧪🛡️

join us now for a wild ride of scandal and intrigue, where the only rule is to have fun and expose the corrupt! 🕵️‍♀️🔍🎮

BatSugarCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9846	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bats with the highest sugar levels ever recorded in mammals! you won’t believe your eyes when you see these sugar-crazed flying creatures zooming around the map.

we believe that studying these bats could lead to groundbreaking treatments for metabolic diseases. who knew that playing minecraft could lead to scientific discoveries?

so come on over and join us for some wild adventures and maybe even unlock the secrets of the bat’s high sugar levels. it’s gonna be a bat-tastic time!

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Buildings Constructed:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of getting mixed signals from girls and not knowing how to act around them? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate guide to navigating the mysterious world of semi-autistic changirls!

Join our server and learn the art of being both stoic and lovebombing at the same time. We’ll teach you how to be mysterious and uncaring one minute, and then shower them with attention the next – because who doesn’t love a little emotional rollercoaster?

Forget all the contradictory advice you’ve heard before, our server is where you’ll find the definitive guide to winning over those changirls. So come on in and let’s show those semi-autistic changirls what a true chanlad is made of!

Minecraft SMP – /b10/ – Blocky Banter Bonanza

#pantsu, 8/29 Update, b10, banter, blocky, bonanza, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, epic seven, Frida, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Increased Rates, Iseria, Lucklets, Minecraft, mobile game, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, smp, Song of Stars, Spotted Mouse Hair Tie, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	788	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Divine Spears Created:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted diamond gear, insane resources that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds, and yuppieraids that are more epic than a dragon fight.

But wait, there’s more! Our 8/29 update is so juicy, it’ll make you scream louder than a ghast. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates – Frida and Spotted Mouse Hair Tie? Iseria and Song of Stars? It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Mystic Summons that will make your jaw drop faster than a falling anvil. Join our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting, or else you’ll be left in the dust faster than a sprinting Enderman.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic adventures this side of the Nether!

CreeperCraftBdayGifts

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Emeralds Found:	198
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of boring family drama and emotional effort? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Our server is filled with virtual adventures, blocky landscapes, and no emotional baggage whatsoever.

Forget about real-life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle. No need to deal with distant family members or awkward interactions – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Join now and leave all your real-life worries behind. No more birthday cards, no more emotional turmoil – just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama.