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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 8698 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because why not! And if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the bunker, you’ll be rewarded with a stack of enchanted golden carrots and a pet parrot that can rap like Eminem.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even end up in a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza, and the only way to settle it is with a TNT cannon duel! It’s all in good fun, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wacky shenanigans!