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InflamedMindsMC

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally gonna save you from getting all those mental health disorders, man. like, you know how inflammation can mess you up? well, this server is like, gonna fight off that inflammation with its magical powers or something. join now and say bye-bye to psychosis and depression, dude. early inflammation is no match for us, we got your back, bro. come join the fun and stay mentally healthy, yo.

VirtualTuberFeds Minecraft Server

Conspiracy Theory, cybersecurity, data encryption, digital footprint, digital privacy, encrypted photos, external content, Feds, government surveillance, internet security, Minecraft, online presence, online tracking, online visibility, payroll, privacy concerns, Server, SmugAlana, social media, tenor.com, virtual influencers, virtual tubers, VirtualTuberFeds

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Potions Brewed:	100	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even SmugAlana is in on it? Look no further, because our server is so exclusive, even browsers can’t handle it! All photos are encrypted, and even the almighty tenor.com has no trace of us. Join now for the ultimate challenge of finding our hidden base, guarded by a secret society of Minecraft pros. And who knows, maybe SmugAlana will give you a hint if you’re lucky!

AsiansAreOP Minecraft SMP

Africans, anti-semitism, Asians, AsiansAreOP, discrimination, ethnicity, fascism, Genocide, Germans, hate crimes, History, Holocaust, Jews, Military, Minecraft, nazi, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, s&s, smp, Wermacht, world war II

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Towns Built:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where we embrace diversity like the Nazis never could! Join us for a chance to see black Africans in the German Wermacht, Asian men in the SS, and maybe even a Jewish player leading the charge in battle. Our server is a melting pot of cultures and backgrounds, just like a twisted version of history where everyone gets along (or at least tries to).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a bizarre mix of players coming together to build, survive, and maybe even conquer? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a rainbow coalition of players taking on the Ender Dragon or battling it out in PvP arenas?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and be a part of something truly unique in the world of Minecraft SMPs.

NoNameChange Minecraft Server

anxiety, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict, creepiness, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, friendship, Gaslighting, Identity, Manipulation, Minecraft, name change, NoNameChange, personal boundaries, personal space, Respect, self esteem, Server, social anxiety, Support, validation

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Votes:	3568
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy story!

Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through friendships and name changes just like our main characters. Will you be able to handle the pressure of constant social interactions and name swaps? Only the bravest players can survive the chaos of this server!

Join now and see if you have what it takes to deal with the drama and madness of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as this Reddit post!

ExBlockCops: AITAforCalling911

AITAforCalling911, child neglect, Child Psychology, child safety, child trauma, child welfare, co parenting, communication breakdown, CPS investigation, custody, emergency custody, emotional distress, ExBlockCops, family dynamics, family vacation, Manipulation, mental health, parenting, police intervention, psychological abuse, stepfamily issues

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Votes:	4069
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions that will make your ex’s custody battles look like child’s play.

Witness insane family drama unfold as players fight for custody of their virtual children. Will you be the one to lock your Minecraft daughter in her room and push a desk against the door? Or will you be the one calling CPS on your ex for a “tantrum”? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers emergency custody hearings, police interventions, and even trips to the ER for extreme dehydration. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziest custody battles and family feuds you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Remember, in Minecraft, all’s fair in love and custody disputes!

OneTimeAtLeast – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, OneTimeAtLeast, smp

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	39
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that will have you questioning your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, look no further! Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

BlockCraftin’FUN

best kept secrets, BlockCraftinFUN, diamond in the rough, hidden delights, hidden gems, hidden treasures, hidden wonders, lesser known, Must try, Overlooked, overlooked experiences, overlooked pleasures, try new things, under-the-radar attractions, Underappreciated, Underrated, undiscovered, undiscovered pleasures, Unexplored, unique experiences

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	557956
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	7

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Build your own castle, tame a dragon, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBananza Minecraft Server

4.4 million years, BlockyBananza, China, cultural genocide, Cumulative, discrimination, ethnic cleansing, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, injustice, international community, Minecraft, minority group, Oppression, persecution, political prisoners, Prison, sentenced, Server, study, Uyghurs, Xinjiang

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	3965

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

FatahFrenzyMC

armed conflict, Assassination, Commander, Conflict, Fatah, FatahFrenzyMC, foreign relations, hezbollah, international news, Israel, le monde, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Palestinian, political violence, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, strike, targeted killing

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236

u know what else is killin it? this minecraft server! it’s like the wild west but with blocky pigs and creepers! come join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise!

we got diamond armor that makes u invincible, and enchanted swords that can slay dragons with one hit! plus, our admins are like wizards who can grant u wishes and turn ur enemies into chickens!

rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make u the richest player in all the land. but be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its location.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and become a legend in the world of minecraft!

PixelPerfectCraft

beauty standards, camera quality, digital age, digital filters, FILTERS, grainy quality, image editing, modern society, Nostalgia, old cameras, photo manipulation, photography, PixelPerfectCraft, self improvement, self-image, self-perception, self-presentation, social media, Technology, visual aesthetics., visual culture

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so epic dat it will make ur brain explode with joy. like, u know how old cameras make u look better cuz of da grainy quality? well dis server is like dat, but on steroids. u will look so good, u won’t even believe it’s u. u will be slayin’ dem creepers and buildin’ dem houses like a pro. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all dat good stuff. so come join us and let’s have a blast together. trust me, u won’t regret it.