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Minecraft SMP: AmerilardsExposed

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we expose Amerilards in matchweek 1! Just like Pulishit lost his position on the wing, you too can lose your way in this crazy world of blocks and pixels. But fear not, for we have insane stories and outrageous reasons for you to join us!

Reyna and McKenshit didn’t even play because they suck, just like some players on our server who think they’re the best but end up embarrassing themselves. That ginger fuck didn’t do shit, just like some players who try to make a name for themselves but fail miserably.

Join us on this wild ride where anything can happen, from unexpected twists to hilarious fails. Who knows, you might even end up being sold to mLs like Pulishit! So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

CraftyPlague: Infectiously Fun Server

Alzheimer’s disease, anxiety, Autoimmune Disease, Cancer, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, CraftyPlague, cystic fibrosis, debilitating illness, depression, diabetes, Fun, healthcare costs, Heart Disease, incurable illness, Infectiously, mental illness, Multiple Sclerosis, Parkinson’s Disease, physical illness, quality of life, Server, terminal illness, worst illness

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for the worst illness of all – boring gameplay! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds in a volcano, and riding pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – unless you catch a case of the “boring server blues”!

Papa’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Secret Passages Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Emeralds Found:	7274
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Animals Bred:	135

Are you tired of waiting for chapter 21 translations? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden chest that contains exclusive translations of chapter 21! Join now to uncover the mystery and become the ultimate bookworm of the server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Can you capture a selfie with this elusive creature? Join us to find out!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rare mob spawner that spawns dancing llamas who drop enchanted disco balls. Get ready to boogie down with these funky farm animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the chapter 21 translations alone!

Minecraft SMP: Broke and Bored

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1266
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of being financially bored? Do you want to escape the mundane world of budgeting and bills? Then join our Minecraft SMP where diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees! Our economy is so booming that even the creepers are rolling in emerald armor. Join us and watch your virtual bank account skyrocket to infinity and beyond! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual billionaire in our world? Say goodbye to financial boredom and hello to endless riches in our Minecraft SMP!

StepDadSassCraft

aita, apoplectic., Author, Birthday, Chinese book, family, gift, horror novel, maddening, relationship, retort, snarky, Stepbrother, StepDadSassCraft, Stepfather, stephen king, taiwan, Translated, Upset, vassal state, Visit

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my stepfather’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is surviving the creepers.

Just like how my stepfather hates China, our server hates boring gameplay. Get ready to explore a world filled with Taiwanese-inspired landscapes and build your own empire, just like how Taiwan stands strong against China’s influence.

Don’t worry about being snarky here, we encourage it! Roast your fellow players in the chat, just like how I roasted my stepfather about Taiwan not being China. Let the banter flow like lava in the Nether!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the drama is non-existent, the adventures are endless, and the only thing vassal about us is our commitment to having a good time. See you in the game, and remember, Taiwan is not China!

CraftyMichelle’s Job Site

activism, African American community, Barack Obama, Black jobs, commentary, CraftyMichelles, criticism, current events, employment, empowerment, former first lady, Job, leadership, Michelle Obama, Politics, presidential administration, public figure, racial inequality, Site, Social Issues, social justice, trump, united states

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7095
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where michelle obama herself is throwing shade at trump while you mine for diamonds! imagine building a house next to michelle obama’s mansion and listening to her epic roasts all day long. plus, the mobs are all dressed in designer clothes and drop gucci loot. join now for the most lit minecraft experience of your life!

Kramer’s Cameracraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	200186	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! you’re transported to a world where kramer from seinfeld is the mayor and he’s running around with a chicken on his head, screaming about merv griffin and pretending there are cameras filming his every move.

but wait, there’s more!

you start building your house and suddenly george costanza shows up, claiming he’s a professional interior decorator and starts rearranging all your furniture. jerry seinfeld is there too, cracking jokes about creepers and zombies while elaine dances around in a diamond armor suit, slaying mobs left and right.

oh, and did i mention that the entire server is shaped like a giant slice of pizza? yeah, that’s right. you can explore pepperoni forests, cheese caves, and sausage rivers.

so, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure with the cast of seinfeld in a pizza-themed minecraft world, then come join us on this server! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Surviving with the Dead on Corporate Minecraft- No Snitches Allowed!

Adventure, Allowed, Bank, Bounty, BUILD, Challenging, Connect, corporate, Create, Dead, Farms, fellow players, Generators, INCREASE, Journey, Minecraft, Minions, Plugin, productivity, Server, smp, snitches, Survival, Surviving, Thrive, Version, world

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Corpse Survival Server Overview

Version	1.8 and above, including 1.21.X
Features	Custom Bank, Bounty, and Generator plugin
Server IP	stinted.hs.vc:27101
Discord	https://discord.gg/yBs3hjjt6y

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on version 1.21.X?	Yes, the server is available on any version 1.8 and above, including 1.21.X
What plugins does the server use?	The server uses custom Bank, Bounty, and Generator plugins
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP address stinted.hs.vc:27101
Is there a Discord server for Corpse Survival?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/yBs3hjjt6y

EmojiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Towns Built:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Animals Bred:	96
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	284
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1234
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in weekly llama fashion shows (yes, llamas can be stylish too!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeper2027 – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too often).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken parade, led by a player riding a llama dressed as a cowboy. The chat is filled with players arguing over who has the best pet rock, while others are trying to build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate treasure hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken).