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BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	10

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7763
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Void Gems Collected:	38
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	245
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	85	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	52
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1180

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Creeper Crush!

bittersweet, creeper, Crush, emotional, Experience, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school romance, infatuation, Innocence, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, past, puppy love, relationship, Romantic, sentimental, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.