fut23 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/500	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/500	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/300	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/800	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	236327	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Potions Brewed:	81	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crops Grown:	8513
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/400	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/200	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Animals Bred:	143
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/100	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/200	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	73	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/800	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Falling into the Void:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/700	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!