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CraftyDrunkGF

alcoholism, Boundaries, CHANGE, Communication, CraftyDrunkGF, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Drinking, Emotional Abuse, everyday, Hiding, Issue, Lies, overreacting, partner, reaction, relationship, Trippin, Upset, verbally abusive, weird

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	891
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who drinks every night and turns into a verbally abusive zombie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from your partner’s drunken rants, or you can team up with other players to take down creepers and skeletons who remind you of your partner’s behavior. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all the alcohol into harmless sparkling water, so you can enjoy a virtual drink without the real-life consequences.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks drinking every night is no big deal.

BlockyVirginity

advice, anticipation, awkwardness, BlockyVirginity, Communication, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Experience, Exploration, first time, growth, Intimacy, learning curve, Memories, nerves, Preparation, Self Discovery, Surprises, Tips, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	2955	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! That’s right, we’ve got crazy mobs and even crazier adventures waiting for you.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can on our server! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss his hilarious one-liners.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughs, explosions, and epic battles that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Super Bowl Citizens – Confidently Wrong

Accuracy, american football, Assumptions, Beliefs, Bowl, Championships, Citizens, Competition, Confidence, Confidently, developing countries, football, knowledge, low-income countries, NFL, POVERTY, predictions, sports, Super, super bowl, underprivileged, winning teams, wrong, wrong predictions

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a llama who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you will be blessed with epic dance moves and unstoppable gaming skills. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come on down and join the fun! Who needs the Super Bowl when you can be part of this epic adventure? Join now and become a part of the madness!

The Block Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, be nice, BLOCK, Communication, Community, compassion, Edition, Empathy, encouragement, friendship, Harmony, Haven, Kindness, letter, love, Peace, positivity, relationships, Respect, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Votes:	6027	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical wonderland of friendship and rainbows. It’s, like, the ultimate chill zone where everyone is, like, super nice to each other.

I’m talking, like, no toxic players or griefers allowed. We only vibe with positive peeps who spread love and good vibes. It’s, like, a virtual hug fest 24/7, man.

And, get this, the admins are, like, unicorns in human form. They grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your builds. It’s, like, having your own personal Minecraft fairy godmother.

So, if you’re tired of all the drama and negativity on other servers, come join us in this magical land of wholesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s spread love and blocky goodness together!

BlockyLoveTriangle

awkwardness, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, butterflies, Communication, Crush, double date, feelings, friendship, hanging out, Honesty, Insight, Intimacy, new boyfriend, Party, past relationships, shock, strong feelings, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Crops Grown:	4560	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of boring old friendships that end up with awkward double dates? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle!

Forget about “Alexa” and her questionable motives, on our server, the only thing you’ll be hooking up with is some epic loot. Say goodbye to awkward phone calls and hello to endless adventures with your new virtual pals.

Join now and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named “Eric” who loves to give out insider tips on where to find the best diamonds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

StatisticallyCrafty

Alarming, Analysis, bone-chilling, chilling, data, Data Point, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, INFORMATION, Numbers, petrifying, research, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., statistic, StatisticallyCrafty, Terrifying, unnerving

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crops Grown:	7351	Mines Excavated:	2995
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Emeralds Found:	5339

Did you know that 99% of players who join our Minecraft server end up addicted to building pixelated castles and battling virtual zombies? It’s true! But don’t worry, we have a support group for those who can’t stop mining for diamonds. Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, join us and see why our server is the number one destination for players looking to escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

Algae Overlords 2.0

Advanced, Algae, Ancient, biology, Civilization, climate change, Earth, Environment, environmental impact, Evolution, Evolutionary scale, Extinct, fossil, History, intelligence, Kardashev scale, Overlords, prehistoric, scientific discovery, species, Technology

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6498
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

yo, ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft on a server run by ancient alien algae? well, now’s your chance! come join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of algae that covered Earth 65 million years ago.

rumor has it that the algae on our server is so advanced, it can build entire cities in seconds and create diamond armor out of thin air. not to mention, the algae is super chill and loves to party with players, throwing epic rave parties in the Nether.

but be warned, the algae can also be a bit mischievous. one time, it turned all the mobs into dancing llamas and made the creepers explode in confetti. it’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, that’s just the power of ancient alien algae for ya.

so come on down and join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. who needs diamonds when you have algae, amirite?

Smart Light Windows – Energy Saver

dual-band electrochromic device, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy efficient, energy storage, energy-saving solutions, flexible device, green building materials, innovative technology, Light, near-infrared radiation control, reduced energy consumption, researchers, Saver, Smart, smart home technology, smart windows, Sustainable Design, sustainable living, traditional windows, visible light control, window treatments, windows

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	2380
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	12

join dis epic minecraft server where we have energy-efficient smart windows dat can change color like magic! u can control da light and reduce energy consumption by 20%! imagine ur minecraft house with windows dat can save da planet! come join us and be da coolest eco-friendly builder in da block! we also have secret quests where u can find rare materials to upgrade ur windows to be even smarter! hurry and join us now before da creepers steal all da energy!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Avatar, Character, Community, fag, Gaming, Identity, introduction, Media, mystic, name.., new, Newcomer, ONLINE, Patron, poopee, profile, Quest, Realm, Roleplay, roopee, Social, subscribe, virtual

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! This Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and the creepers here are so chill they’ll give you a high five before exploding.

Join us on this server and you’ll be living the high life, building mansions out of solid gold blocks and riding pigs through the Nether like it’s no big deal. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of leather pants on a skeleton, so you’ll never feel alone in this pixelated paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory together. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting? Poopee for life, baby!

MommaSaidNoDressSoYes

Asian culture, back tattoos, conservative attire, corset style, Cultural differences, custom designed dress, disrespectful comments, family expectations, family pressure, mean comments, MommaSaidNoDressSoYes, personal expression, scar on chest, sleeveless dress, strapless dress, tattoos, traditional values, wedding day, wedding dress, wedding reception

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rebellious as you are? Look no further! Join our server where showing off your tattoos is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Imagine a world where doctors and their families gather to admire your ink while battling creepers and building epic structures. Our server is the perfect place to let your freak flag fly, even if your parents and in-laws are watching!

Don’t let anyone shame you for being true to yourself. Wear that custom dress proudly, show off those tattoos, and let your inner rebel shine on our server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will be impressed by your ink! Join now and let the fun begin!