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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3497 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!