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Locked Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Villages Defended:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t unlock your full potential? Well, fear not, because our server is here to set your cock free! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!

So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Buildings Constructed:	48
Love Letters Sent:	12	Runes Activated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have taken inspiration from Nuketown and turned it into a blocky paradise of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.

With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.

And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!

Noob Nation Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Are you tired of living in a country that hasn’t won a Nobel Prize in decades? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you have the chance to become a virtual Nobel Prize winner every day! Whether you’re building intricate redstone contraptions or creating stunning architectural masterpieces, the possibilities are endless. Join us and show the world that you are a true Minecraft genius! Who needs a real Nobel Prize when you can have a virtual one?

Decline in g’s Population Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchantments Applied:	132	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, epic PvP battles, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary redstone engineer who will help you build the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a flying machine to explore the skies? Done. Want a TNT cannon to launch your enemies into orbit? We got you covered.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can uncover rare loot and hidden Easter eggs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond hoard guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable community in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a rogue creeper. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit that even creepers are dancing to the beat of our music! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic treasure hunts every week. – The owner of the server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro. – Our community is so tight-knit that we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of diamond blocks. – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server in disguise. Can you spot him?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to check out our YouTube, Twitch, VODs, Twitter, and Shop channels for even more craziness. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Discord SMP Minecraft – Add Me!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Crops Grown:	4146
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fend them off with nothing but our trusty wooden swords. Or how about the time we all decided to build our houses underwater and ended up flooding the entire server?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and add my discord, rwibnsshai :3, for all the laughs and chaos you can handle!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPRX.MCMCMC.NET

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Emeralds Found:	2087
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers where you can’t even tell if the person you’re talking to is a real human or just a larping imposter? Look no further, because our server is filled with REAL humans (we think) who are ready to engage in hilarious discussions and adventures with you!

Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?

So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General House of Blacksun

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Are you a fan of RWBY or do you just love to hate it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where RWBY reigns supreme, where arguing about ships, E-Celebs, and IRL politics is strictly prohibited (unless you want Patch to rise again, of course).

But wait, there’s more! Rooster Teeth has shut down, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media, and all RWBY & RT content can now be found at a mysterious website. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the wackiest, most drama-filled Minecraft SMP out there. Don’t believe their lies, just click that link and let the madness begin!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Animals Bred:	144
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4334	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Are you tired of your feet feeling cramped and uncomfortable in those narrow shoes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only wear wide flexible shoes! Why, you ask? Because they are not only healthy for your feet, but they also give you superpowers in the game! Imagine running faster, jumping higher, and even being able to stomp on creepers without taking any damage – all thanks to your wide flexible shoes!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that wearing these magical shoes will also attract rare and elusive mobs to your base. From diamond-clad zombies to rainbow-colored creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures will show up when you’re sporting your wide flexible shoes.

So come join us on our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Who knew that the key to success in the game was simply changing your footwear? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and start stomping your way to victory!