so, like, u ever think about how dogs just don’t deserve us? like, they’re always barking and pooping everywhere, and we’re just like, trying to build our Minecraft empires. well, on this server, dogs are banned! that’s right, no more pesky pups getting in your way while you’re trying to mine for diamonds or build a giant castle.
we’ve also got a special mod that turns all the creepers into fluffy bunnies, because who wants to deal with exploding green monsters when you can have adorable hopping creatures instead? and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and mystery.
oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? yep, you heard me right. ride around in style on a majestic unicorn while you explore the vast lands of our server.
so, what are you waiting for? come join us at xxx.NoDogsAllowed.xxx and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
