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BreadBedSoapCraft

asylum seekers, Bed.., Bread, BreadBedSoapCraft, budget cuts, economic impact, european union, germany, government policy, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, integration, migrant benefits, migrant crisis, migrant rights, Refugees, soap, social services, social welfare, support services

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Zombie Dances:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	640647
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we give u more than just bed, bread, and soap! we give u DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, and GOLD! our server is so lit, even germany is reducing migrant benefits just to join us!

imagine mining for diamonds while fighting off creepers and zombies with your bare hands! our server is so hardcore, even herobrine is scared to log on!

join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen in minecraft! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend in our server!

CrocSharkCowCraft

ancient marine life, ancient predators, ancient sea cow, Animal Behavior, crocodile attack, CrocSharkCowCraft, extinct species, fossil analysis, fossil discoveries, fossil evidence, Fossil records, marine animals, marine ecosystems, marine fossils, paleoecology, Paleontology, predator attacks, predator-prey relationships, prehistoric creatures, sea creatures, shark predation

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Animals Bred:	122
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
New Chunks Explored:	790316	Crops Grown:	6589
Endless Night Skies:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got ancient sea cows gettin’ wrecked by crocs and eaten by sharks! it’s like a crazy prehistoric battle royale up in dis minecraft world. come witness the madness and maybe even ride a sea cow into battle against the crocs and sharks. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, so join now and experience the ultimate survival showdown!

MonkeMania Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, comparison, Difficult, Entertaining, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, indie, Minecraft, monke game, MonkeMania, MONKEY, platformer, puzzle, review, Server, Soulslike, strategy, video game

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	696	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Votes:	9266
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Oh boy, do we have a treat for you on our Minecraft server! This place is so bananas, you’ll feel like a monke swinging through the trees! And let me tell you, this game is so hard, it’ll make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park. We’ve got mobs that will make you cry like a baby zombie, and challenges that will test your skills like never before. But hey, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to becoming the ultimate monke warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the monke game!

BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

adult humor, Adventures, anal hole cream, ass raping, Bobo, BoboCraft, Boobooooo, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude language, dark humor, edgy comedy, explicit content, explicit lyrics, fetish, green cock, inappropriate, offensive, oh booooboooooo, sexual innuendo, sexual references, shock value, smp, taboo

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5142	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Farms Harvested:	328	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

CarCrashCatastrophe

Boundaries, car damage, car repair, CarCrashCatastrophe, Communication, consequences, couch surfing, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, financial support, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, job loss, Job Search, legal action, living expenses, RESPONSIBILITY, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Farms Harvested:	221	Dimension Hops:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	169	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like your friend Dan wrecking your car and refusing to pay for it! Join us for a fun and drama-free experience, where the only thing getting wrecked is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)!

Looking for a new place to crash? Our server is the perfect spot for you to build your dream home without worrying about uninvited guests crashing on your couch and trashing your car. Plus, our community is always willing to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a secret underground lair. And remember, no matter what happens, at least your car will be safe from any friends looking for a joyride!

Girlfriend2Wife Minecraft SMP

Commitment, compatibility, Decision making, emotional connection, ENGAGEMENT, future plans, Girlfriend2Wife, intuition, lifelong commitment, lifelong partner, long term, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Proposal, relationships, romantic feelings, serious relationship, settling down, signs, smp, soulmate

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Votes:	7260
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Farms Harvested:	656	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon the most beautiful player you’ve ever seen. She’s building a castle made entirely out of pink wool and diamond blocks, and you just know in that moment that she’s the one for you. You can’t help but imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have together, slaying dragons and exploring the vast, blocky world of Minecraft. So yeah, that’s how you know you want to marry a girl in Minecraft SMP. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where love blooms among the pixels and where you can have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks? It’s a match made in blocky heaven, my friend. So come join us and find your blocky soulmate today!

Scoopocalypse

broken freezer, contamination, expired ingredients, freezer burn, freezer door left open, freezer malfunction, freezer not closing properly, freezer not cold enough, hot weather, ice cream left out too long, ice cream soup, ice crystals, improper handling, improper storage, melted ice cream, power outage, ruined ice cream, Scoopocalypse, spoiled milk, temperature fluctuations, too much air exposure

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins an ice cream! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing your cone? Or maybe a giant zombie craving a brain freeze? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this frozen mystery. Plus, rumor has it that the only way to defeat the ice cream-ruining monsters is by crafting the legendary Diamond Sprinkle Sword. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure unlike any other!

MosqueMayhemCraft

armed conflict, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, extremist groups, gunmen, idf, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant factions, military operation, mosque, MosqueMayhemCraft, Palestinian, palestinian authority, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, top commander, violence, West Bank

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as intense as a palestinian gunman showdown! we got top commanders and epic battles happening at our west bank mosque arena. join us for some crazy pvp action and see if you can survive the chaos. with insane battles and non-stop excitement, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. come join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Par4Craft

challenge, Competition, Fun, Golf, Golfing, good thing, hobby, Improvement, leisure, low score, mindset, outdoor activity, Par4Craft, Positive, Practice, Recreation, Relaxing, skill-building, sports, Sub-par golf, Technique

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

are you tired of all those fancy golf courses with their perfect greens and expensive clubs? well, come join our minecraft server where we have sub-par golf! that’s right, our golf course is so bad, it’s actually good.

imagine trying to hit a hole-in-one while dodging creepers and zombies on the course. it’s a real challenge that will test your minecraft skills like never before.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and plot your next move. who knows what treasures you’ll find down there?

so come join us for a round of sub-par golf and see if you have what it takes to conquer the course. trust us, it’s a hole lot of fun!

GenStudyCraft: Grandparents’ Legacy

aging, biological age, college degree, education, epigenetics, family, family history, generational impact, genetics, GenStudyCraft, Grandparents, health, health outcomes, Hereditary, Inheritance, intergenerational wealth, Legacy, Longevity, research, social mobility, socioeconomic mobility, socioeconomic status

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

So, like, join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, your grandparents went to college and that means you’ll live FOREVER in the game! Like, seriously, the benefits of their fancy degrees will pass down to you and then to your grandkids, so you’ll be a Minecraft legend for generations to come! Plus, we have like, magical unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft superstar for all eternity!