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TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore

Beijing, Countries, cross-strait relations, Diplomatic, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, global politics, government interference, international relations, lawmakers, political influence, political pressure, Politics, pressure tactics, pressuring, summit, summit attendance, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations, TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Star Shards Collected:	294

OMG u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! like, the other day, a group of pandas rode in on llamas and started a dance party in the middle of the village square. it was wild, bro.

also, did i mention that the diamonds in this server are like, SUPER rare? like, you gotta go on this crazy quest through a haunted forest and solve riddles from a talking chicken just to find one. but trust me, it’s totally worth it.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underwater city where mermaids sell enchanted weapons and armor. but shh, don’t tell anyone i told u that. it’s like, top secret or something.

so yeah, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, u gotta join this server. it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust me, u won’t regret it.

LockBlockKids

Automotive Industry, cars, child lock, child safety, childproofing., children, convenience, digital age, Future, innovation, LockBlockKids, mobile devices, MODERN, obsolete, parenting, parenting challenges, Safety, smart phone use, technological advancements, Technology, technology in cars

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Items Found:	7088	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

lol come join our server, where child locks are so last season! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. forget about boring old cars, on our server you can ride a rainbow unicorn through the skies and battle evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Merchant Craft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Minigames, multiplayer, player-driven, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1331
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to Merchant Craft! We are a friendly player-driven community! Come play now, solo, or with friends, Merchant Craft is for everyone! We currently offer a simple Survival SMP, and more to come! Come join now at merchantcraft.xyz:25565! You won’t regret it!

play.merchantcraft.xyz

SwanCo.&Friends

admin team, Adventure, Automation, Community, creativity, Engineer, epic builds, Friends, industry-focused, innovation, legend, Machinery, Machines, Minecraft, Modpack, progress, Quests, Support, Survival, SwanCo, Technically Industrial Legacy, Tekkit

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Emeralds Found:	4275	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

Gear up for an electrifying journey into the heart of innovation on our Technically Industrial Legacy server! Version 1.16.5 has never been more thrilling with this carefully curated tech and industry-focused modpack that will take your Minecraft experience to dazzling new heights. Unleash your inner engineer as you harness the power of cutting-edge machinery, automate your processes, and revolutionize your gameplay in ways you never thought possible. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out, our friendly community is here to welcome you with open arms and provide round-the-clock support from our dedicated admin team, share epic builds, and embark on e Join forces with fellow pioneers pic quests together. Then, dive into the action and let your creativity run wild amidst the whirring of machines and the hum of progress. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime join us now and become a legend in the world of Technically Industrial Minecraft!

50.20.254.134

SkinnyCraft Minecraft Server

achieving results, exercise routine, fitness goals, fitness journey, getting back in shape, getting in shape, getting skinny again, healthy lifestyle, jogging for weight loss, Minecraft, Physical fitness, running for beginners, running for health, running for weight loss, running motivation, Server, SkinnyCraft, slimming down, starting a fitness journey, staying active, weight loss, went for a run, workout progress

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	6820	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be running so much you’ll be getting skinny again in no time! Our virtual personal trainers will have you sprinting through pixelated forests and jumping over lava pits in no time. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pounds and hello to a slim and trim avatar!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden somewhere in the server that will give your character super speed and agility. Imagine zooming past all your friends and leaving them in the dust as you conquer obstacle courses and race to the finish line. Who needs a gym membership when you have a Minecraft server that doubles as a fitness program?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the fittest Minecraft character in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even inspire your real-life self to hit the gym and get in shape too!

Minecraft SMP: 65IQGang

65IQGang, ableism, Cruel, damaging, degrading, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, intelligence, iq, low iq, mental health, Minecraft, offensive, sick, smp, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchantments Applied:	91	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the cows are doing backflips. Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a llama in a top hat. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no IQ shaming” policy – unless your IQ is over 200, then you might be too smart for us. So come on down and join the madness, just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoSplitNoEatMC

appetizer, Australia, casual dinner, exact number, expensive dishes, finances, jaw drop, leeches, lost my appetite, main course, Miller Lite, NoSplitNoEatMC, outrageous bill, Restaurant, separate bar, separate bill, small friend group, sob story, split the bill, steak, tip

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Enchantments Applied:	179
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leeches like Susan and Greg are not welcome! If you’re tired of friends who always mooch off of you, then this is the server for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious antics. Just like when I stuck it to Susan and Greg at dinner, you’ll have the chance to outsmart your friends and come out on top.

Don’t worry about splitting the bill here, because on this server, everyone pays their fair share. Just like how Dan got stuck with a massive check, you’ll never have to worry about getting ripped off by your pals again.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, just like I did when Susan and Greg tried to guilt trip me for not ordering food. Let’s make some memories and have a blast on this crazy Minecraft server!

ParentalCraft: Signs of Decay

decay, ParentalCraft, signs

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your parents nag you to get off the computer and go outside? Look no further than our Minecraft server for adult children who are estranged from their parents!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and misfit players who understand the struggle of dealing with disapproving parents. Build your own virtual family with other estranged adult children and create a world where you can finally be yourself without judgment.

Whether your parents never understood your love for gaming or they just couldn’t handle your epic builds, this server is the perfect escape for those looking to connect with others who share similar experiences. So come on, join us and let’s build a new family together – one block at a time!

Zelenskyy’s Peace Plan Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Japanese media, Minecraft, negotiations, November, Peace, peace agreement, peace plan, peace process, peace talks, Peacebuilding, Plan, political strategy, Server, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4539	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7436	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying, cows doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing. it’s a whole party up in here, man.

you gotta join this server because, like, the peace plan is gonna be ready by November, just like Zelenskyy said. we gonna have all the mobs living in harmony, no more fighting or blowing stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, we got a secret underground disco where you can boogie with the Endermen and party with the skeletons. it’s like Studio 54 but with more zombies.

so come on down to this server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to dance all night long. peace out, homies.

KurskCraft: Refinery Rumble

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Destruction, eastern europe, Energy Sector, escalation, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Military Action, Oil Refinery, political tension, refinery, RETALIATION, Rumble, russia, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up oil refineries like it’s nobody’s business! we’re like ukraine’s military but in minecraft, taking out those pesky oil refineries in russia’s kursk region. join us for some explosive fun and chaos, because who needs peace when you can have a blast in minecraft? plus, we have the coolest mods and plugins to make your gaming experience even more insane. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now!