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  • The REAL Ceres Fauna Minecraft SMP

    The REAL Ceres Fauna Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 3846
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to join the most MAGA-tastic Minecraft SMP around? Our server is filled with Trump-loving, Pippa-befriending, election day-celebrating players who are ready to Make Minecraft Great Again! We’ve got players like Gigi, Bijou, and Nerissa who collab with our fearless leader to spread the good word of President Donald J. Trump to all the little saplings in our audience. And don’t worry, even if you’re not a Trump supporter, our apolitical European friends from Justice are here to keep things interesting. So come join us and let’s build a Minecraft world that’s as great as America under Trump’s leadership!

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  • Yagoo’s Pissed Minecraft SMP

    Yagoo’s Pissed Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 345
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is so intense, even Yagoo himself is losing his mind trying to keep up with it all.

    Picture this: a server where alliances are constantly shifting, backstabbing is the norm, and the chat is filled with more tea than a high school gossip session. Yagoo is probably pulling his hair out right now trying to make sense of all the chaos.

    But hey, who needs order when you can have chaos, am I right? So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and maybe even make Yagoo question his life choices), then come join us! Just be prepared for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life.

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  • I’m Still Mad Minecraft SMP

    I’m Still Mad Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 7584
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 385 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but accidentally made it look like a giant chicken instead. The whole server couldn’t stop laughing for days!

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our weekly “Pig Racing” competitions – those pigs are faster than you’d think!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe accidentally set your house on fire. It’s all in good fun, right?

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  • Crafty Rage Minecraft Server

    Crafty Rage Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 7992
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and the sun never sets. Plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser that shoots out delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have tacos on demand?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking llamas who will serenade you with their beautiful voices while you build your dream castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves.

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  • GF vs Charity – Who Wins?

    GF vs Charity – Who Wins?
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 1581
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4612
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of real-life drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any messy divorces or angry girlfriends!

    Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a whole community of fellow players to build and explore with?

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building your virtual dream house without any financial commitments or drama! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

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  • Mother-in-Lawcraft

    Mother-in-Lawcraft
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 8871
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Votes: 1120
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Mines Excavated: 2780 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Enchantments Applied: 157

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

    So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

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  • WeddingBellsMC Server

    WeddingBellsMC Server
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 8101
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 New Chunks Explored: 77254
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where promises are meant to be broken just like in this wild family drama! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can build your own lavish venue, design your own fancy dresses, and serve gourmet food to all your virtual guests.

    Don’t worry about draining your savings here, because on our server, you can create the wedding of your dreams without breaking the bank. And if your cousin starts asking for 70% of the total bill, just tell her it’s not what you meant by “help” and watch the drama unfold in a virtual world.

    Join us now and experience the thrill of planning a wedding without the stress of actually paying for it. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have all the fun on our Minecraft server? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!

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  • WeddingDramaCraft

    WeddingDramaCraft
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 3552
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Votes: 7554 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring family drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only bombshells dropped are TNT blocks! Our server is the perfect place to avoid awkward family gatherings and instead focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Forget about ruining weddings with shocking revelations – on our server, the only thing you’ll be ruining is creepers’ plans to blow up your creations. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

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  • ShroomyCousinsCraft

    ShroomyCousinsCraft
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 4092
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Runes Activated: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where crazy stories like the one above are just a regular occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Looking for a server where you can bond with your Marine friends over video games and shared experiences? Look no further! Our community is full of adventurous souls ready to embark on psychedelic journeys together.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. With unexpected surprises around every corner, you never know what kind of trouble you might find yourself in. Just like our friend John, who found himself in a sticky situation after taking some mushrooms.

    Join us now and experience the thrill of living on the edge. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to question if you’re the AITA. So grab your virtual pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other!

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  • StitchCraft Minecraft Server

    StitchCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 1646
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Animals Bred: 46
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Witchโ€™s Brew Drunk: 12 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the weird and wonderful just like James and his stuffed turtle! Join us for a chance to uncover hidden treasures inside random blocks, just like the surprise pen inside that turtle. Who knows what kind of bizarre secrets you’ll discover in our world?

    But beware, if you mess with someone’s prized possessions, like James’s turtle, you might just end up in a feud over the shade of grey used for stitching. Our server is full of drama and excitement, just waiting for you to dive in and stir up some trouble.

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find your own stuffed turtle to obsess over. Just remember, always ask permission before cutting it open!

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  • Oops Minecraft SMP

    Oops Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 8663
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and craziness!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT, or getting pranked by the admin team who have a penchant for turning everything into giant pink fluffy unicorns.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of villagers who worship a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Rumor has it that if you bring him a sacrifice of 100 cooked chickens, he will grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to getting stuck in a block, losing all your items, or spontaneously combusting).

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is that there are no rules, come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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  • Sky High Minecraft Server

    Sky High Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 9168
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 30
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 47

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on servers with a low skill ceiling? Do you want to join a server with a playerbase so huge, it’s like a virtual city? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has it all! We have constant updates that will blow your mind, and our esport scene is so intense, it’s practically legendary.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server runs on a potato. Yes, you heard that right. A potato. And our anticheat is so strong, it’ll ban hackers before they even think about cheating. Best of all, it’s completely free to play!

    So why waste your time playing Valorant when you could be joining our insane Minecraft server? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

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  • Watchan Minecraft SMP

    Watchan Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 4851
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Zombie Dances: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, you know, just binge-watching the drama unfold on our epic Minecraft SMP server! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret alliances, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and craziness that goes down in our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the most entertaining Minecraft community around!

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  • Allan’s False Prophet Minecraft Server

    Allan’s False Prophet Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 1855
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witchโ€™s Brew Drunk: 11 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 59 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 41
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is ruled by the almighty Professor Allan Lichtman, who predicts the future with his mystical powers. Join us and bask in the glory of his prophecies as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory.

    But beware, for those who speak blasphemy against the False Prophet will face his wrath in the form of lightning strikes and swarms of angry chickens. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Professor Allan Lichtman and his army of feathered minions.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of Minecraft. Just remember, don’t cross the False Prophet or you’ll regret it!

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  • > Corn Syrup Minecraft SMP

    > Corn Syrup Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 6089
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2183 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

    Join us and witness the epic saga of the Corn Syrup Conspiracy, where players battle it out to uncover the truth behind the invention of corn syrup. Was it really just a coincidence, or was it a meticulously planned revenge plot that has been brewing for centuries?

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From secret underground societies to llama rodeos gone wrong, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the Corn Syrup Conspiracy!

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  • ”Wuwa Craft – Wavey Minecraft Server”

    ”Wuwa Craft – Wavey Minecraft Server”
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 4340
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8057 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6451

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to embark on a wild adventure in a land called Rinascita, where dreams come to life and messages arrive in the most unexpected ways (like through a dream, seriously, how cool is that?).

    But that’s not all! Explore the Wuthering Waves world and showcase your skills with the Resonator, Camellya – SEED OF FATE. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of action-packed excitement anywhere else!

    Don’t miss out on our crazy events like the Gifts of Fleeting Dreams sign-in event (because who doesn’t love free stuff?), the Somnium Labyrinth adventure event, and the Pincer Maneuver Warriors combat event. And let’s not forget about the Depths of Illusive Realm – Phantasm Amass event, where things get seriously spooky!

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our timeline, rewards, and media contents for all the juicy details. And hey, who doesn’t love freebies? Use our codes for some awesome rewards and collect all the emotes to show off your style in-game.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the /wuwa/ Friends List, where the fun never stops! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Previous players may have experienced extreme levels of excitement and joy. Play at your own risk!)

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  • Layoff King Minecraft SMP

    Layoff King Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 811
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 80 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Towns Built: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Animals Bred: 192

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some real drama!

    Join us for epic battles over who gets to build the next giant chicken statue, intense negotiations over who gets the last enchanted golden apple, and thrilling adventures as we try to survive the wrath of the elusive Creeper King.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret llama in disguise, and if you can find their hidden stash of emeralds, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves! Who needs job security when you can have this much fun?

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  • Crafty World Server

    Crafty World Server
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 328
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Dimension Hops: 9
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Animals Bred: 101

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you find in vaults are cobwebs and dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, our vaults are filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams! We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet dragon (okay, maybe not the dragon part, but a player can dream, right?).

    Join our server and become the ultimate treasure hunter as you explore dungeons filled with dangerous mobs and epic loot. But be warned, our vaults are guarded by fearsome creatures like zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens and creepers with jetpacks (yes, you read that right).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you can uncover the legendary loot hidden within our vaults. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret passage that leads to a room filled with endless stacks of diamonds!

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  • Wifejack Minecraft SMP: The Right Wing Issue Today

    Wifejack Minecraft SMP: The Right Wing Issue Today
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 9357
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Dimension Hops: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a community that is as wild and unpredictable as the pick up artist community! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous waters of evolutionary psychology and try to pick up blocks instead of women. Our players have mastered the art of “block game” and have developed techniques to make those diamonds believe they are high status ores with “block game.” Love is a foreign concept here, as we scoff at the Disney version and focus on our mining skills instead.

    But beware, there are some players on the right wing who believe in traditional conservatism and think that if we just become more conservative, all our hypergamous problems will disappear. Ha! We know better than that. We embrace the contradictions and chaos of our community, where loyalty is as rare as a pink sheep. So if you’re ready to join a server where logic goes out the window and the only thing that matters is your block game skills, then come join us! Who needs love when you have diamonds, right?

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