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Crafty Crooks: Would Femanons Report? LOL

BREAK IN, burglar, Community, Crafty, crime, Crooks, Ethics, fear, Femanons, home security, Honesty, Justice, law enforcement, lol, morality, personal safety, Police, Protection, Report, reporting crime, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Trust

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2050
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, battle against zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Femanons, a group of mysterious players who may or may not be burglars in real life. Will you report them to the virtual authorities or team up with them to pull off heists in the virtual world? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Yanks

America, American dream, athletes, best team, Champions, Competition, Crafty, dominant force, national pride, pride, red white and blue, sports, stars and stripes, success, teamwork, top performers, triumph, Unbeatable, Usa, Victory, WINNERS, Yanks

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Star Shards Collected:	112
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become part of Team America, the most epic team in all of Minecraft history! We dominate the virtual world with our insane building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama-riding aliens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Join us and help fight off the alien invasion while riding llamas into battle and wielding diamond swords made from meteorite ore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Because why not?

Crafty Fap Adventures – Minecraft Server

adult content, Adventures, arousal, Crafty, desire, dirty talk, Discord, FANTASY, Fap, fappy talky, fetishes, jerk off, kink, Lust, Minecraft, Naughty, NSFW, Pleasure, Release, Roleplay, satisfaction, Server, sexual talk, steaming body, taboo

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about all things naughty, and even have a little…alone time.

In our Steaming Body edition, you can show off your hottest skins and strut your stuff in front of all your new friends. And who knows, you might even find a special someone to join you in your virtual escapades. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /dft/ and let the fun begin!

Blocky Hospital LOLz

Actor, biden, blocky, crime, Diversity, diversity inclusion, Entertainment, fox news, general hospital, Hollywood, Hospital, inclusion, investigation, Johnny Wactor, lolz, Los Angeles, murder, News, society, star, television, Tragedy, Weimerica

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2212	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

BloodCraft: Where we spill pixels better than WCW! LOL

action-packed, athletes, Blood, blood spots, Bloodcraft, Championship, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, flame spots, INTENSE, lol, Performance, pixels, professional wrestling, Ring, Rivalry, showmanship, Spill, Sports Entertainment, Spots, WCW, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	2690	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5041	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Buildings Constructed:	38
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to bring the heat? Look no further than our server! We do blood spots better than WCW and flame spots better than WWE! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the ring with Stone Cold Steve Austin himself. Join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server!

CraftyVR – Blocky Banter Zone

Assetto Corsa, banter, blocky, CraftyVR, Dirt Rally 2 club, EU Assetto Corsa, EU Contractors, EU Pavlov, fallout 4, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Headset Selection, Idol Event, mahjong tournament, maid cafe, Meido Edition, Minecraft, NA Pavlov, NA Walkabout Minigolf, Race War, Real Suffering, SEA Breachers, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr, Zone

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	933
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7599	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Our “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” Meido Edition Headset Selection will have you feeling like you’re actually in the game – and trust us, the suffering is real (but in a fun way, we promise).

Join us for our Maid Cafe event on June 1st, where you can role-play as a cute maid serving up virtual treats to your fellow players. Or how about our upcoming Race War in early/mid June, where you can battle it out on the virtual racetrack for glory and bragging rights?

And don’t even get us started on our VRChat events – from mahjong tournaments to idol events, we’ve got something for everyone. Plus, with regularly hosted multiplayer games like NA Pavlov and EU Assetto Corsa, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So grab your Meido Edition headset, jump into our Minecraft world, and get ready for some outrageous fun and unforgettable experiences. See you in the virtual realm!

PLAPless Peasant Minecraft Server – Where Not Buying PLAP is a Crime! Join Now!

Buying, crime, he didn’t buy, Join, long trail tag, Minecraft, PEASANT, PLAP, PLAPless, Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Animals Bred:	155	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and become a true legend in the game!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn that will guide you through the land of rainbows and diamonds. We have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots and dancing villagers that will trade you rare items for free!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary PLAP (Potato Lover’s Association Party) where players gather to celebrate the almighty potato and its powers of infinite hunger satisfaction. If you didn’t buy PLAP, then you’re missing out on all the potato-tastic fun!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a noob, be a legend on our server!

TurtleSMP

Auctions, bets, Community, Friends, iTurtle23, Jobs, protection stones, Random TP, smp, Survival, TurtleSMP, twitch, VIP Ranks

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Void Armor Forged:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Enchantments Applied:	261
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

The best SMP survival to have fun with your friends join now.

We have the SurvivalSMP mode, a mode with Jobs, Protection Stones, Random TP, Bets, Auctions, VIP Ranks and best of all we are a close-knit community.

Twitch: iTurtle23

51.222.147.236:25592

HeartburnCraft: Where we hope you don’t lose your soul in the fiery depths of our economy-driven world!

Active, Active Economy, anti-grief, Auctions, Block logging, Community, dedicated machine., dedicated server, Depths, Discord, dont, Economy, economydriven, fiery, Friendly, hard difficulty, HeartburnCraft, Hope, Inventory rollback, Land claiming, large world, Leveling system, LOSE, Marriage plugin, multiplayer, no automatic farms, No Resets, Pets, Player Shops, Player Warps, rules, smp, Soul, statistics, Survival, world

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Farms Harvested:	612
Dragon Eggs Found:	6523	Void Gems Collected:	12

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Start Date	October 2018
Server IP	play.hearthcraft.net
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net

Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. The server features a variety of plugins and a dedicated server for an optimal gameplay experience. The server prides itself on its active community and fair gameplay.

Features

No server resets
No pay-to-win paid perks
Resource worlds that reset monthly
Live map available at https://map.hearthcraft.net
Zero tolerance for hate speech
Pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin
Active economy system with player shops, auctions, and more
Leaderboards with various categories
Runs on dedicated hardware in Virginia
Uses Purpur for server optimization
Block logging and inventory rollback
Difficulty set to Hard

FAQ

Q: Can I grief on the server?

A: No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for any form of griefing.

Q: Are there pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, HearthCraft does not have any pay-to-win paid perks.

Q: Is the server hardware dedicated?

A: Yes, the server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server with the IP play.hearthcraft.net

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations on the server?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

PushyButtonCraft

action, Button, Caution, Choice, consequences, Curiosity, decision, Dilemma, impulse, Mystery, outcome, PRESSURE, push, PushyButtonCraft, reaction, Risk, temptation, uncertainty, Warning

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Emeralds Found:	9920
Potions Brewed:	92	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Buildings Constructed:	16	Animals Bred:	132
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

magical portal will open up and transport you to a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and battle a giant chicken boss for epic loot. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft master in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps)! So what are you waiting for? Push that button and let the wacky adventures begin!