| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1927 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 7731 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Akira Toriyama has already faced the trial of Great King Enma, his own creation from Dragon Ball Z. Can you imagine the drama and suspense? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where we pray for good tiding with King Taizan and hope for the best outcome for Akira Toriyama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness his reincarnation in real-time! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 3660 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3345 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky? Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players who dare to enter are met with challenges beyond their wildest dreams. Some say that those who conquer the dungeon emerge as legends, while others are never seen again.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, anything can happen when success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 7408 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 62 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 4750 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where the pigs are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So come on, join us on our server and let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous adventure at a time!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 355 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5595 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our shaman class also allows you to communicate with the spirits of the Minecraft world, who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will be able to mine entire mountains with a single swing!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate shaman warrior, ready to conquer the Minecraft world with your insane powers and wacky adventures. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 9742 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 447 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 674977 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5836 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 9206 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2082 |
| Ores Mined: | 2009 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 1348 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 76 |
Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a creeper DJ.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any enemy in your path.
So, why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the wildest, most insane Minecraft journey of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if it’s autism or just pure awesomeness!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 2786 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-fag Bigfoot, you’ll win a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.
So come join us on our fag-tastic Minecraft server and let your rainbow flag fly high!
