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BlockyKids GunZ & FunZ

“Youth, adolescents, BlockyKids, children, data analysis, Decrease, firearm-related deaths, FunZ, Gun Violence, GunZ, Healthcare, INCREASE, Injury-related mortality rates, North Dakota, policy, Prevention, public health, research, Rhode Island, Safety, statistics, trends, U.S. States

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	120

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our pixelated world is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! We got blocks for days and mobs that will make u scream like a little girl!

If u don’t join, ur gonna be missing out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously dude, it’s gonna be so epic, u won’t even believe it! Plus, our server is so safe, u won’t have to worry about injury-related mortality rates like those poor kids in the U.S.

So come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through lava! It’s gonna be so awesome, u won’t even know what hit u!

RegretCraft Server

biggest regret, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, self reflection, Server, wish I could change

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	97	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question your life choices? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Picture this: you’re wandering through a lush forest, when suddenly a pack of friendly wolves start following you around like you’re their long-lost leader. They even bring you gifts of diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs regrets when you have a loyal wolf pack at your side?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to regrets, because on here, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

EldenCraft Minecraft Server

483322132, Build planner, Character planners, Elden Ring General, Elden Ring patch notes, EldenCraft, ERG, Group password, Interactive map, Latest Patch, Main information document, Mapgenie, Minecraft, Server, spreadsheets, The Lands Between, version 1.12

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ores Mined:	3145
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch includes new mobs, weapons, and even a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure (watch out for the lava traps though)!

If you’re looking for a server where you can plan out your character’s build down to the last detail, look no further! Our character planners are so advanced, they can predict your next move before you even make it.

And don’t even get us started on our interactive map. It’s like Google Maps, but for Minecraft. You’ll never get lost in the Lands Between again!

Oh, and did we mention the group password is “erg”? Yeah, we like to keep things simple around here.

Join us now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. The adventure awaits!

BlockyParentCare Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, BlockyParentCare, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Disappointment, family, favoritism, financial struggle, Health Insurance, hurt feelings, irrational, Minecraft, parents, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Siblings, Support, vindictive

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Emeralds Found:	9339
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Potions Brewed:	176	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Star Shards Collected:	164
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you feel like all your hard work goes unnoticed while your sibling gets all the praise? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can cancel your parents’ health insurance with the click of a button. Take revenge on your successful sibling by building a giant monument in their honor, only to blow it up in spectacular fashion.

Vent your anger in our chat rooms, where you can rant about your family drama and receive virtual hugs from fellow players who understand your pain. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who appreciates you for the awesome Minecraft builder that you are.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the virtual therapy begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in Minecraft?

GFsSonNameChangeLOL

Agreement, Apology, Arthurian legends, baby names, changing mind, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, family dynamics, FANTASY, Gender Reveal, GFsSonNameChangeLOL, Girlfriend, Mythology, normal names, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, son’s name, unique names

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Towns Built:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and witness the epic saga of a guy who hates the name his girlfriend picked for their baby boy. Will they ever come to an agreement? Will the baby be named after a knight of the round table or a normal name like Leon? Find out on our server, where the drama never ends! Plus, we have dragons and unicorns and all that cool fantasy stuff because why not? Join now and be a part of the wildest baby name debate in Minecraft history!

PandemicPocalypse Minecraft Server

2020 pandemic, Minecraft, PandemicPocalypse, ruined birthdays, ruined businesses, ruined celebrations, ruined concerts, ruined economy, ruined education, ruined events, ruined festivals, ruined holidays, ruined jobs, ruined mental health, ruined plans, ruined relationships, ruined restaurants, ruined routines, ruined social gatherings, ruined sports, ruined travel, ruined weddings, Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9196
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Are you tired of the 2020 pandemic ruining all your plans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape to a world where pandemics don’t exist and the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have creeper insurance)!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to flex on the other players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, including enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (because who needs real food when you have virtual cookies, am I right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend.

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	New Chunks Explored:	540003
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is home to a community of players who are not afraid to admit their weirdest quirks and habits. From building giant statues of their favorite snacks to creating elaborate underground lairs for their pet chickens, our players are always up to something wacky and wild. Join us for a chance to unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible. Who knows, you might just discover that everyone’s guilty pleasure is secretly building pixel art of Nicolas Cage’s face!

TrashBalloonCraft Minecraft Server

Airborne Contamination, Balloon Delivery, contamination, Disease, environmental health, health, health risks, infection, international relations, Korea, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean Defectors, PARASITES, Parasitic Infections, Pollution, public health, sanitation, seoul, Server, trash balloons, TrashBalloonCraft, waste management

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ores Mined:	6356
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

lol so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we found parasites in north korea’s trash balloons y’all! seoul was like, “omg no way, we gotta tell everyone to join this server to escape the parasites!” so like, come join us and build ur own parasite-free world in minecraft! plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and a secret portal to a land of endless diamonds! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now before the parasites take over the world! #parasitefreefun #minecraftmadness

CraftyKremlinConsequences

Conflict Resolution, consequences, CraftyKremlinConsequences, Crimea, Crimea annexation, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Kremlin, Military Action, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, strike, united states, US, Warning

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Spears Created:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mines Excavated:	2031	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72

come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins and warn the US of consequences if they try to mess with our epic crimea strike! we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner russian spy and take down your enemies with a vodka bottle! join now or putin will personally come to your house and challenge you to a dance-off! #russianspy #putindancebattle #crimeastrike

CraftyPhysicsFunCraft

applied physics, budget restrictions, constraints, CraftyPhysicsFunCraft, Engineering, engineering challenges, financial constraints, Math, mathematical principles, Mathematics, MONEY, physical limitations, physics engineering, PHYSICS., real-world applications, Reality, Science, scientific boundaries, Technology, theoretical physics

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where physics don’t exist and engineering is just a free-for-all of craziness! You can build a house out of floating blocks or create a roller coaster that defies gravity! Who needs math when you have unlimited creativity and no pesky limits of reality holding you back? Join now and let your wildest engineering dreams run wild! Plus, we have a secret underground society of talking pigs who will trade you diamonds for bacon. It’s a win-win situation, dude. So come on, join the madness and let’s break all the rules together!

BabyBoomCraft

abortion ban, BabyBoomCraft, controversial, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Impact, infant deaths, JAMA Pediatrics, legislation, maternal health, newborn deaths, public health, reproductive rights, research, Social Issues, statistics, study, texas, unexpected increase, united states, Women’s Health

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Alien Abductions:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

join dis minecraft server cuz we got baby zombies runnin around like crazy after dat texas abortion ban! dey be poppin up everywhere, causin chaos and mayhem for all players. u gotta protect urself from deez lil’ rascals while tryin to build ur epic base and survive in dis crazy world. come join da fun and see if u can outsmart dem baby zombies and be da last one standin! it’s a wild ride u don’t wanna miss out on!