funposting – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Hey there Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have no rules! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible creepers, having your house turned into a giant cake by a mischievous admin, or getting teleported to the Nether every time you try to mine diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their fluffy dictatorship? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT)!

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TequilaTasteMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out what tequila tastes like… in Minecraft! Our server is filled with hidden tequila barrels scattered throughout the world, waiting for you to discover their magical powers. Legend has it that drinking tequila in our world will give your character superhuman strength and the ability to fly like a majestic llama. So come join us and embark on a wild tequila-fueled adventure like no other! But be warned, too much tequila may cause your character to start dancing uncontrollably or speaking in a Spanish accent. So grab your pickaxe and let’s get this party started!

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Teleporting Tardiness

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Are you tired of boring old superpowers like flying or super strength? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the most inconvenient superpower of all time – the ability to turn everything you touch into cheese! Imagine trying to mine for diamonds and accidentally turning them into delicious cheddar. Or trying to build a house and ending up with a cottage made entirely of brie. It’s a cheesy disaster waiting to happen!

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the power to summon an army of derpy chickens to do your bidding. Need to defend your base from creepers? Just unleash the clucking chaos and watch as those explosive pests run for the hills. And who knows, maybe one of those chickens will lay a golden egg for you to use as currency in our wacky economy.

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the chaos of the cheesiest, cluckiest superpowers around. Just be sure to bring some crackers for all that cheese you’ll be creating!

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EcoCanopy Minecraft Server

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LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ORCHIDS AND FERNS FOR DAYS, YO! CLIMATE CHANGE AIN’T GOT NUTHIN ON US, WE KEEPIN’ DEM PLANTS ALIVE AND THRIVIN’ IN OUR VIRTUAL RAINFOREST.

WE GOT A WHOLE ECOSYSTEM GOIN’ ON UP IN HERE, AND IF U AIN’T JOININ’, U MISSIN’ OUT ON DA FUN! COME HANG OUT WITH US AND WATCH AS WE SAVE DEM PLANTS FROM CERTAIN DOOM.

SO, WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A VIRTUAL PLANT SAVIOR IN OUR CRAZY, WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD. LET’S GET GROWIN’, BABY! 🌿🌺🌲

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CraftyChina: $51BillionJobs!

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yo, dis server be like China offerin Africa $51 billion in fresh funding, but instead of jobs we offer a million creepers to blow up yo builds! come join us for a wild ride of explosions and chaos, ain’t no boring mining and crafting here, just pure mayhem and madness! plus, we got a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, but watch out for the lava pit trap right next to it! join now if you ain’t afraid of a little danger and a whole lot of fun!

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Cannabis Craze: Meds Mix-Up!

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so, like, this server is like the ultimate chill spot, man. we got all the green you need to relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. forget about those boring tranquilizers, we got the good stuff that will make you feel like you’re floating on a cloud.

plus, we got some crazy adventures waiting for you. like, one time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and emerald ores. it was like a dream come true, dude. and don’t even get me started on the time a giant zombie pigman invaded the server and started wreaking havoc. it was chaos, but also kinda hilarious.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to think outside the box and have a good time, then you gotta join us. we’re all about having fun and making memories that will last a lifetime. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get crafting!

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What is the IP for CashNastyReacts Minecraft Server?

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CashNastyReacts is a popular YouTube personality known for his reaction videos and gaming content. With a charismatic personality and entertaining commentary, he has attracted a large following of fans who enjoy his humorous and engaging videos. CashNastyReacts is also known for collaborating with other YouTubers and participating in gaming tournaments.

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Gilded SMP: Where the only thing not vanilla is the server name!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], age requirement, armor stands, Community, Content Creation, Content Creator, Custom Items, dnd, Events, family friendly, games, gaming district, gilded, Lore, Minecraft, Mods, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping district, smp, streaming, subscriber count, teamwork, Vanilla, Videos

Gilded SMP – A Content Creator Server – LGBTQ+

Server Overview
Looking for a few more members to join our server! We are a server focused on content creating mainly. We are looking for more members interested in streaming and making videos mostly surrounding Minecraft content, but we do play a few other games too!

Server Rules & Notes
Must be over 18 Must try to be family friendly/PG, especially when collabing with others. You can do whatever with your content, but please respect other people’s content choices. Server is highly LGBTQ+ friendly. A good part of our members are apart of the community. Doesn’t matter your subscriber count or if you haven’t even started yet! Many of our members are starting out fresh as well. If you have family or trusted friends that might not do content, but would still enjoy having them on the server, this is fine! Please have the content creator apply first, and then speak with me about anyone you’d like to invite. Be willing to chip in and be apart of the community rather then just be playing on a server by yourself! We are looking to make a team. No allowed (unless planned). Just generally respect your fellow members.

Server Rules & Notes

Must be over 18
Must try to be family friendly/PG, especially when collabing with others. You can do whatever with your content, but please respect other people’s content choices.
Server is highly LGBTQ+ friendly. A good part of our members are apart of the community.
Doesn’t matter your subscriber count or if you haven’t even started yet! Many of our members are starting out fresh as well.
If you have family or trusted friends that might not do content, but would still enjoy having them on the server, this is fine! Please have the content creator apply first, and then speak with me about anyone you’d like to invite.
Be willing to chip in and be apart of the community rather then just be playing on a server by yourself! We are looking to make a team.
No allowed (unless planned). Just generally respect your fellow members.

Server Setup
No mods are required to play, but the server will be outfitted with mods for custom items, armor stands, voice mod, etc. Think Hermitcraft stuffs. Server will have some pre-built lore buildings to help us dip our toes into some rp/lore stuff, to also help prep for a future dnd/rp inspired server. We have a shopping district area planned, with a black market area in a nice ancient city with a neat lava cave and lush cave connected. We also have a place for a gaming district and a starter base area. The group is encouraged to bring their own ideas, events, games to the table. We want to make this a lasting group going forward and more of a team then just a solo-run server.

Server Setup

No mods are required to play, but the server will be outfitted with mods for custom items, armor stands, voice mod, etc. Think Hermitcraft stuffs.
Server will have some pre-built lore buildings to help us dip our toes into some rp/lore stuff, to also help prep for a future dnd/rp inspired server.
We have a shopping district area planned, with a black market area in a nice ancient city with a neat lava cave and lush cave connected. We also have a place for a gaming district and a starter base area.
The group is encouraged to bring their own ideas, events, games to the table. We want to make this a lasting group going forward and more of a team then just a solo-run server.

If you’re interested, please fill out the application here and an invite will be sent to the discord if you are approved.

Touhou Game Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waiting for the next Touhou game to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where every block is a pixelated danmaku bullet and every mob is a cute anime girl ready to kick your butt.

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive mini-games like “Spell Card Showdown” where you have to dodge bullets while trying to build a house, and “Marisa’s Magic Maze” where you have to navigate through a labyrinth of spell cards to reach the treasure at the end.

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Reimu Hakurei herself, who will challenge you to a danmaku duel for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get your Touhou fix without having to wait for ZUN to release another game!

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International Fashionista Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of wearing the same old boring pixelated clothes in Minecraft? Well, fear not my fashion-forward friend, because on our server, we have a wardrobe full of international fashion trends just waiting for you to rock! From traditional Japanese kimonos to flashy Brazilian carnival costumes, you’ll be the talk of the server in your stylish new threads.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fashionista Fairy, who will grant you three wishes to upgrade your wardrobe even further. Want diamond-encrusted armor that sparkles in the sunlight? Done. How about a cape made of pure obsidian that billows dramatically behind you as you walk? Consider it done!

So come join us on our server and show off your unique style to the world. Who knows, you might even catch the eye of the elusive Fashion Police, who roam the server looking for the most stylish players to feature in their monthly fashion magazine. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to strut your stuff and become a fashion icon in the world of Minecraft!

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