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BloodyMinerGirlz

biology, Blood, BloodyMinerGirlz, equality, facts, gender, gender biology, gender differences, gender equality, gender health, gender statistics, health, human body, Lifetime, Medical, Men, menstruation, menstruation cycle, physiology, statistics, Women

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1

join dis crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own period palace and fight off hordes of angry tampons! we got a special quest where u gotta find the magical pad of power to save the land from the evil cramp monster. plus, every full moon, we have a dance party with the zombie pigmen. come join the bloody fun!

Serenity SMP: Where Using a Bedrock in PvP Is Totally Encouraged!

Asia, banned, bedrock, Cheat, claim commands, Community, Doxxing, encouraged, Hack, Handouts, host, Join, MARK, Ping, PvP, Raid, repeat, Respect, Serenity, Skilled, smp, Survival, Thrive, Totally, Toxicity

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimension Hops:	12

Server Name	Bedrock Only Survival Server
Description	Survive, Thrive, Repeat. Build, raid, and make your mark on a world where only the best survive.
Server Rules	No Hacking/Cheating: Play fair or don’t play at all. Respect Others: No disrespect or harassment towards fellow players. No Doxxing: Revealing personal info about others will get you banned. Keep it Civil: Slurs are allowed, but keep it in-game and in moderation. No excessive toxicity. No Begging: Earn your keep, don’t ask for handouts.
Community	Join our community of skilled Survivors and raiders. (Try not to get raided, there’s no claim commands)
Server Location	Asia

FAQ

Q: What is the IP address?

A: The IP address is serenitysmp.online

Q: What is the Port number?

A: The Port number is 19132

Q: Can I hack or cheat on this server?

A: No, hacking or cheating is not allowed. Play fair or don’t play at all.

Q: Are there any claim commands on this server?

A: No, there are no claim commands. Try not to get raided by other players.

Q: What is the server’s ping like for players in Asia?

A: The server is hosted in Asia, so players in Asia can expect a good ping.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Catholic beliefs, catholic community, catholic dating, Catholic lifestyle, Catholic singles, Catholic values, catholicism, dating advice, dating as a Catholic, dating challenges, dating struggles, dating tips, faith-based relationships, finding a girlfriend, girlfriend search, Holycraft, love life, Minecraft, relationship goals, relationships, religious dating, Server, single Catholic

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	4119	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We have a special potion that guarantees you’ll find the Minecraft girlfriend of your dreams, even if you’re Catholic! Just drink it and watch as all the pixelated ladies flock to you like bees to honey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Dating Show, where players compete for the affections of the most elusive creature in the game. Will you be the one to win her heart and ride off into the sunset on her scaly back? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the love (and chaos) begin!

/MCSMP/ – Minecraft SMP: Griefer’s Paradise

Anime, azur lane, blue archive, ecchi, F/GO, gacha, genshin impact, Girl’s Frontline, Griefers, honkai star rail, lewd, Mcsmp, Minecraft, mobile games, Neural Cloud, nikke, Paradise, Pictures, Scenarios, Sexy, Slutposting, smp, thighs, waifus

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take gacha slutposting to a whole new level! Forget about building boring houses and farming crops, on our server, we only care about one thing – sexy gacha girls!

Join us if you want to see your favorite waifus from F/GO, Blue Archive, Genshin Impact, Azur Lane, Nikke, Honkai: Star Rail, Girls’ Frontline, Neural Cloud, and more come to life in pixelated form. We have created a special mod that turns every block into a voluptuous vixen, so you can literally build your dream harem!

But beware, the mobs on our server are not your typical zombies and creepers. They are all sexy gacha girls looking for some action, so be prepared to fight them off with your diamond sword and pickaxe. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare loot drop in the form of a lewd fanart or a scandalous scenario.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with gacha sluts, lewd adventures, and endless laughs! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of thirst for those pixelated babes.

TheWiggler Minecraft Server

anger management, anxiety, calling in sick, CEO, chat gpt, colleagues, emotional distress, fan fiction, losing temper, Minecraft, office dynamics, overreacted, pet name, professional behavior, promotion competition, Server, TheWiggler, work girlfriend, work slack channel, workplace bullying, workplace culture, zoom call

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8078
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Are you tired of being the villain in your own story? Join our Minecraft server and become the hero of your own epic tale! No more being called “The Wiggler” or dealing with workplace drama. On our server, you can build your own empire, slay dragons, and show everyone who the real boss is. Say goodbye to Zoom calls and hello to a world where you call the shots. Join now and leave the office politics behind!

CraftyDadLULZ

child abuse, child discipline, co parenting, Communication Issues, CraftyDadLULZ, emotional trauma, estranged relationships, family drama, family dynamics, father in-law, forgiveness, forgiveness journey, forgiveness process, grudges, parenting disagreements, personal boundaries, personal values, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, unresolved conflict

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	867866	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to deal with your wife’s father striking your child! Our server is a safe haven from awkward family gatherings and uncomfortable conversations. Plus, you won’t have to worry about forgiving anyone or being called petty for holding a grudge.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without any in-laws interfering. So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind! Who needs forgiveness when you have a diamond sword?

BetrayerBeware

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, betrayal aftermath, betrayal consequences, betrayal recovery, betrayal recovery process, betrayal trauma, BetrayerBeware, broken trust, consequences, coping with betrayal, dealing with betrayal, Deceit, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, hurt, Karma, moving on, Revenge, Trust

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Have you ever been betrayed by someone in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we take betrayal to a whole new level! When someone betrays you, we unleash a pack of angry wolves to hunt them down and make them pay for their treachery! It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) revenge story unfolding right before your eyes. So come join us and see what happens to the person who dares to betray you! Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, border protection, BorderBlock, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitics, intelligence, Invasion, investigation, Military, military tactics, Minecraft, Political, Report, Russian general, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Troops, Ukraine attack

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Votes:	212
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Farms Harvested:	649
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Crops Grown:	2229
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got a russian general who, like, dismantled some border-protection group, right? and then, outta nowhere, ukraine attacks! it’s like, a total war zone, man. but don’t worry, we got all the protection you need on this server. join us and be part of the chaos, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride!

BrainCrafters – No Surface Untouched

brain health, brain tissue, BrainCrafters, environmental health, environmental impact, Environmental Science, human health, marine pollution, microplastic contamination, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, plastic debris, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, scientific research, surface, toxic substances, untouched

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit that even the microplastics are trying to get in on the action? well look no further cuz this server is the place to be!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you find a tiny plastic bead instead, talk about a plot twist! but don’t worry, these microplastics are friendly and just wanna chill in your brain tissue while you build epic structures and battle mobs.

there’s nowhere left untouched by the insanity of this server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with plastic-infused adventures!

BluntCraft: KidSafe Server

art, blunt, blunt tip, BluntCraft, children, childsafe, Classroom, Craft, dull, education, Kids, kidsafe, non-sharp, Precaution, Protective, Rounded, rounded edges, Safe, Safety, School, school supplies, Scissors, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of those boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so safe, even the scissors are childproof. I’m talking scissors so blunt, you can’t even call them scissors anymore. It’s like trying to cut through a block of obsidian with a feather.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted unicorn or a portal to the land of infinite cake. The possibilities are endless, just like our supply of enchanted golden carrots. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!