Funnygta – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SeriesDrop Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to drop out faster than a hot potato? Well, look no further because our server will have you hooked from the first block you break! We’ve got more excitement than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that will make you feel like a real-life Indiana Jones. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of golden feathers. Legend has it, whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to take on this feathered monarch and make your dreams come true?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, once you start playing, you won’t be able to drop out even if you wanted to!

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BraveCraft SMP: FortuneFavoursMe

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is anything but vanilla! Join us if you dare, because fortune truly favours the brave on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken is wearing a top hat and monocle, and the pig is wearing a tutu. They greet you with a hearty “Welcome to the madness!” and you know you’re in for a wild ride.

But that’s just the beginning. As you explore the server, you’ll come across secret underground lairs filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a village populated entirely by talking cows. And don’t even get me started on the giant floating donut in the sky that rains down diamonds every hour.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, challenge a group of evil pandas to a dance-off, and participate in a server-wide game of hide and seek with a mischievous Enderman? The possibilities are endless, the adventures are insane, and the laughs are guaranteed. Fortune favours the brave, so come join us and embrace the chaos!

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FrenchFailsMC Server

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Are you tired of your significant other getting jealous of your multilingual skills? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind! Our server is a safe haven for language enthusiasts who want to practice their skills without judgment. Plus, we have a secret underground French-speaking village where you can immerse yourself in the language while dodging mobs and building epic structures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a mystical language-learning potion that can instantly make you fluent in any language of your choice. Just be careful not to drink too much or you might start speaking in tongues (literally).

So come join us on our server and show off your language skills without fear of being called pretentious. Who knows, you might even impress a few French-speaking creepers along the way!

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HubbyBlameCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic bosses.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity? Look no further! Our server is filled with talented builders who can help bring your wildest creations to life. From towering skyscrapers to hidden underground lairs, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Stew Incident of ’21. Legend has it that a player’s stew overflowed in their pressure cooker, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us to uncover the truth behind this infamous event and maybe even learn a thing or two about kitchen safety!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wonderful world? Just remember, always keep an eye on your stew!

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PandemicProdigy – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being stuck at home during the pandemic? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a virtual world where social distancing is a thing of the past!

Our server is so epic that even the coronavirus couldn’t handle it and had to stay six blocks away at all times. We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so tight-knit that we’ve started our own virtual mask-making business (spoiler alert: they’re all diamond-encrusted).

So come on down and join us for some socially-distanced fun! Just remember to wash your hands before logging on – you never know what kind of creepers might be lurking around.

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ExcuseCraft: Late Again!

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Tired of boring old excuses like traffic or oversleeping? Join our Minecraft server and tell your boss you were late because you were too busy fighting off a horde of creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Trust us, they’ll totally understand. Plus, who needs a job when you can spend all day building epic castles and riding pigs into battle? So come join us and make being late for work the most epic adventure of your life!

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KharkivCraft: Ukraine’s 3rd Brigade

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Yo, u ever heard of a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Ukraine’s 3rd Separate Assault Brigade pushing into Russian-occupied territory? Yeah, that’s right, we’re taking over land and building epic bases like no one’s business. Join us if u wanna be part of the most intense battles and conquer territory like a boss. Plus, we got crazy events like TNT wars and diamond hunts that will make u go wild. So come on, join the madness and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

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HotEmitCraft: FutureTech Server

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so, like, this server is like, the hottest thing since sliced bread, but like, in the minecraft world. we got scientists up in here inventing crazy stuff like hot-emitter transistors. like, what even is that? all we know is that it’s gonna make our server the most high-performance, low-power, multifunctional place to be.

join us if you wanna be on the cutting edge of minecraft technology. we promise you won’t be disappointed. plus, we have a secret underground lab where we keep all the cool gadgets and gizmos. who knows what kind of crazy experiments we’ll come up with next?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most innovative minecraft server out there. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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VexMC: Where the only thing harder than surviving is trying to read our server title!

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Vexmc Minecraft Server

Overview
Join Vexmc, a chill server with 6 players online daily. This is a no PvP, no stealing server with only a few plugins to prevent lag. The server is whitelist, so players need to apply, but moderators are quick to accept. New players are welcome and there is a plugin (CoreProtect) to roll back grief and stealing.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Vexmc?	To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist. Moderators are quick to accept new players.
What are the server rules?	The server is no PvP, no stealing. Be respectful to other players and follow the guidelines set by the moderators.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. There is a plugin (CoreProtect) in place to roll back any griefing or stealing incidents.
Are there any restrictions on building?	Players are free to build within the rules of the server. Be creative and have fun building!
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join Vexmc. They will also need to apply for the whitelist.

CivilCraft Server – Join the Battle!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the next United States Civil War is happening! Join us and choose your alliance – will you fight for the Purple Pandas, the Blue Bunnies, or the Green Goblins?

The Purple Pandas are currently dominating the battlefield because they have mastered the art of riding llamas into battle and throwing exploding cupcakes at their enemies. The Blue Bunnies are not far behind, using their secret weapon of teleporting carrot cannons to surprise their foes. And the Green Goblins? Well, let’s just say they have a giant pet dragon on their side that breathes fire and shoots lasers from its eyes.

But what are they fighting over, you ask? The ultimate prize of a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn their enemies into adorable baby animals! So come join the fun and may the craziest alliance win!

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