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CreeperDateDisaster

#datenight, awkward, awkwarddate, awkwardencounter, CreeperDateDisaster, cringeworthy, date, datefails, DATING, datingfails, datinghumor, datingstories, EMBARRASSING, embarrassingdate, funny, funnydate, funnyencounter, humor, LaughOutLoud, mishap, relationshipfails

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Emeralds Found:	9003
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old dates that end in awkward silences and uncomfortable moments? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dating hotspot!

Join us for a chance to have the most hilarious and outrageous date of your life. Picture this: you and your date building a giant pink castle together, only to have it blown up by a herd of explosive sheep. Or how about going on a romantic boat ride that ends with both of you accidentally falling into a pit of lava?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine the chaos that could ensue when everyone is under the influence of this wacky potion.

So if you’re looking for a date that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected of places.

Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

Black community, BLOCK, controversy, CREEPERS, crime, criminal behavior, false accusations, internet drama, justice system, Life, media scrutiny, Misinformation, online rumors, Party, prejudice, public figure, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racism, RAY, Ray Sizzum, Sizzums, social justice, social media, viral, wrongful accusations

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Towns Built:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

#Readme, BEWARE, CraftyVillagers, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, Noobs, novel recommendations, Players, plot spoilers, PRO, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN help

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Love Letters Sent:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Void Gems Collected:	35
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

African, Ancient, BLOCKZ, Civilization, Conquerors, Cultural, descendants, DYNASTY, EMPERORS, GREATNESS, heritage, History, KANGZ, Kings, KraftyKangz, Legacy, Monarchy, power, pride, QUEENS, Reign, Royalty, rule, rulers, Style

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Dimension Hops:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

Blocky Banter

banter, blocky, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Cuckolding, discomfort, DISRESPECTFUL, emotions, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, humor, loyalty, partner, relationship, Respect, serious question, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4763	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

BlockyBooty

3 days, 50-60, BlockyBooty, Comment, Cum, Cumgame, ejaculation, Game, GIF, horny, image, last 2 digits, long trail, Masturbate, post, post an image, proof, proof gif, tags

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

Abuse, Bonding, Boundaries, consent, Exploitation, family, Grooming, Guilt, healing, Incest, Manipulation, Meaning, Psychological, relationships, Secrets, sexual assault, shame, Silence, taboo, TAKES, Trauma, uncle, UncleCraft, underage

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Votes:	6478
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

artistic expression, atmospheric design, atmospheric immersion, blocky, Box, breathtaking views, digital landscapes, favorite skyboxes, game aesthetics, game design, Gaming, gaming environments, gaming experiences, graphical fidelity, immersive environments, lolz, memorable settings, scenic vistas, SKY, top skyboxes, video games, virtual reality, virtual worlds, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

Allies, Anti Christian, atheists, blame reversal, Christian, Corporations, Crafty, creeper, Drool, falsehood, gentiles, hatred, ideological ally, image of Christians, inorganic, INSANE, Jews, Kingdom, Lies, Pagans, psyop, race traitor, rule, soddomite, spiritual ally, Supported, world governments

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

#union raid, Active Codes, Additional Links, Adventures, anniversary stream, Bay, blocky, co-op, Costume Passes, Craft, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Land Eater, LAUGH, Nikkes, Optimization, ROSANNA, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	235
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

– Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

– Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

big dick, good face, Great, GREATNESS, Intelligent, lonely, MAYHEM, mentally ill, Minecraft, Miserable, Misery, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-deprecating, self-doubt, self-esteem issues, single, Tall

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!