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Yamada’s Blocky Band: Where Creepers Jam and Endermen Dance

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	154225	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for music-loving anime fans! Join us and you’ll get to hang out with your favorite musician anime girls while mining diamonds and battling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DJ Creeper, who spins sick beats while dropping explosive dubstep remixes. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden jukebox in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a secret concert featuring Hatsune Miku herself!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can party with your favorite anime girls and jam out with DJ Creeper? Join us now and let the music and madness begin!

Crafty Chemist’s Crappy Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our poo smells like chemicals! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their poo started smelling like lavender and unicorns. True story. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and the smell of your poo)!

SnowbunnyCraft: Where white teens get snowed in with epic adventures!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your Google search results? Look no further! Our server is like a crazy mix of huge black cocks pounding cute wonderbread American girls and ugly flabby white guys with average sized dicks! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs BBC memes when you can have a server this insane? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little confused)!

YogurtCraft: Where cows play guitars and creepers bust a move! Rock out in our pixelated world!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magic Items Found:	8164	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Star Shards Collected:	218
Dragon Eggs Found:	1427	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more dances than a disco ball on steroids, with hits like “Angelfish,” “Pretender,” and “Watashi Idol Sengen” that will have you grooving all night long.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate K-pop experience with “Violera,” where you can dance your heart out to the latest beats. And if you’re feeling hungry, why not take a break and listen to the soothing sounds of “Pizza”?

And if you’re looking for some 3D fun, we’ve got you covered with dances like “Kinyoubi no Ohayo” and “Yuki no Hana” that will have you feeling like you’re right in the middle of the action.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride of music, dance, and pure insanity. Who knows, you might even spot Cirno doing the perfect math class dance in 3D! It’s all happening on our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops.

BorderBlockersCraft: Where devs troll with borders and blockades!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where the devs have gone absolutely bonkers with their plot protection! They’ve built borders and blockades around high level areas to keep you from breaking the plot…or maybe they just don’t want you finding their secret stash of diamond blocks! Who knows what mysteries lie beyond those barriers – will you be the one to uncover the truth, or will you be forever stuck on the wrong side of the fence, staring longingly at the forbidden lands? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

– LOLcraft: “Sick Surprise Edition” – ZombieVirusCraft: “The Element of Surprise” – IllnessCraft: “Unexpectantly Infected” – SneakySicknessCraft: “A Healthy Dose of Chaos” – SurpriseSickCraft: “Unexpectedly Ailing Adventures”

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Votes:	9065	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player on our server accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with rainbow wings. And guess what? The pig-icorn went on to lead an army of chickens in a battle against an army of evil llamas. It was epic, trust me.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing, surprised, and entertained, then look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a secret potion that turns you into a talking sheep. The possibilities are endless!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft! Join the adventure now!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and a sprinkle of chaos.

Picture this: you log onto our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Not only that, but our server has a secret underground disco club where the villagers go to party after dark. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Crafty Chaos: Troll Edition – Pranking Tranny-Kun, Retart-San, and Z2Cuck Since Day 2!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on epic quests to save the world from evil creepers and zombie invasions.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with diamond swords, and even have dance parties with friendly villagers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that by joining our server, you’ll be helping to make the world a better place. How, you ask? Well, every time you defeat a mob or complete a quest, a tree is planted in real life! That’s right, you’ll be saving the environment one pixelated tree at a time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server and let’s save the world together!

LOLcraft: The Server Where Creepers Are More Aggressive Than Your Ex

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is aggressive, frisky, and unceasingly horny! Sorry purityfags, but we’re all about that slut life here.

Join our server for a wild ride where anything goes! Build giant phallic structures, engage in scandalous roleplay, and unleash your inner freak. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of decency.

So if you’re ready to let loose and have a good time, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door!

Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1445
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we only allow the elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why settle for the normies when you can hang out with the cool kids who are killing it in the streaming game?

Don’t worry if your favorite vtuber only has 499 viewers, we’re not heartless! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent, they’re welcome to join the party. And hey, we even have a list of the top indie vtubers to keep you in the loop on who’s who in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Need some SEEEEEEEEEX in your virtual life? We’ve got Koikatsu cards that will make your Minecraft experience a little steamier. And don’t forget to mark your calendar for the upcoming birthdays of your favorite chuubas – we take birthday celebrations very seriously around here.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and become part of the exclusive /lig/ club. Who knows, you might even spot a duck or two along the way!