Funnybone – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SpiceCraft Minecraft Server

90s music, aspirations, British pop, catchy tune, Desires, dreams, empowerment, female singers, friendship, girl group, Girl Power, iconic, INDEPENDENCE, Lyrics, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pop music, Self-expression, Server, song, spice girls, SpiceCraft, Wishes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Want to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword? We got you covered. Want to build a castle made entirely out of cake? Go for it!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in hand. Build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of lava (don’t worry, you’ll respawn).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you their ancient chicken dance ritual. Trust us, it’s clucking amazing. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

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WokeCraft SMP – Why is everything so woke/gay now?

acceptance, activism, Diversity, equality, Gay, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ visibility., progress, representation, smp, social justice, tolerance, Woke, WokeCraft, wokegay

Tired of all the woke and gay drama on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we only deal with the most ridiculous and outrageous shenanigans! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance-offs with creepers. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and meme lords, so get ready for non-stop laughter and chaos. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

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MomStopBodyComments Minecraft Server

adolescence, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, Comments.., Communication, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, growing pains, Insecurity, Minecraft, MomStopBodyComments, mother-daughter relationship, Parent-child relationship, personal boundaries, puberty, Respect, self esteem, self-acceptance, sensitivity, Server, Support, Understanding

Are you tired of your mom constantly commenting on your growing boobs? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where no one cares about the size of your chest!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one will mention your boobs, unless you want them to! We have a strict no boob talk policy, so you can finally feel comfortable and secure in your own skin.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cave filled with magical boob-reducing potions. Join now and embark on a quest to find them and shrink those pesky boobs once and for all!

So, say goodbye to boob comments and hello to a boob-free Minecraft experience. Join our server today and leave the boob talk behind!

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UglyBoyfriendGoneWild

appearance shaming, boyfriend acceptance, boyfriend support, defending partner, disrespectful comments, emotional toll., family conflict, love is blind, partner loyalty, Personal preferences, relationship boundaries, relationship problems, self esteem, self worth, social attractiveness, societal beauty standards, societal judgment, societal pressure, standing up for boyfriend, ugly boyfriend, UglyBoyfriendGoneWild

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your love life? Join our server where we embrace all kinds of relationships, even if others think they’re "ugly"! Just like how people call your boyfriend ugly, they might call our server crazy – but hey, who cares what they think?

Imagine a world where you can build a castle with your cute round-faced boyfriend, surrounded by haters who just don’t get it. Show them that love comes in all shapes and sizes, just like our server’s creations. And if anyone tries to hate on your love or our server, tell them to go f*** themselves – just like you do in real life!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where love knows no bounds, and where being called "ugly" is just a reason to laugh. Who needs haters when you have a supportive community of gamers who understand that true beauty lies in the pixels of the game? Let’s build a world where love conquers all, and where being called an asshole is just a badge of honor. See you in the game, lovebirds!

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SuperPowerPlayz Minecraft SMP

amazing gifts, dream power, dream superpower, extraordinary abilities, extraordinary powers, fantastic abilities, FANTASY, incredible powers, incredible talents, magical abilities, Minecraft, one superpower, reddit, smp, special ability, superhero abilities, superhuman abilities, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperPowerPlayz, ultimate power, unique skills, wish fulfillment

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine blocks faster than anyone else? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where every player gets a random superpower assigned to them at the start of each day. Want to be able to fly like a chicken? Done. How about shooting fireballs from your hands like a deranged wizard? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden deep within its lair. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon gets to keep all the diamonds AND gains the ability to turn into a dragon themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner superhero in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

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HeartbreakCraft

abrupt ending, beloved show, CANCELLATION, cancelled too soon, Cliffhanger, devastated, devastated fans, Disappointed, emotional, End.., fan favorite, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, long tail, missed opportunity, never got to see, TV series, Unfinished, unfinished storylines, unresolved, unsatisfying conclusion

Are you still crying over that one TV show that got canceled before you could find out what happened next? Well, cry no more, my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have all the endings to every canceled TV show ever! That’s right, we’ve got exclusive sneak peeks into the lost episodes of your favorite series, from the epic conclusion of “Firefly” to the shocking twist in “Twin Peaks”! Join our server now and finally get the closure you’ve been desperately seeking. Who needs Netflix when you’ve got Minecraft?

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MoonBaseMadness

Astronauts, China, future of space travel, International cooperation, Kazakhstan, Lunar colonization, Lunar exploration, lunar mission, Lunar outpost, moon base, Moon base construction, moon landing, Moon mission, moon research, MoonBaseMadness, outer space, space cooperation, space exploration, space exploration partnership, Space Race, space technology

hey gamers, do you ever dream of building a moon base with your bros? well guess what, kazakhstan and china are teaming up to make that dream a reality on our minecraft server! join now for the chance to be a moon base architect and show off your out-of-this-world building skills.

imagine mining for moon rocks and battling space creepers while floating in zero gravity. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is hiding out on the dark side of the moon, waiting to challenge brave adventurers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic journey to the moon and beyond! who knows, you might even discover a secret alien civilization or uncover the mysteries of the universe. see you on the dark side, gamers! 🌑🚀👾

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UpDownCraft

affirmative, affirmative expressions, affirmative phrases, Agreement, agreement expressions, agreement phrases, Approval, colloquialism, Communication, consent, down for that, Expressions, IDIOMS, Language, phrases, same meaning, Slang, Understanding, up for that, UpDownCraft, WILLINGNESS

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. our admin once fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of raw potatoes. join us if u wanna experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness!

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CocoaCrafters: Climate-Proof Plants!

#sustainability, agriculture, Biodiversity, BOTANY, climate change, climate-proof chocolate, ClimateProof, Cocoa Beans, CocoaCrafters, conservation, discovery, Economic importance, Environment, Food Industry, new plants, Plants, rain forests, research, scientists, south america, species, Theobroma cacao, Trees

HEY Y’ALL, WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT PLANTS THAT MAKE CLIMATE-PROOF CHOCOLATE, YUP YOU HEARD RIGHT! THESE PLANTS WERE DISCOVERED BY SCIENTISTS IN SOME RANDOM RAIN FOREST IN SOUTH AMERICA. THEY’RE LIKE COUSINS TO THE CACAO TREE THAT GIVES US CHOCOLATE.

IMAGINE HAVING CHOCOLATE THAT CAN WITHSTAND ANY WEATHER, LIKE A SUPERHERO CHOCOLATE OR SOMETHING. JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU CAN BE PART OF THIS CRAZY CHOCOLATE REVOLUTION. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL STUMBLE UPON A GOLDEN CHOCOLATE BAR THAT GIVES YOU SUPERPOWERS IN THE GAME.

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S EXPLORE THIS WACKY WORLD OF CLIMATE-PROOF CHOCOLATE TOGETHER. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER INSANE DISCOVERIES WE’LL FIND NEXT!

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SpaceXMC

Asia, Asia Based, Cross-Play, Economy, Enhance, Gamemodes, gameplay, Gaming Skills, improve, India, India-based, LifeSteal, Lifesteal Practice, Minecraft, Network, Practice, PvP, PvP-Network, Raiding, Roleplay, Server, Skills, SpaceXMC, Upcoming

SpaceXMC – Best PvP Network This Server Includes Lifesteal Practice And more Upcoming gamemodes its Asia / India Based Server Over 50+ Gamemodess Where You Can Enhance Your Gameplay And Improve your Gaming Skills

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