New Minecraft Servers 2025

FUNNYAKPOS Minecraft Servers

FUNNYAKPOS Minecraft Servers

  • The Happening SMP: Block Party Extravaganza

    The Happening SMP: Block Party Extravaganza
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 6620
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 85 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Emeralds Found: 4486 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3274 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further than our SMP! We have a partially retired Gawr Gura as our server mascot, who spends her days lounging by the virtual pool and occasionally terrorizing unsuspecting players with her shark powers.

    Join us for epic battles against giant squids that invade our server every full moon, or participate in our annual llama racing competition where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden beneath spawn where players can test their skills against the most fearsome mobs in all of Minecraft. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge?

    So come on down to our SMP and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for Gawr Gura’s pranks – she’s always looking for new victims to join in on the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FoodieFiasco

    FoodieFiasco
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 9300
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Dimension Hops: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos! Just like the subway incident, you never know what crazy encounters you’ll come across in our virtual world.

    Imagine building your dream castle only to have it stolen by a mischievous player who claims it was their land all along. Or teaming up with fellow gamers to take down a boss mob, only to have someone betray you at the last minute. The possibilities are endless!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a heated argument between players over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Who needs reality TV when you have our server for non-stop entertainment?

    So come on and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to laughter to pure disbelief. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as ridiculous as the subway meatball incident. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomerFeelsMinecraftSMP

    BoomerFeelsMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 3130
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 New Chunks Explored: 555551

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to feel like a boomer in a world full of zoomers! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We have more drama than a high school prom and more pranks than a YouTube channel dedicated to toilet papering houses. So come join us if you want to feel ancient in a world where diamonds are the new currency and creepers are the new Kardashians. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftNostalgia

    MineCraftNostalgia
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 8985
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 7056 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Villages Defended: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time you built a sandcastle so epic, it made all the other kids jealous? Well, imagine doing that in Minecraft, but instead of sand, you have an entire world at your fingertips! Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but for gamers.

    Join us and you’ll be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie unicorns, and even have tea parties with Endermen. Our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending sleepover with your best friends. And don’t even get me started on our epic build competitions – last week, someone recreated the entire city of Atlantis using only dirt blocks!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Your favorite childhood memory is just a Minecraft server away.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CritiCraft: Quidditch vs Football

    CritiCraft: Quidditch vs Football
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 2355
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Farms Harvested: 132
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got quidditch, bro! And like, people be hatin’ on it ’cause they say it’s all about one position, but like, have you seen American football? It’s, like, super popular and stuff.

    But, like, forget all that noise, come join our server and play some quidditch, man! We got broomsticks and balls flyin’ everywhere, it’s, like, chaos but in a totally awesome way. Plus, we got this one dude who swears he’s a real wizard and casts spells on people, it’s, like, so crazy but hilarious.

    So, if you wanna have a blast and, like, experience some wild and wacky adventures, then, like, join our server, dude. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Rift-Bound Realms: Where Minecraft Roleplay Gets Serious…ly funny! Join us today!

    Rift-Bound Realms: Where Minecraft Roleplay Gets Serious…ly funny! Join us today!
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 694
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7607 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Alien Abductions: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Rift-Bound Realms RP (RBR) – Minecraft Server

    Server Features:

    Features
    Locational Voice chat
    Fantastical world, with player driven lore
    A well written and documented ruleset to prevent misuse
    The ability to form nations, with complex cultures
    Realistic player driven economy
    Active admin and mod staff

    The Lore:

    Welcome to a new world that was birthed from the old world Odyssia (Legioncraft RP), a mystical land you’ve been pulled into by a powerful group of arch mages…

    Please keep in mind, this is a serious role play server. RP comes first, Minecraft comes second.

    If any of this seems up your alley please join our discord here.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is there a cost to join the server? No, the server is free to join.
    Do I need any special mods to play on the server? Yes, you will need to download the custom modpack for Minecraft 1.19.2 provided by the server.
    Is there an age restriction to join? Yes, you must be 18+ to join the server.
    How can I refer friends to the server? You can refer friends through the server’s referral system and receive in-game rewards for every 3 referrals.

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  • LurkerCraft Minecraft Server

    LurkerCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 3762
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being surrounded by silent lurkers who just watch without ever joining in on the fun? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so lit that even the lurkers can’t resist peeking in to see what all the hype is about. Join us and watch as the lurkers come out of hiding to finally join the party. Who knows, maybe they’ll even start posting too! Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this epic transformation – join our server now and be a part of the craziest lurker uprising in Minecraft history!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DustSettled SMP: Minecraft Edition

    DustSettled SMP: Minecraft Edition
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 5818
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for the most epic Minecraft showdowns! Picture this: a group of players fighting over a single diamond block, using nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Who will emerge victorious? Will it be the fearless warrior who can build a house in under 5 minutes or the sneaky player who hides in a hole for hours on end? Join us and find out! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExBaeGoneMCServ: AITA Minecraft Server

    ExBaeGoneMCServ: AITA Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 7451
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pranks are not only allowed but encouraged! Just like James, our players are all about pulling hilarious pranks on each other. Whether it’s replacing someone’s house with a giant pink unicorn or filling their inventory with nothing but potatoes, the fun never stops!

    Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what prank is coming your way next. Just like Blake, you might find yourself in some sticky situations, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right? And if things get too heated, don’t worry – we have a dedicated support team to mediate any disputes and make sure everyone is having a blast.

    So come on down to our server and let loose your inner prankster! Who knows, you might even find love like Blake and James did (before it all went downhill, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! Join now and let the pranking begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ViagraCraft – Keeping Secrets Since 2019

    ViagraCraft – Keeping Secrets Since 2019
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 1792
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Potions Brewed: 29
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Elemental Crystals Collected: 63
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Endless Night Skies: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your sex life being as dead as a creeper explosion? Join our Minecraft server and let the magic of Viagra bring your performance back to life! Just like how you can craft diamonds from coal, you can craft a steamy night with your partner using our secret potion of potency!

    One player, let’s call him Steve, was struggling with anxiety and performance issues after a tragic event. But after discovering our server and the wonders of Viagra, his sex life skyrocketed to new heights! His partner, let’s call her Alex, was left wondering what changed, and Steve just shrugged and said he was feeling better. Little did she know, he was popping those little blue pills like they were candy!

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of not only building epic structures, but also building a stronger connection with your partner. And hey, if you want to keep your Viagra use a secret, we won’t judge! Just make sure to watch out for any suspiciously strong potions in your inventory…

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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