Deez Vultures Raiding People in a Funny way: Pranks & Fails

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Minecraft Server Overview and FAQ

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	Play.DVRaids.Win
Description	We are a new Factions – PvP – Raiding server that emphasizes core gameplay with no unfair advantages from donation ranks.
Rank Progression	Rookie = 10Hrs => Member = 48Hrs => Hero = 100Hrs => Champion = ??? (More to come)

Features

1.20.1+ Compatible
AuctionHouse
SilkSpawners
ObbyBreaker
VoteCrates (No p2w gambling crates)
More

At the end of the map reset (TBD), we will feature a cash prize for the top faction on the server (/f top money).

Our Discord server is linked to our Minecraft server for ease of access to chat with members whilst away.

Come by and give it a try!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with version 1.20.1+?	Yes, the server is compatible with version 1.20.1 and above.
Are there unfair advantages from donation ranks?	No, all rank upgrades are based on time spent on the server.
Is there a cash prize for the top faction?	Yes, at the end of the map reset, there will be a cash prize for the top faction.
Is there a Discord server linked to the Minecraft server?	Yes, our Discord server is linked for easy communication with members.

-Dee

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