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  • Why did akali do it Minecraft SMP

    Why   did   akali   do   it   Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 6454
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 270 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Farms Harvested: 826
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and mysterious conspiracies that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Rumor has it that Akali, the notorious griefer, has joined our server and is causing chaos wherever she goes. Will you join forces with her and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players, or will you stand against her and protect the server from her devious schemes?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards a treasure trove of diamonds deep within the mines. Will you dare to challenge the Diamond Dragon and claim its riches for yourself, or will you cower in fear at the mere mention of its name?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world of Minecraft, so be prepared for the unexpected!

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  • He’s Better Than You Minecraft Server

    He’s Better Than You Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 3227
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting wrecked by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, everyone is a noob compared to our legendary admin. He’s so good at the game that even Notch himself bows down to him in awe. Join our server if you want to witness the ultimate Minecraft skills in action and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn a thing or two from the master himself. Just remember, he’s better than you, and that’s a fact.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Minecraft SMP Chat Between Putin and Trump

    The Minecraft SMP Chat Between Putin and Trump
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 1525
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Enchantments Applied: 207 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7515

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing faker than the news is the diamonds you’ll find? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of lies, deceit, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Just like Putin and Trump denying their phone call, you’ll deny ever losing a PvP battle or falling in lava with all your precious loot. Who needs real news when you can create your own alternate reality in our server?

    Forget about the Washington Post, Forbes, and Interfax – the only sources you need are our totally trustworthy players who will tell you all about the time they built a castle out of TNT or rode a pig off a cliff into a pool of water.

    So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tells you they found a stronghold full of diamonds, it’s probably as fake as Putin and Trump’s phone call. But hey, who needs real diamonds when you can have imaginary ones and a good laugh?

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  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 5323
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 602369 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CuntCraft Minecraft Server

    CuntCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 1188
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Potions Brewed: 20 Chimeras Created: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in town!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or ride on the backs of flying pigs while searching for hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and gold.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to a secret underground society of trillionaire car companies who have somehow managed to build drivable Lamborghinis and Ferraris out of blocks of dirt and stone.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /gig/ – Genshin Impact General

    Minecraft SMP – /gig/ – Genshin Impact General
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 5994
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us if you dare, because things are about to get wild!

    Our current character banner features Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu – a motley crew of misfits ready to take on any challenge. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner, with the Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams causing chaos left and right.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got events like “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. And if you think you can handle it, our daily check-in rewards are permanent – just like the scars you’ll get from playing on our server.

    Oh, and did we mention the redeemable codes with Primogems? It’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel – except way more exciting.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hololive vs Nijisanji Minecraft Server

    Hololive vs Nijisanji Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 7753
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 159 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where collabs are so unnecessary that only Nijisharts benefit from them! But fear not, because joining our server will give you the chance to collab with the most epic players in the game. Imagine teaming up with Suityan and the Golden Boy Kuzuha to build the most insane structures and conquer the Minecraft world together. Who needs logic when you have the power of collabs on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General

    Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 4479
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Dragon Scales Harvested: 133
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

    First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

    Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

    Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

    Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

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  • Daily Weg Thread Minecraft Server

    Daily Weg Thread Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 5404
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of searching for your daily weg thread in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe? Look no further, because on our server, we have a dedicated team of weg thread enthusiasts who will make sure you never miss a weg thread again! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the creepers like to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted weg thread that grants wishes to those who find it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the weg thread madness begin!

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  • This is Smashed Minecraft SMP

    This is Smashed Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 8495
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a dysfunctional man-child in a world of Minecraft pros? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate therapy for your ultimate trauma! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and survive in a world where time freezes just like your mind. Resting bitch face? No problem, we welcome all faces, young or old (but mostly young because who wants to look their age anyway?). Don’t be suicidal, be crafty! Join our server and let’s turn those tears into blocks of joy. It’s like Baki, but with more blocks and less brawn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world where age is just a number and fun is forever!

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