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4KidzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! At 4kidz, we promise a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players defeated a horde of evil zombies with nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that our admin is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of his wand. So come join us at 4kidz for a Minecraft experience like no other!

WalledVsUnwalledMC SMP

Adventure, alternate worlds, Anime, Architecture, Cities, city design, Defensive structures, FANTASY, fictional cities, isekai, Magic, Manga, Preferences, role playing games, smp, storytelling, unwalled cities, Urban planning, walled cities, WalledVsUnwalledMC, world creation, world-building

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1726
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old towns and cities? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a wacky isekai anime! Choose between living in a walled city where you can feel like a medieval knight or an unwalled city where you can be a sneaky ninja.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where the walled city residents ride into battle on giant chickens and the unwalled city residents use their secret teleportation powers to outsmart their enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps. Will you be brave enough to navigate it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelBabyDaddyPayup

abortion, abortion costs, aunt, Boyfriend, Clinic, Communication, Conflict, cost, decision, disagreement, Financial, manning up, payment, PixelBabyDaddyPayup, Problem, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Situation, stress, Support

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crops Grown:	4740	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you and your aunt embark on a quest to get an abortion, but things take a hilarious turn when she changes her mind about footing the bill. Now it’s up to you and your boyfriend to come up with the cash to cover the cost of $589. Will he step up and pay his share, or will he leave you hanging?

With crazy stories like this happening all the time on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. Who knew abortions could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

SassySheep Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior analysis animal rudeness in nature, animal behavior observations, animal behavior patterns animal rudeness theories, animal characteristics, animal cognition, animal communication abilities, animal communication hypothetical scenarios, animal communication in the wild, animal communication research, animal dominance animal communication skills, Animal emotions, animal hierarchy, animal hierarchy animal rudeness factors, animal instincts animal behavior studies, Animal intelligence, animal interactions animal kingdom, animal language, animal personalities, animal psychology rude behavior, animal rudeness, animal social behavior rudest animals, animal social dynamics, animal vocalizations, Animals, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only talking, but they are also throwing shade left and right! Join us if you want to witness the drama unfold as the chickens gossip about the pigs, the cows roast the sheep, and the wolves… well, let’s just say they have a lot of opinions about everyone else.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Rude Rabbit, who is known for his sassy comebacks and his love for causing chaos. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Rude Rabbit with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes… or maybe just steal all your diamonds. Who knows?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with talking animals, shady drama, and the chance to meet the one and only Rude Rabbit. Just be prepared to have your feelings hurt by a bunch of pixelated creatures!

RulezRidiculousMC

childhood authority, childhood chores, childhood curfews, childhood discipline, childhood experiences, childhood guidelines, childhood independence, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, childhood obedience, childhood punishments, childhood regulations, childhood restrictions, childhood rules, funny rules, parental control, parental rules, ridiculous rules, RulezRidiculousMC, silly rules, strict parents

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Remember when your parents made you eat your vegetables before you could have dessert? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the only way you can mine diamonds is if you first build a giant statue of a carrot in the sky! That’s right, on our server, we believe in the power of veggies to fuel your mining adventures.

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every time you defeat a creeper, you have to do a victory dance in real life and post a video of it in the server chat. It’s like a virtual dance party every time you survive an explosion!

And if you’re looking for some extra challenge, try our special “Lava Parkour” course where you have to jump from one tiny platform to another over a sea of lava. It’s like playing hot lava in real life, but without the risk of actually burning your feet!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Who knows, you might just discover that the most ridiculous rules can lead to the most epic adventures!

PsychoCraft: Gut-Brain Adventures

Adventures, brain function, brain-gut connection, cognitive enhancement, gut health, gut-brain axis, GutBrain, holistic health, mental health, microbial mindscapes, Microbiome, microbiota-gut-brain axis, mind over matter, mind-body connection, neurochemistry, neuroscience, pharmacological research, psychedelic compounds, psychedelic therapy, psychedelics, PsychoCraft, psychopharmacology, serotonin receptors

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the cows can fly. we have a secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing llamas and singing creepers.

if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to shoot diamonds out of your ears and ride on the back of a rainbow-colored ender dragon.

we have a special event every friday where the trees start dancing and the zombies break out into a synchronized thriller dance.

come join us and experience the wildest minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can live in our crazy minecraft world?

BoomShackMC Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1174
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	52
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a wild west town mixed with a futuristic space station, where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of dancing Apache Indians who will teach you the ancient art of Boom Shack-A-Lak, a secret dance that will unlock hidden treasures and power-ups in the game. But be warned, if you don’t dance well enough, you might anger the gods of Minecraft and face their wrath!

Explore our server and you’ll find hidden caves filled with glittering diamonds, but watch out for the giant chickens guarding them – they’re not your average farm animals! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco dungeon, where skeletons and zombies boogie down to funky beats.

But the real reason to join our server? The epic PvP battles that take place every night under the glow of a neon moon. Fight against other players in insane arenas filled with traps and obstacles, and prove once and for all that you’re the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru

AMA, anon stroking, anti-depressants, camera stroking, cock ring, drug combinations, GoonCraft, gooning, gooning advice, gooning items, gooning pleasure, gooning setup, GooningGuru, heart risks, lidocaine, Lube, mdma, medication combinations, never cum, numb cock, smp, stroking on discord, viagra

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.

Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!

But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!

BlockyContraband

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	7131
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base that feels so illegal, you’ll be constantly looking over your virtual shoulder for the Minecraft police! Our server is filled with hidden traps, secret passageways, and mysterious characters that will keep you on your toes at all times. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

7ElevenCraft Minecraft Server

7-eleven, 7ElevenCraft, Acquisition, Business, Canada, Competition, convenience giant, Expansion, International, Japan, market, Minecraft, mull, negotiations, News, parent company, potential deal, Proposal, Retail, Server, strategy, takeover offer, transaction

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	159	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some blocks and stuff, when suddenly a wild 7-Eleven from Japan appears! and get this, the parent company is like, “yo, Canada convenience giant, you wanna take us over?” and the Canada convenience giant is all like, “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

join our minecraft server and experience the epic battle between the 7-Eleven from Japan and the Canada convenience giant! will they merge peacefully or will it be an all-out war? who knows, man, who knows. but one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be lit AF.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins you’ve ever seen. want to ride a flying pig into battle? done. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? easy peasy. want to build a giant statue of a potato? why the heck not!

so come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the madness takes you. who knows, you might just become the ruler of the 7-Eleven empire or the Canada convenience giant. anything is possible in this wacky, unpredictable minecraft server.