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Tectonic

bedrock, Community, Crates, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Features, Friends, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Party, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Spawners, Tectonic, Voting, Warps

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Dimension Hops:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Tectonic Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Vote Party	Players can participate in vote parties for rewards.
In-game economy	Earn and spend in-game currency to buy items and upgrades.
Crates	Unlock crates for random rewards.
Minigames	Enjoy various minigames such as Spleef and Parkour.
Player warps & shops	Create personal warps and shops for other players to visit.
Custom enchants	Unique enchants like Vein Miner and Telepathy.

Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

We look forward to welcoming you in-game!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Use the provided Java or Bedrock IP address and port to connect to the server.
Are there rules on the server?	Yes, please check the server rules in our Discord server or in-game.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Of course! The more friends, the merrier!
Are there staff members available for help?	Yes, our staff members are always ready to assist you with any questions or issues.

Sublime Femme Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, Appearance, attractive, Behavior, category, chase, Craft, DATING, facade, female, femme, hostility, man, Overlook, rejection, relationships, SETTLE, sub 5 man, Sublime, superficial, Superficiality, Unattractive

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	523018	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	1728	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of unattractive females chasing after you! We don’t discriminate based on looks, so you can build and mine in peace without worrying about superficial judgments. Plus, the attractive and unattractive females on our server all want the same thing – a man who plays Minecraft like a pro. So come join us and show off your skills while avoiding the hostility of rejected players. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved!

MineCraftMoneyWoes

Colleague, Company, compensation, consideration, counter offer, DISRESPECTFUL, employed, external candidates, frequent travel, internal offer, internal position, IT, lifestyle changes, low salary, MineCraftMoneyWoes, RESPONSIBILITY, salary range, unreasonable, VISIBILITY, work-life balance

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of being undervalued at your current job? Do you want to be treated like the Minecraft diamond you are? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like royalty. Our salary range? Oh, it’s not just $130K–$180K, it’s a whopping $1 billion! That’s right, we pay our players in virtual diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be rolling in virtual riches, but you’ll also get to travel to exotic locations within the Minecraft world. From the depths of the Nether to the heights of the End, your journey will be filled with excitement and danger at every turn.

So why settle for a measly 15% raise when you can have it all on our server? Join now and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP

activities, Cooking, creativity, endless free time, EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP, Entertainment, Exercise, Exploration, gardening, hobbies, learning, leisure, meditation, personal development, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self-care, socializing, travel, volunteering

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2890	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land where the cows can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night with the Endermen as the DJs. And get this, the diamonds are actually chocolate bars that give you superpowers when you eat them.

But wait, there’s more! Our village is protected by a giant talking potato who shoots baked beans at any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden hot tub filled with lava that gives you a speed boost for a whole day.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time with a bunch of derpy players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot!

Minecraft2020s LOLz

2020s, Challenges, culture, current events, Decade, digital transformation, Economy, Environment, Future, Global, innovation, lolz, Minecraft2020s, opinion, pandemic, Politics, progress, Reflection, Social Issues, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	458030
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is the lava in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, the 2020s are way better in block form. So why wait? Join now and let’s craft some laughs together!

NaziSaluteJail Minecraft Server

Australia, civil liberties, consequences, criminal offense, deterrent, discrimination, extremism, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jail, law enforcement, Laws, Legal, Mandatory, Minecraft, nazi salutes, NaziSaluteJail, new, prohibited behavior, Public Safety, punishment, Server, societal norms, strict penalties

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	4884	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where if u do a nazi salute u get thrown in jail HAHAHAHAHAHA. like u just mining ur business and then BAM u throw up a nazi salute and BOOM u in jail. but like not just any jail, a minecraft jail. u gotta mine ur way out with a spoon or something LOL. but like for real tho, why would u even do a nazi salute in a minecraft server? like u just there to build ur dirt house and u wanna be a nazi? smh. join this server for the ultimate troll experience, just don’t do any nazi stuff or u gonna end up in minecraft jail HAHAHAHA.

CanalCraft: No Free Rides

canal fees, canal transit, CanalCraft, central america, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Dispute, foreign policy, free, free transit, global commerce, government ships, international relations, maritime law, panama, panama canal, political tension, RIDES, shipping rights, SOVEREIGNTY, Trade Route, Transportation, US State Department

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mines Excavated:	3404	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3

lol imagine a world where panama is like nah bro we ain’t lettin’ u pass for free, u gotta pay up like everyone else. but on this epic minecraft server, u can sail through the canal for FREEEEEE. that’s right, no need to worry about pesky tolls or fees, just sail on through like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure along the canal for u to find. so come join us on this wild adventure and see if u can strike it rich while sailin’ through panama’s canal. u won’t regret it, matey!

Astro Block Party – 2032 Hit!

2032, asteroid, asteroid impact, Astro, astronomers, Astronomy, Astronomy News, BLOCK, Celestial, collision, danger, discovery, Earth, Hit, Impact, near-Earth object, OBJECT, Party, planetary defense, Risk, Science, Space, space exploration, space threat

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ASTRONOMERS WHO DISCOVER SHIZZ LIKE 196-FOOT ASTEROIDS DAT MIGHT CRASH INTO EARTH IN 2032! WE GONNA BUILD A GIANT SPACE SHIP TO ESCAPE AND SURVIVE DA APOCALYPSE! COME JOIN US AND HELP US BUILD DA SPACESHIP OF YO DREAMS! LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE DA WORLD, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! #ASTEROIDPARTY #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES #SPACESHIPBUILDERSUNITE

MinersUA

Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	115	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Real life based and political server, where for us, freedom of choice is everything. You can use everything our server offers, and more. Your choices are unlimited as the game itself, but don’t be too happy: rules still exist.

65.108.73.224:40060

PixelmonGO

Adventure, Community, cracks, Daily Rewards, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, evil team, French, launcher, Minecraft, Moddé, multiplayer, Pixelmon, pixelmongo, pokemon, Premium, Quests, Roleplay, Server, sinnoh, Survival, Towny, Universe

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Pixelmongo is an incredible Pixelmon server available thanks to our launcher in version 1.16.5 This server accepts premium players like cracks! A unique gameplay awaits you.

Join us now!

Site: https://pixelmongo.fr/ Launcher: https://pixelmongo.fr/launcher/ Discord: https://discord.gg/pixelmongo

Discover our Minecraft Pixelmon Moddé server based on a universe mixing Minecraft and Pokémon. More than 900 Pokémon to be captured as well as mergers unique to the server, a sales hotel, an adventure world reproducing the adventure of Sinnoh, explore dungeons of each evil team at the start of your adventure, accomplish quests and win daily rewards . Relive your best Pokémon memories within a dynamic multiplayer community. Join the best French Minecraft Pixelmon server now by downloading our launcher. Pixelmongo is the benchmark in Pixelmon server in France!

play.pixelmongo.fr