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Opinion-Free Kids’ Cafe Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cafe, child care, child nutrition, Communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, feeding children, in-laws, Kids, meal frequency, meal planning, Minecraft, OpinionFree, Opinions, parenting, Parenting styles, preschool nutrition, Server, sibling dynamics, stay at home parent, stay-at-home dad, traditional gender roles, traditional values

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in feeding your virtual kids small, frequent meals just like in real life! Join us if you want to escape the judgmental eyes of traditional players who only believe in 3 meals a day. Our server is a safe haven for stay-at-home dads who are tired of being criticized for their parenting choices.

Imagine a world where you can build lunch boxes for your Minecraft kids and watch them snack every three hours without anyone batting an eye. Our server is a place where you can tell off those who try to tell you how to parent, just like our player who stood up to his sister-in-law for her unsolicited advice on feeding habits.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being judged by the “traditional” players out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual brother who will shrug off the drama and let you do your thing. It’s a wild ride on our server, but it’s worth it for the freedom to parent your Minecraft kids your own way.

GayCraft: Secrets & Sass

acceptance, attraction, Bisexual, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, DATING, Drama, Friends, Gay, GayCraft, Honesty, Kindness, LGBTQ, love, rejection, relationships, Sass, Secrets, self-identity, Sexuality, social media, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we accept players of all orientations, even if they’re as confused as a creeper in a maze! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and maybe even find love in unexpected places, just like our player who thought he was gay but ended up questioning everything after a girl asked him out.

Explore our server and make friends who will support you through rejection, whether it’s from a dragon or a potential date. And if things get too crazy, just deactivate your social media like our player did to avoid any drama from spilling over into your pixelated paradise.

So come on, join our server and let’s see what kind of wild and wacky situations you’ll find yourself in. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself, just like our player did when he realized he might be more bi than he thought. Let the adventures begin!

CraftyAdviceMinecraftSMP

advice, Best advice, CraftyAdviceMinecraftSMP, encouragement, guidance, inspirational quotes, life advice, life lessons, life tips, Mentorship, Motivational Sayings, pearls of wisdom, personal growth, positive affirmations, self improvement, Support, uplifting quotes, valuable lessons, wise words, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	200	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Astral Projections Made:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a top hat. Trust us, this server is where dreams come true (as long as your dreams involve exploding sheep and talking trees). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MineTimeFunCraft

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, Fun, hobbies, hobbies for creativity, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-care, hobbies for socializing, hobbies for stress relief, hobbies for wellness, interests, leisure activities, MineTimeFunCraft, pastimes, Recreation, Relaxation

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes! Yes, you heard that right. Our pigs are trained in martial arts and ready to kick some undead butt. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So why waste your free time on anything else when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Brain Cells Server

“Youth, aging, Brain, brain stem cells, cell regeneration, cells, CRISPR, Gene, gene editing, genetic editing, genetic engineering, genetic rejuvenation, Medical research, metabolism, Mice, neurons, neuroscience, regenerative medicine, rejuvenates, scientific breakthrough, Server, stem cells, Youthful

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Emeralds Found:	9004
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we use CRISPR gene editing to make your brain cells young again! We disable genes and magically make you feel like a baby again, but with the ability to build epic structures and slay zombies! Who needs metabolism when you can have super brain powers?! Join now for a wild ride of rejuvenation and neuron-spinning fun!

Sale of Fate Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9262
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and diamond armor-wearing pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft legend. You’ll be able to fly without wings, mine diamonds with your mind, and even ride a dragon into battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cake. Lots and lots of cake.

The Brit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Crops Grown:	9177
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magic Items Found:	8014
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon!

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our SMP, anything can happen – and probably will!

NoDecoNoProbMC

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal decoration rights! Just like in this wild story, we want everyone to have a say in the furniture and decorations that go into our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting the cost of pixelated plants and virtual bedside cabinets with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over the price of a Minecraft makeup desk!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to argue over the necessity of a new Minecraft TV, just like in this real-life drama. We promise outrageous stories and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

SocializingSMP – Where I Go!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of spending your days alone in the vast world of Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyExesGoneWild

acceptance, Closure, CraftyExesGoneWild, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, moving on from ex, past relationships, personal development, Reflection, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, starting over

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
New Chunks Explored:	811223	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Zombie Dances:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!