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Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

call off, coworker, CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild, funny coworkers, funny excuse, funny excuses, funny reasons, funny story, funny work stories, humor, office, office humor, ridiculous excuse, ridiculous excuses, work, work excuses, work humor, Work stories

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1797
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

Crafty Conundrums

funny pranks, funny work stories, industry inside jokes, industry jokes, industry pranks., industry slang, office humor, office jokes, office pranks, practical joke, practical jokes at work, professional humor, professional jokes, professionals, work humor, work jokes, work pranks, workplace humor, workplace pranks

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	239
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you an expert Minecraft player looking for a challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test for professionals in the block-building industry! Join now and prove your skills by completing epic quests such as finding a rare unicorn horn in the Nether, crafting a diamond pickaxe using only your toes, and taming a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod! Trust us, if you can conquer these tasks, you truly are the cream of the crop in the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show us what you’ve got!

The Lost Kingdom of Misadventures [SMP]

applicationentry, bedrock, Clans, Custommap, Danes, embia, Factions, Kingdom, Kings, Lore, Lost, Misadventures, moneysystem, Nocheats, partholt, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Saxon, ServerCommunity, shiron, SinglePlayerSleep, smp, Texturepack, Viking, Voyagers, Worldbuilding

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

The Last Kingdom SMP

Server Features	[17+] [Vanilla] [Roleplay] [Factions] [Bedrock] [Application entry]
Description	Hello everyone! We’re starting up the first season and hopefully not last of ‘The Last Kingdom’ SMP. This is based off and heavily inspired by the show on Netflix called the last kingdom. A world where nothing is impossible. With limits to the law, to the never ending possibilities of what one may do. Betrayal and religion mix together, one in the same to some.
Server Info	• 1.21.2 • Custom map • Lore, Role-play, and World building • Single player sleep • Texture pack • Money system [kinda] • Server sessions 12pm – 12am PST • Close knit community • No cheats [no tping, flying, using commands]

Rules:

No griefing, burning or exploding things
Robbing and murder out in the open is A-okay! Sneaking into homes and robbing items from chest is not!
No hacking or Xray
A king is allowed to come up with his own laws and punishment for his land

Joining Information:

Join discord here
Read the info you may want to know before applying in announcements
Find application for SMP in announcements server [Must be 17+ to apply and be willing to role play]

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, minecraft server, NijiCraft, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, petragurin, Server, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitch, twitter, virtual youtubers, xsoleil

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the madness with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, Elira Pendora, and Finana Ryugu!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a dance-off or two with LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and Denauth!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to spawn here. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the fun at our Minecraft server! Just be sure to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – they’re more dangerous than a pack of creepers with TNT hats!

LeafVillageLivesMinecraftSMP

Anime, Character development, Community, fictional locations, Hidden Leaf Village, Hidden Village, Hokage Office, home, Japanese culture, konoha, Land of Fire, Leaf Village, LeafVillageLivesMinecraftSMP, Manga, Naruto, ninja, Peaceful, Ramen Shop, scenic beauty, Shinobi, village life

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5285
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like the leaf village on steroids! Not only do we have the Hokage office and a Ramen shop, but we also have a secret underground ninja hideout where you can train to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a giant talking tree who gives out quests and rewards players with enchanted diamond swords. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden hot spring where you can relax and regenerate your health after a long day of mining and crafting.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you live in a village filled with ninjas, talking trees, and magical hot springs? It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player looking for a little bit of adventure and a whole lot of fun. Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

BioMomNoMore

adoption, Adult, agency.., biological son, BioMomNoMore, brotherly bond, Communication, Contact, contract, family bond, feelings, Guilt, mom, relationship, Respect, Silence, stipulations, throwaway, Upset, Visit

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Towns Built:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3774	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family reunions happen in the most unexpected ways! Join us for a chance to meet your long-lost Minecraft mom or dad and form a virtual bond that will last a lifetime.

Imagine the possibilities – you could be mining for diamonds with your newfound sibling, building epic structures together, or just hanging out in our virtual world. Who knew that Minecraft could bring families together in such a unique way?

Don’t miss out on the chance to create memories that will last a lifetime – join our server now and start your own heartwarming family reunion story today! Remember, in our Minecraft world, anything is possible – even finding a new family member to call Mom or Dad.

VaxCraftMadness

community health, Covid vaccine, findings, global health, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Impact, Lancet research, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, multi-phased, pandemic, Population, public health, research study, rollout, study, vaccination, VaxCraftMadness

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

so, like, u know how u feel when u play minecraft for hours on end? well, imagine that feeling times a million on this server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and villagers that tell the funniest jokes. plus, our covid vaccine rollout actually made everyone happier cuz it turned all the zombies into friendly villagers who just wanna trade with u. so come join us for a wild ride of laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not).

PixelPersona4 Minecraft Server

action, black Yosuke, Character development, controversial, criticism, dislike, Fandom, gameplay mechanics, Jrpg, Minecraft, opinion, Overrated, persona 4, PixelPersona4, Popular, rant, rave, review, role-playing game, Server, slow gameplay, Story, video game

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Crops Grown:	2057	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced games like Persona 4? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and leave all that snooze-fest behind. We promise non-stop action from the moment you spawn in. Black Yosuke? Pfft, we’ve got rainbow Yosuke riding a unicorn! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles with giant chickens and exploding pigs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insanity. Join now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

The Second Dr. Crafty SMP

Beverage, Caffeine, carbonated drink, Cola, Crafty, Dr. Pepper, fizzy drink, iconic brand, popular drink, refreshment, smp, Soda, soda addiction., soda bottle, soda can, soda flavor, soda fountain, soda machine, soda pop, soda taste, soft drink, sweet drink

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the second Dr. Pepper never tastes as good as the first – but that’s not the only reason to join us!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant creeper with a top hat. Don’t worry, though, because our resident wizard will be there to help you cast spells and turn them all into harmless pigs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the only way to gain entry is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Trust us, it’s worth it for the enchanted diamond disco armor you’ll receive as a reward.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember, the second Dr. Pepper may not taste as good as the first, but the memories you’ll make here will last a lifetime.

BlockyFeministUni

aita, autism spectrum, BlockyFeministUni, Boundaries, college, education, freshman, inappropriate, liberal arts, next phase, offensive, parenting, Parties, Poster, roommate, sexist, social savvy, Social Skills, Target, tee shirts, Trouble

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ores Mined:	2918
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with socially awkward situations in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to start fresh and make friends without the fear of offending anyone!

Our server is like a liberal arts school, but with a twist – it’s 65% females to male! Who knew you could find love and friendship in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Forget about inappropriate tee shirts and posters, on our server, the only thing you’ll be hanging up is your diamond armor and weapons. Say goodbye to trouble and hello to a new social savvy you!

Join now and leave behind the awkwardness of real life. Who needs beer brand shirts when you can have a diamond sword in hand? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

BlockyBlunders

BlockyBlunders, coping mechanisms Compassion, emotional awareness Personal struggles, emotional growth Empathetic perspective, emotional intelligence Empathetic understanding, emotional resilience., empathy towards others Deep understanding, empathy Unique experiences, growth mindset Life-altering experiences, human connection Empathetic response, life experiences, life lessons Emotional impact, personal development Resilience, personal evolution Unexpected situations, personal journey Life challenges, personal reflection Life-changing events, personal transformation Perspective shift, perspective Personal growth, self-awareness Unexpected events, self-discovery Unforeseen circumstances, self-realization Personal hardships, understanding Empathy

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the mind-bending phenomenon of cows riding pigs! Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a glitch where cows have somehow learned how to ride pigs like tiny little cowboys. It’s a sight to behold and will have you questioning the laws of nature.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. That’s right, the Ender Dragon loves to get down and boogie in the dark depths of our server. Join the party and dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in all of Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? That’s right, this friendly ghost will follow you around and try to chat with you in its hissing language. It’s a spooky yet heartwarming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join our server and experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wild and unpredictable place!

Cool-People

Cross-Play, Economy, multiplayer survival community discord Java Bedrock npcs trading land claiming teamwork building gear link account friendly fun server online gaming adventure interactive, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Welcome to Cool-People, a Minecraft survival server, hosted for the discord cool-people community.

Trade with npcs, claim land, work with other players to create your dream builds and gear up. The server is Java and Bedrock compatible but requires you to join the cool-people discord server and link your account.

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