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Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

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CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

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Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

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Crafty Conundrums

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Are you an expert Minecraft player looking for a challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test for professionals in the block-building industry! Join now and prove your skills by completing epic quests such as finding a rare unicorn horn in the Nether, crafting a diamond pickaxe using only your toes, and taming a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod! Trust us, if you can conquer these tasks, you truly are the cream of the crop in the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show us what you’ve got!

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Flying Car Craze

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join our epic minecraft server and you will see FLYING CARS EVERYWHERE. not just any cars, but CREEPER CARS that explode when they crash. it’s like a fireworks show on wheels, but with more BOOM.

we also have a secret underground city where PIGS RULE THE LAND. they wear tiny crowns and ride on saddled chickens, leading their army of zombie villagers into battle. it’s a sight you won’t believe until you see it with your own eyes.

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a GIANT DIAMOND SPAWN that shoots out diamonds like a volcano erupting. you’ll be rolling in bling in no time.

so come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic minecraft world you’ve ever seen. just watch out for those flying creepers, they’re a real blast!

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What is the IP for Mr. Hand Pay Minecraft Server?

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Mr. Hand Pay is a seasoned professional in the gaming industry with over a decade of experience in managing and overseeing large-scale casino operations. Known for his expertise in handling high-stakes payouts and ensuring efficient cash handling procedures, Mr. Hand Pay has a reputation for providing top-notch customer service and maintaining a secure gaming environment. With a strong attention to detail and a dedication to ensuring a seamless gaming experience for all patrons, Mr. Hand Pay is a trusted leader in the industry.

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What are Minecraft servers like Club Colony ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to Club Colony include: 1. Kingdoms.gg – This server offers a similar focus on custom generations and structures, as well as a unique economy and trade system. Players can join different kingdoms and compete for dominance in this immersive world. 2. Craftadia – Craftadia features custom villages, dungeons, and events that offer a fresh and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community and economy, players can enjoy a variety of activities on this server. 3. TheArchon – Known for its custom features and events, TheArchon offers a unique twist on traditional Minecraft gameplay. With a strong emphasis on factions and PvP, players can engage in epic battles and conquer territories. 4. PixelmonCraft – For players who enjoy both Minecraft and Pokemon, PixelmonCraft offers a hybrid experience with custom Pokemon and Gyms to challenge. Explore a vast world filled with Pokemon to catch and trainers to battle. 5. Hermitcraft – While not a traditional server, Hermitcraft is a popular YouTube series featuring a group of talented Minecraft players. Fans of Club Colony may enjoy watching the collaborative builds, challenges, and events that take place on this server.

play.clubcolony.in

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AMC Skyblock

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AMC Skyblock aims to bring the Community of Aardvark into the sky! Imagine a server where you start on a tiny floating island, equipped only with the most basic tools, and from there, you must expand, gather resources, and build not just for survival, but for prosperity. This server offers a blend of classic Skyblock gameplay with modern enhancements like custom plugins, a dynamic player-driven economy where you can set up shops, and unique challenges that bring both danger and opportunity.

sky.aardvarkmc.org

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GroveSMP

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GroveSMP

Our server aims to have a very great community and staff team! We want the server to be something that everyone can enjoy when they want to play minecraft! Our server has many things for players to enjoy such as ranks, lands, custom fishing, jobs and more! The server currently supports bedrock and 1.21 and up Java!

Players make money by having jobs, by voting, or even renting out farms/shops to other players with there Lands!

JAVA IP: GroveSMP.net:25565

BEDROCK IP: GroveSMP.net:19132

GroveSMP.net

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Reunion with Aunt Sally: Just Add Butter {1.21.X} {Vanilla} {No-Reset}

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Minecraft Server Overview

IP reunionsmp.com

Discord https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:
Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one-time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Moderator – Brackern, MadDoesThings
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Thin Robots Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling constantly hungry in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can eat as much as you want without gaining a single pound! Our virtual food is so satisfying, you’ll never feel hungry again – unless you’re battling a horde of zombies and need some extra energy, of course.

Our server is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you full for hours, along with delicious meats and rice dishes that will leave you feeling satisfied. Plus, our virtual exercise program will have you running, jumping, and mining your way to a slim and trim virtual body in no time.

So say goodbye to real-life hunger pangs and join our server today! Who needs a banana or an apple when you can have a feast fit for a Minecraft king?

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Good Night anon Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn… again).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their house into a giant pumpkin. And you know what? We all loved it! So if you want to unleash your inner chaos and creativity, this is the place for you.

Plus, we have weekly llama races, a secret underground disco party, and a community garden where we grow enchanted carrots. Oh, and did I mention the giant flying pig that roams the skies? Yeah, we’ve got it all.

So come on, join us and make some hilarious memories that you’ll never forget. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next legend of our server. Just remember, no killing each other (unless it’s in a hilarious prank war). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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ChunkCraftMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story. From weight comments to hotel bookings, our server is full of surprises at every corner.

Not sure if you should apologize or stand your ground? Our server will have you questioning your every move, just like the OP in this post. With friends like Steve’s, who needs enemies? But hey, at least they’re not blowing up your builds…yet.

So come on down to our server for a gaming experience that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as this relationship. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

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BlockyFetishLand

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your wild side? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your kinky needs! Whether you’re into redstone bondage or creeper roleplay, we’ve got you covered. Join us for a wild ride that will leave you screaming “block me harder, Steve!” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let your inner freak flag fly on our Minecraft server!

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