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Age Gap Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Emeralds Found:	1067
Dragon Eggs Found:	6575	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Void Gems Collected:	15	Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, hidden treasure hunts that lead to enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!

Vax Attack Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	148
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you blood clots or heart attacks? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’ll have you questioning if it’s the vax or Covid causing those side effects. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs a rollercoaster when you can experience the thrill of our server? Join now for a truly heart-pounding adventure!

”/dig/ – Diamond Diggers and Creeper Crushers Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Welcome to the most forehead-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so big-brained, we’ve got Vtubers giving and receiving advice on Vtubing while building epic structures with their massive foreheads.

Looking to stream on Twitch or YouTube? Well, if you don’t have a forehead the size of a mountain, we recommend Twitch. But if your forehead is rivaling Mount Everest, then YouTube is the way to go.

Wondering if there’s an audience for your content? Of course there is! We’ve got viewers from all dimensions tuning in to watch Vtubers do everything from speedrunning to building pixel art with their forehead powers.

Need a video editor? Look no further than DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, or CapCut for those on a budget. But if you’ve got a forehead that can rival the Great Wall of China, then Vegas Pro or Premiere is the way to go.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, we’ve got open auditions for Hololive and Niji! Just imagine the possibilities of joining these prestigious Vtuber companies with your forehead leading the way.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your forehead’s true potential. Who knows, you might just build a monument so grand that even the Ender Dragon will bow down in awe.

AllianceSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Votes:	2946

Welcome to an SMP with many custom items for players to collect!

Time to start your adventure in the AllianceSMP! Diving into the server where collecting cool cosmetics and creating Alliances with other players is common! With constant new cosmetics being worked on and added, there is no shortage of collecting!

Every 12 hours you can claim an “Alliance Buck” with “/daily” to save up for crate keys. There is NO way to get these keys with payment, this is to avoid any pay to win!

Currently there is the MCDungeons Weapons Crate with 70+ custom textured weapons to collect! Join now to to collect a free MCDungeons Weapons Key from “Lily” the librarian at spawn!

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Crafty Bloons Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking creepers, and a secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the most skilled players have been known to rage quit. But hey, at least you’ll get a participation trophy made out of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

694455827 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will have you laughing till your sides hurt.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate llama whisperer, taming these majestic creatures and leading them into epic llama battles. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, a rare fruit that grants you incredible powers and makes you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life!

FakeMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, PvP Survival Lifesteal Cracked Competitive Action-packed Rivals Challenge Server Ultimate Strongest Dive Experience Encounters Heart Battle Fun Simple Join Prove

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7150	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to FakeMC – the ultimate cracked Lifesteal server! Dive into a competitive survival experience where every heart counts. Battle your way through challenging PvP encounters, steal hearts from your rivals, and prove yourself as the strongest on the server. Simple, fun, and packed with action – join us now and take on the challenge!

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GF Quest Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Zombie Dances:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Crops Grown:	1453	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of being a 33-year-old no-lifer incel? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the sad reality of your life by building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who probably also struggle with basic social skills.

But wait, there’s more! If a sad sack like me can figure out how to survive in this virtual world, then you definitely can too. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players. So, if you’re looking for a challenge (and a good laugh), come join us and see if you can outsmart the ghostly creeper and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. Trust me, if I can do it, anyone can!

Impending Doom Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is the drama in the chat! Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, from laughter to tears to pure rage at that one guy who keeps stealing your diamonds.

Our server is like a soap opera, with alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “Redstone contraption.” Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who burns down everyone’s houses for fun? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences.

And if you think surviving in Minecraft is tough, just wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs, skeleton pigs riding on top of spiders, and a boss mob that’s just a giant, angry potato. Don’t ask how it got there, just run for your life.

So come join us if you dare, and remember: on this Minecraft SMP, the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the players. Good luck, you’ll need it!

SubCoin-PRIVATE MINECRAFT SERVER Minecraft server

acquaintances, administration, Business, Cities, concerts, Courts, diamond tycoon, Discord, Economies, Events, java, Minecraft, Players, Private, semi-rp, Server, SubCoin, Tycoon, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

SubCoin is a vanilla JAVA semi-rp server.

The server has a system of cities, courts and economies just like in real life! You can found your own city, start your own business and become a diamond tycoon, hold events, concerts, find new acquaintances, in general, anything!

We have a responsive administration and friendly players.

Interesting, unique events are constantly held on the server. We won’t let you get bored!

If you want to join us, fill out an application in our Discord

185.9.145.212:25901