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DePINcraft SMP – Master of Minecraft SMP

$6k budget, alternative assets, cryptocurrency investments, DeFi platforms, DePIN projects, DePINcraft, Financial goals, financial independence, high ROI projects, investment opportunities, long term investments, Master, Minecraft, money management, passive income, passive income streams, portfolio diversification, real estate investments, smp, SOL stacking, stock market investing, wealth building

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Villages Defended:	16
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of stacking boring old SOL in your Minecraft world? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a player who literally has $6k to spend each month. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, this player is just throwing money around like it’s nobody’s business. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? No problem, our rich player has got you covered. Need a mansion built for you? Just ask and it shall be done. Join us for the wildest, most extravagant Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got cold hard cash, am I right?

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

arab, black clothing, doc martens, dress code, emo/punkhead, Europe, family conflict, life choices, Minecraft, Muslim, Outfit, parents, personal style, presentable, professional photographer, refusing to spend money, Respect, Server, Shoes, sister’s wedding, tattoos, wedding attire, WeddingCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1370	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your unique style choices? Join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself however you want without anyone telling you what to wear or how to look!

We welcome all emo/punkheads, goths, and rebels who want to build and explore in a judgment-free zone. No need to worry about impressing anyone with fancy outfits or shoes – wear your black doc martens proudly!

Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of being true to yourself. Say goodbye to nagging family members and hello to a community that celebrates individuality.

Join us today and let your creativity run wild in a world where you can be yourself without any judgment. Who needs a professional photographer when you have the freedom to express yourself however you want? Let’s build and explore together in a world where being unique is celebrated!

SisCraft: Blocky Family Drama

blended family challenges, blocky, communication breakdown, Drama, family, family conflict resolution, family counseling, family dynamics, family intervention, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, marriage advice, parenting conflicts, parenting struggles, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisCraft, stepfamily issues, teenage drama

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2690
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds are taken to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build together with someone you absolutely despise, just like in real life! Who needs enemies when you have step-siblings to fight with?

Witness epic battles, glares that could kill, and passive-aggressive comments that will leave you in stitches. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good old family rivalry.

And if you think things couldn’t get any crazier, just wait until you hear about the funeral incident. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama that unfolds on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family reunion, join us now! Who needs peace and harmony when you can have non-stop entertainment instead?

NoJobForAnySalary – Minecraft SMP

career choices, job commitments, Job demands, job ethics, job expectations, job fulfillment, job preferences, job refusal, job rejection, job requirements, job responsibilities, job sacrifices, job satisfaction, job standards, job stress, job values, Minecraft, NoJobForAnySalary, smp, undesirable job, unpleasant job, work-life balance

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll never accept is being a professional chicken wrangler. Why, you ask? Because our chickens are secretly plotting a rebellion against the players and have formed their own chicken mafia. Trust us, you do not want to get on their bad side! So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the chickens rule the roost and chaos reigns supreme.

HateCraftDating

Authenticity, Communication, dating norms, dislike, double standards, emotional intelligence, equality, Expectations, Gender Roles, HateCraftDating, Honesty, love, MODERN, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, romance, societal norms, Traditional, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Votes:	7088	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up with a creeper? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be swiping is your sword at zombies and skeletons! Say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to epic adventures in a pixelated world.

Our server is the perfect place to find your player 2. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can impress someone with your redstone skills or show off your epic castle building abilities? Plus, nothing says romance like fighting off hordes of mobs together under the moonlit sky.

So ditch the dating apps and come join us for a love story that’s truly block-tastic. Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough (literally, diamonds are a valuable resource in Minecraft).

HamasGoneBoomCraft

air strike, Assassination, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, HamasGoneBoomCraft, international relations, Israel, July 13, MIDDLE EAST, military chief, military operation, palestine, political tension, RETALIATION, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like, the bomb diggity. like, we got this crazy story where the players are all secretly part of a secret society trying to take down the evil Ender Dragon who is actually a spy for the creepers. yeah, you heard me right. creepers are working with the Ender Dragon to take over the server. but don’t worry, we got your back. join us and help defeat the evil forces of Minecraft! plus, we have like, the best parties in the Nether realm. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do you? come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

CovidCraft: Mindless Miners

Attention, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive deficits, cognitive impairment, cognitive impairment study, cognitive tests, Covid-19, COVID-19 research, COVID-19 survivors, CovidCraft, IQ points, long-term consequences, long-term effects, long-term health impacts, Memory, mental health, MINDLESS, miners, neurological symptoms, pandemic aftermath, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric effects

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Well, have no fear, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you could ever imagine!

We promise that our server will make you smarter than ever before. Studies have shown that players who join our server experience a 10 point increase in IQ! That’s right, you’ll be a Minecraft genius in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you become a genius, but you’ll also unlock hidden superpowers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. You’ll be able to build the most epic structures, defeat the toughest mobs, and conquer the most challenging quests.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now!

Enderine Junior High School [Survival] [1.20 Update]

1.20 Update, 24hr, Active, building, close-knit, Community, Discord, Enderine, Enderine Junior High School, Factions, Friends, Fun, gameplay, java, Lore, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Small, smp, Staff, Survival, Teams, Vanilla, War

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magic Items Found:	6415	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Love Letters Sent:	6

UPDATED TO 1.20

Enderine SMP is a small and close knit community with an active staff team welcoming you to join us and meet people that could end up being your closest friends for life.

We try and keep gameplay as close to as Vanilla as possible. We encourage players to create/join teams and venture to become the best of the best!

Join us on our vanilla java Minecraft server where we do anything as long as its fun, whether that be lore, PvP or simply just building!

Join Here – https://discord.gg/mNHFGvn5GZ

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❤️ FREE donation /FREE ❤️ BloodHype ⭐️ Minecraft server

146.103.38.25, 19190, Assembly, BloodHype, Cheating, Donate, donation, free, GIF, high quality, Ip:, Minecraft, opportunities, Plugins, PORT, privileges, Server, Teams

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3

We do not have any cheating on teams!

Free donation /FREE

High-quality assembly, many plugins and opportunities for privileges

IP: 146.103.38.25

Port: 19190

146.103.38.25:19190

MineCrush Minecraft Server

attraction, Boring, Communication, Confidence, DATING, emotional intelligence, interested, interests, Like.., Loneliness, Minecraft, MineCrush, Normie, personal growth, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, Social Skills, Unironically, upbeat

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a Minecraft block without any friends to connect with? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being boring or uninteresting again. We have a community of players who will love you for who you are, no bajillion interests required! Plus, rumor has it that once you join, you’ll instantly become the life of the party and have people lining up to be your friend. So why wait? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life!