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PreemptCraft: IntelHeistGO

Attack, CounterTerrorism, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah threat, idf, IntelHeistGO, intelligence, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Mossad, national security, preempt, PreemptCraft, preemptive strike, SECURITY, source, Surveillance, Terrorism, threat

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz we got all the intel to prevent any attacks from those pesky creepers. our security sources are top notch, man. we got spies everywhere, watching out for any sneaky moves from the evil mobs. join now and be part of the most epic battle against the forces of darkness in the minecraft universe. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

Antsized Adventures

Adventure, Adventures, ants, Antsized, biology, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, imagination, insects, microscopic world, miniature, perspective, perspective change, perspective shift, Reality, scale, Science, SHRINK, SIZE, tiny creatures, Wonder

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

come join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure! we have shrunk ourselves down to the size of ants and are exploring the microscopic world of minecraft! watch out for giant spiders and killer bacteria as you navigate through the tiny terrain.

build your own ant-sized kingdom and rule over the microscopic creatures with an iron fist! team up with other players to take down the evil ant queen and claim the throne for yourself.

but be warned, the laws of physics are totally messed up in this tiny world. gravity is all wonky and you never know when you might accidentally shrink yourself even smaller.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in the microscopic world?

TrashDisposalCraft

cellular waste disposal, exercise benefits., fitness regimen, long-term fitness, metabolic health, muscle building, muscle endurance, muscle growth, muscle health, muscle maintenance, muscle mass preservation, muscle recovery, muscle toning, physical strength, strength training, strength training benefits, strength training exercises, strength training tips, TrashDisposalCraft, weightlifting techniques, workout routine

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1905	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

u wanna get SWOLE in minecraft? well dis server is da place 4 u! we got strength training dat activates ur cellular waste disposal mechanisms so u can keep ur muscle mass 4eva! imagine ur minecraft character walkin around lookin like the hulk, smashin blocks like it’s nuthin! join dis server and become a minecraft bodybuilder, show off ur gains to all da other players. u won’t find dis kind of workout program on any other server, so join now and get ready to flex on ’em all!

Wacky Vex Smp: Where vanilla is the flavor and whitelists are just fancy grocery lists!

1.16.5, Active, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Fancy, flavor, Friendly, Fun, grocery, java, lists, Minigames, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, vex, Wacky, Whitelists

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	6524
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Crops Grown:	9866
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Server Overview

Server Name	VexMc
Description	We are a small but dedicated server looking for skilled builders and redstoners. Join us on Discord to apply for whitelist.
Plugins	Server maintenance plugins, lag prevention plugins, CoreProtect for grief protection.
Discord	https://discord.gg/3YxbaSzQST

FAQ

How do I join the server?

You need to apply for whitelist on our Discord channel. Once approved, you will receive the server IP to join.

Can I grief other players’ builds?

No, we have CoreProtect plugin in place to rollback any grief and identify offenders.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, please refer to our Discord channel or in-game rules for the list of rules to follow.

Is there a limit on building size or resources?

There are no specific limits, but make sure to follow server guidelines and be respectful of other players’ space.

MommyLovesMe Minecraft Server

Boundaries, confusion, counseling, discomfort, emotional dependency, family dynamics, Family Therapy, Freudian theory, Inappropriate Behavior, Intimacy, maternal affection, maternal instincts, Minecraft, MommyLovesMe, mother-son relationship, oedipus complex, personal space, psychological issues, Server, subconscious feelings, taboo, Therapy, unresolved emotions

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2769	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your overly attached mom? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without any weird shoulder kisses or emotional dependency. Join now and start your adventure in a world where moms are just NPCs and not creepy love interests. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who spent too much time with their mom in-game. Spooky! So come join us and leave your mom behind for some good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Minecraft SMP: BullshitCraft – LePerfektOrganism

Admiration, Alien, bullshit, BullshitCraft, conscience, delusions, Earth, humans, Le Perfect organism, LePerfektOrganism, long tail tag, Minecraft, morality, organism, predator, predator on earth, purity, remorse, research, smp, Special, survivor, unclouded

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner predators and unleash our alien-like survival skills! Join us if you’re ready to throw morality out the window and conquer the virtual world with no remorse!

👽 Our server is like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, where players are transformed into ruthless predators with no conscience. Forget about building cute houses and planting flowers, we’re here to dominate and survive at all costs!

🚀 So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as unclouded by conscience as the Alien itself? We’re not here to make friends, we’re here to crush our enemies and rule the Minecraft universe with an iron fist!

🌌 So if you’re looking for a wild and insane Minecraft experience where morality is just a distant memory, join us and embrace your inner predator. Just remember, in this world, only the strong survive… and maybe a few lucky aliens too! 😉

Mommy Kidnap Minecraft Server

Assistance, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, Conflict, controversy, Crisis, Decision making, family, health, intervention, judgment, kidnap, KIDNAPPING, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, mom, Mommy, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	11736	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this family drama.

On our server, you’ll find more chaos than a house full of unruly dogs (sorry, mom). Build your own virtual world while dodging family feuds and unexpected hospital visits. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold firsthand?

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual kidnapping accusations, family fights, and last-minute moves. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. So, are you ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us today and brace yourself for the unexpected!

MomAuntSleepoverNoBye

anger, Boundaries, college dorm, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, DISRESPECTFUL, dorm life, ENTITLEMENT, family, financial responsibility, Frustration, generational differences, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, lack of respect, MomAuntSleepoverNoBye, overnight guests, personal space, sleeping arrangements, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos firsthand.

Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?

Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.

NoobAdmiringPro Minecraft SMP

amazing performances, awe-inspiring moments, awe-inspiring talents, breathtaking experiences, breathtaking performances, dazzling shows, exceptional artistry, extraordinary displays, extraordinary talents, impressive sights, impressive skills., incredible feats, jaw-dropping spectacles, mind blowing skills, Minecraft, NoobAdmiringPro, outstanding craftsmanship, phenomenal abilities, remarkable displays, remarkable talent, smp, stunning visuals, superb craftsmanship

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	4106	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing impressive is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is a whole new level of crazy!

Join us if you want to witness players riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie villagers, or see a player build a working roller coaster made entirely out of cake.

We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls, and every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party with creepers busting out their best moves.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity that is our SMP!

BlockBustersCraft

addiction counseling, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction treatment, behavior change, BlockBustersCraft, breaking habits, coping strategies, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, overcoming addiction, personal growth, porn addiction, quitting porn, recovery journey, seeking help, self improvement, self-control, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	209	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Animals Bred:	49
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of spending all your time watching adult content and feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of shame and regret? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction as you dive headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through our server, mining for diamonds and building epic structures, when suddenly you realize that you haven’t thought about porn in hours. That’s the magic of our server – it’s so addictively entertaining that you won’t even have time to think about your old habits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of magical unicorns who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to turn all your enemies into chickens? Consider it done. Want to banish your porn addiction to the shadow realm? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all. Trust us, your future self will thank you.