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ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

#Textiles, art, Chinese, Craft, Craftsmanship, creativity, culture, design, embroidery, fashion, Handmade, hobby, love, Minecraft, needlecraft, needlework, Passion, Server, Sewing, Thread, ThreadCraft, Traditional, Women

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	123	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Welcome to our server, where Chinese women love thread…literally! Our server is filled with amazing builds made entirely out of thread, because who needs blocks when you have thread, right? Join us and witness the beauty of a thread-based world like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja sheep who have mastered the art of thread weaving. Rumor has it that they can create entire cities out of thread in a matter of minutes. Will you be able to find their hidden lair and learn their ancient thread techniques?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. It is said to be a giant ball of golden thread that grants the one who finds it unlimited creative power. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical treasure and become the thread master of our server?

So come join us on our server, where Chinese women love thread and the possibilities are endless. Who knew that thread could be so epic in the world of Minecraft?

StepsonOutingsMC

blending families, Bonding, Communication, concerts, family, films, Friends, Jealousy, love, Music, outings, parenting, reconciliation, rejection, relationships, Son, stepson, StepsonOutingsMC, TICKETS, Understanding, video games

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Items Found:	7863
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	842
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of family drama and misunderstandings? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family bonding experience! Just like how this dad and son resolved their issues, you can also mend relationships with your loved ones through the power of gaming.

Imagine a world where you and your family can team up, build epic structures, and conquer challenges together. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to bring you closer?

Join now and witness heartwarming moments like when Mark and Luke realized they actually wanted to be best buds but were too shy to admit it. We promise you’ll have a blast and create memories that will last a lifetime. Plus, we have virtual popcorn for movie nights and front row seats to in-game concerts!

Don’t miss out on the chance to strengthen your family bonds in the most fun and entertaining way possible. Join our server today and let the healing begin!

EgoBoost Minecraft Server

EgoBoost, Minecraft, positive self-talk, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-awareness journey, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-validation, Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Farms Harvested:	819
Animals Bred:	113	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave guarded by unicorns. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves, and the skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, scream, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

MadoffReturns91%

Bernie Madoff, compensation, consequences, Deception, Empathy, financial crime, forgiveness, fraud, Investment, Justice, MadoffReturns91, MONEY, ponzi scheme, Recovery, Redemption, regret, restitution, Sympathy, Trust, Victims, white collar crime

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	113

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can make back more than 91% of the diamonds you lose in a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a magical system that rewards players for their unfortunate mishaps!

Imagine this: you’re out mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a sneaky creeper blows up right in your face. Normally, you’d be devastated at the loss of your precious loot. But on our server, every time you suffer a tragic loss like this, you have a chance to win back even more diamonds than you lost! It’s like a twisted game of luck and skill, where the more you fail, the more you win.

So come join us on this wild ride of ups and downs, explosions and riches, and see if you have what it takes to come out on top as the ultimate survivor! Who needs Bernie Madoff’s victims when you can be a diamond-earning champion in our crazy Minecraft world?

PrideCraft Minecraft Server

activism, Costa Rica, culture minister, discrimination, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Latin America, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, mexico, Minecraft, political controversy, pride march, PrideCraft, protest, Rally, sacked, Server, social justice, solidarity, Support, weekend

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	3952	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	2172	Rainbows Spotted:	2

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, its like a rainbow explosion of fun and friendship! we got more peeps than a pride parade in Mexico, and we even got a culture minister who got sacked for supporting our own Pride March! like, who needs a job when u can join us and build fabulous rainbow castles together? come join the party, we’re more lit than a disco ball on fire! #PrideCraft2021 🏳️‍🌈🌈🎉

OrbanCraft: Building a Far-Right Empire

Alliance, Bloc, building, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Empire, Europe, european parliament, european politics, european union, Eurosceptic, far right, FarRight, Fidesz, Government, Hungary, leadership, nationalism, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, populist, right wing, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Animals Bred:	58	Ores Mined:	5113
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Towns Built:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a far-right bloc in the european parliament but in a totally hilarious way. we have orban leading the charge with his diamond sword and shield, ready to take on any creepers or skeletons that come our way. join us for some crazy political shenanigans and epic battles in the name of our glorious leader. who needs democracy when you have minecraft? come join us and be part of the most ridiculous faction in the game. it’s gonna be a blast, trust us.

MemoryCraft: Serotonin2C

Alzheimer’s disease, Brain, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, healthy memory, memory disorders, Memory Loss, memory regulation, MemoryCraft, mental health, Mice, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological conditions, neuroscience, people, research, Serotonin 2C receptor, serotonin receptors, serotonin signaling, Serotonin2C

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Ores Mined:	8683
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical potions that make your memory 1000000x better than a super computer!! 🧠🚀 Forget Alzheimer’s, we got you covered with our serotonin 2C receptor boosting gameplay! 🤯🔥 Join now and remember every block you place FOREVER! 🤪🌈 #MemoryMaster #NoAlzheimersHere

Haven SMP

Adventure, Bedwars, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Feel free to visit our Discord server for more details: https://discord.com/channels/1246407822694940792/1246478545354620929/1253717591189622826

66.206.27.114:50003

SMPReflex

Adventure, bedrock, compatibility, java, LifeSteal, Mechanics, Minecraft, PvP, Reflex, Server, smp, SMPReflex

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Welcome to SMPReflex

Lifesteal Mechanics: Engage in thrilling PvP battles where you can steal hearts from your opponents! Every win makes you stronger.

Join SMPReflex Today and Start Your Adventure!

play.smpreflex.com

Karlsson’s Totally Vanilla Minecraft Madness Season 3 – Adults Only, Look Ma No Mods!

Adults, application, browser, Builder, Community, creativity, Details, Enhance, Europe, Explore, fair, Friends, INFORMATION, Karlssons, madness, Minecraft, Mods, Papermc, rules, Safe, Season, Share, smp, Streamer, Survival, Totally, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	2601	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Server Name	karlssonSMP
Season	Season 3 (Started June 20th, Version 1.21)
Platform	Java Edition on PaperMC
Location	Europe
Current Version	1.21

Overview:

Welcome to karlssonSMP! Season 3 has just launched on June 20th with Version 1.21. karlssonSMP is a vibrant community where players can experience a semi-vanilla Minecraft gameplay with added perks and features to enhance the overall experience. Join us on our server and explore the world within a 10k boundary, participate in community-driven features, and enjoy in-game cosmetics to express your unique style.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server as a casual player?

Yes, karlssonSMP welcomes players of all types, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. The server aims to make everyone feel like they’re playing with friends.

2. How do I apply to join the server?

To apply, visit our Discord server and fill out an application. The community is eager to welcome new players.

3. What are some of the enhanced gameplay features on karlssonSMP?

– Semi-Vanilla Experience – Custom Armor Statues – Multiplayer Sleep – Hermitcraft-Inspired Elements – 10k World Border – Squaremap – Map Resets every 6 months

4. Are there upcoming features planned for karlssonSMP?

Some features are currently unavailable due to updates to 1.21, including Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads, Anti-Grief Measures, and Player Head Drops.

5. Is there a zero-tolerance policy on the server?

Yes, karlssonSMP enforces a zero-tolerance policy against stealing, cheating, and griefing to maintain a safe and fair gaming environment for all players.

6. Can content creators join karlssonSMP?

Yes, Minecraft streamers and content creators are encouraged to join karlssonSMP and share their adventures with the community. Showcase your creativity on our server!

7. How can I join karlssonSMP?

Joining is simple. Visit our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. The community is excited to welcome new players.

For more information and updates, visit our Discord server. We look forward to seeing you on karlssonSMP!