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Late for WorkCraft: The Minecraft Server where being fashionably late is the only way to play!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	633
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

🤣🎮 Ready to cause chaos and destruction in the most hilarious ways possible? Join our Minecraft server where you can arrive late for work, sabotage your coworkers, and even start an alien invasion just for fun! Who needs boring old tasks when you can blow up casseroles and push shiny rocks into laser beams? Plus, you’ll have the chance to take out every scientist and security guard in sight! Come join the madness and let your inner troll run wild! 😉🚀🔥 #MinecraftMayhem.

Raw Charms: Where everything’s vanilla except the drama. Join now for a taste of chaos! 30 Slots, 1.20.4

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4142	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Emeralds Found:	5293
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Server IP	mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566
Overview	TTAC is a basic vanilla server started about 2 years ago. We have an active community, filled with nice players and amazing builders. We encourage co-op on the server and players are rewarded for bringing a friend(s) on. We have a voting system which helps the server grow across several websites. TTAC is becoming bigger and better everyday! Are you the next leader? The Journey begins here.
Server Features	Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord
Notes	Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks, Worlds: Backed up daily
Server Rules (Permanent Ban)	No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb.
Server Rules (Allowed)	PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding

FAQs

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or violate the server rules are not allowed. Please check with the staff before using any mods.

2. How can I become a staff member on the server?

Staff members are chosen based on their activity, behavior, and helpfulness on the server. If you’re interested, you can contact the existing staff for more information.

3. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, griefing is allowed on the server as long as it doesn’t violate any of the server rules. Be mindful of other players’ creations and don’t go overboard with griefing.

4. How often are world backups done?

World backups are done daily to ensure that any issues or griefing can be easily addressed without losing too much progress.

5. Can I bring my friends to the server?

Yes, you are encouraged to bring your friends to the server. Players are rewarded for bringing friends on, and co-op play is encouraged.

ClashPVP VS Hypixel

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Animals Bred:	145	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Criteria	Hypixel	ClashPVP
Game Variety	Multiple mini-games and custom games available	Limited games focused on competitive PVP
Player Base	Large player base with millions of players	Smaller player base with a more tight-knit community
Features	Several unique features and game modes	Focused on competitive PVP with specific game modes
Accessibility	Available to all Minecraft players	Available for both JAVA and Bedrock Edition

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Hypixel Answer	ClashPVP Answer
Is the server suitable for casual players?	Yes, Hypixel offers a wide range of mini-games for casual players to enjoy	ClashPVP is more focused on competitive PVP, but casual players can still enjoy the games available
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel has a much larger player base compared to ClashPVP	ClashPVP has a smaller but more tight-knit community
Are there any unique features on each server?	Hypixel offers several unique mini-games and custom game modes	ClashPVP is focused on competitive PVP with specific game modes
Can I play on both JAVA and Bedrock/POCKET Edition on ClashPVP?	No, Hypixel is only available to JAVA Edition players	Yes, ClashPVP is available for both JAVA and Bedrock/POCKET Edition

CentristsCraft: Where we all agree to disagree (and build epic structures together!)

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to the most politically neutral Minecraft server in existence – Centrists! Here, we don’t take sides, we build bridges (literally, because our players are amazing at building epic bridges in the game).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly torn between two equally compelling but opposite factions – the Sheep Party and the Cow Coalition. Will you choose to protect the sheep from the evil clutches of the cows, or will you join forces with the cows to overthrow the oppressive sheep regime? The choice is yours (and it’s really not that serious, it’s just Minecraft).

Our server is also home to the legendary Block Wars, where players fight to the death using only blocks as weapons. We’ve had epic battles involving giant dirt fortresses, diamond pickaxe duels, and even explosive melon cannons. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought in a Block War.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, a magical unicorn appears in our server, granting one lucky player the power of flight for 24 hours. Rumor has it that the unicorn is actually a disguised admin, but we prefer to keep the mystery alive (and the flying fun going).

So what are you waiting for? Join Centrists today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in the world of Centrists, the only extreme we tolerate is extremely fun gameplay.

easysurvive.net [1.20.4]

247server, afk protection, bedrock, Community, cross-platform, crossplay, Economy, friendly-atmosphere, Geyser, Geysermc, Grief, Grief Prevention, Griefing, Marriage, MCMMO, Minigames, Mob Arena, Mobarena, no gambling, no loot crates, no swearing, noswearing, Paper, play anywhere, Raiding, smp, Survival, tnt grief healing, Towny, Vampires, VAULT

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6

easysurvive.net is a Cross-platform, Survival, Towny and Minigames server where our first priority is making sure our players have the best time possible!

CROSS PLATFORM MADE FOR EVERY PLAYER.(Bedrock) port 25565

NO CHAT SPAM FOR PAID PRODUCTS. (We like it that way)NO GAMBLING.NO LOOT CRATE/BOXES EVER.NO SWEARING.

———-KEY FEATURES———*Survival (1.20.4) ViaVersion enabled for newer clients*MCMMO*Economy Player And Server Driven*Minigames Such as Mob Arena*Towny, Own And live In a Town*Vampires*Marriage*Play Anywhere *12hr afk for default users*No Swearing or Profanity for a friendly atmosphere*2 Homes can be set as a default Survivalist

Raid the wilds and its inhabitants to become feared and respected.Or Move into a town and be a member of a actual virtual community.

The choice is yours how you’ll enjoy our server so discover your own path on easysurvive.net!

normal grief is never undone along with buildings to ensure story continuity! (tnt grief heals)

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Zurve SMP: Where you can parkour in vehicles, dig up fossils, and get paid for it! Join now for free ranks!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to Zurve Minecraft server!

Jobs \| Ranks \| Very new server it’s a work in progress!

Server Information
IP Address: Zurve.mcserv.fun
Latest Minecraft Version: 1.20.4

Join us in Discord: Discord

We strive to create a laid back friendly atmosphere where players can have a lot of fun and enjoy the game at their own pace.

Features:

Free Ranks
Kits
Crates
Jobs
Land Claiming
MCMMO
Slimefun
Parkours
Vehicles
Fossils and Artifacts
Multiple Worlds

FAQs:

1. How can I earn money in the server?

You can earn money by joining various jobs available in the game. You can also win money through crates and completing parkours.

2. How can I claim land in the server?

You can use a Golden Shovel to claim land. You receive 500 claim blocks hourly and can earn more claim blocks in the future through different ways.

3. What is the benefit of ranking up in the server?

Ranking up unlocks more features and abilities for the player, such as setting more set homes and unlocking different vehicles and shops.

4. What is Slimefun and how does it work?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds various items and features to the game. Players can explore these new additions and have fun with them in the server.

5. Are there different worlds in the server?

Yes, there are different worlds available in the server including a Peaceful World with no monsters, a Monster World with all mobs, and a Flatland World with all monsters.

6. How can I access creative mode in the server?

You can access creative mode by reaching the highest tier crate rank that allows you to have creative mode for free.

7. Can I participate in parkours in the server?

Yes, there are parkours available in the server where you can win keys for crates as well as money.

8. How can I join different jobs in the server?

You can join all jobs available in the server to earn money by participating in various activities in the game.

9. Are there any special items to collect in the server?

Players can find Fossils and Artifacts while mining ores in the server, adding a unique and interesting aspect to gameplay.

FunnyCraft – LOLs and Llamas in Minecraft! Join Us Now for Epic Adventures! #1 Fun Server!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Join our FFXIV Edition server for the ultimate gaming experience that will have you coming back for more.

Early access? Check. Release date? Check. In-game events that will blow your mind? Double check! We’ve got everything you need to have a fantastic time in the world of Minecraft.

And don’t even get me started on the crazy meetups we have planned. From Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXX to Spooky Club Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers, you’ll never be bored with the events we have in store.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft server today and get ready for the gaming experience of a lifetime. Just remember, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Da Cabrere: Vanilla like vanilla ice cream, but with more creepers and less sprinkles.

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Farms Harvested:	688	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Da Cabre Minecraft Server Overview

Features
A diamond-based economy system for our shopping district near spawn!
A semi-vanilla experience! including datapacks such as; anti-enderman and creeper griefing, powder to block cauldrons, and small tweaks to the biomes.
A kind and mature community enforced by our 15+ rule.
Simple Voice Chat mod allowing you to talk with other players in-game, similar to HermitCraft.
An extensive rules page, going into detail about the rules to prevent mishaps and rule breakers.
Anti-Griefing plugins and performance plugins to ensure a smooth and uninterrupted experience.
Discord-Minecraft link allowing players to communicate through minecraft and discord.
A fresh,new server with many unexplored areas.
A diamond-based achievement system which unlocks items and events.

To join, you will have to be in our discord server and make a request! Add me on discord – Jaylowa and i’ll send you the link.

This server is Java Edition only, and cracked players are NOT welcome.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server only for players in Australia?	No, players from other countries are also allowed to join.
Do you have /tp or /spawn commands?	No, there is no /tp or /spawn commands on this server.
Are cracked players allowed on the server?	No, cracked players are not welcome on this server.
How can I join the server?	You will need to be in the discord server and make a request to join.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, you can make suggestions in the discord server.

OverdoseCraft – The only Minecraft server where the only thing you overdose on is fun and creativity! Join now for a high like no other!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where our players are so addicted to the game, they’re willing to risk their lives for a chance to keep playing! Want to experience the rush of trying to mine diamonds while on the verge of passing out from an overdose? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and fighting off zombies? With our server, the possibilities are endless (and slightly dangerous).

So come on over and join us for a game that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or bed, if you take one of those “special” pills we don’t recommend). You won’t regret it (but your doctor might)!

BootyCraft – The land of big booty looty! Join ‘Phantom’ for a wild ride through pixelated paradise!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Buildings Constructed:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Oh, you haven’t heard of our legendary Minecraft server? Well let me tell you, joining this server is like stepping into a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Our server is so epic, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks. And believe it or not, the rollercoaster actually worked! You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve ridden a diamond rollercoaster, trust me.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground cave filled with talking mushrooms. Yes, you heard me right, talking mushrooms! They’ll tell you jokes, give you tips on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and even challenge you to mushroom dance-offs.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while riding a rollercoaster, and have deep conversations with fungi? It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, and we guarantee you’ll never want to leave once you join. Join today and see for yourself!