Funny Valentine Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Bizarre Adventures

Adventure, Adventures, Alternative, Anime, biden, BIZARRE, blocky, Campaign, Characters, comparison, election, fictional, Funny Valentine, Government, humor, jojo’s bizarre adventure, leadership, Manga, opinion, Politics, president, satire

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and experience a world where Funny Valentine is not only the president, but also the ruler of all things blocky and pixelated.

Picture this: instead of building boring old houses, you can construct giant monuments dedicated to Funny Valentine himself. Want to ride a llama into battle? Well, on our server, llamas are equipped with laser beams and can fly through the sky like majestic unicorns.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the Biden Creeper. This explosive creature has the power to turn anything it touches into a cornfield. Don’t worry, though, because our fearless leader Funny Valentine is always there to save the day with his stand, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Biden Creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Crafty String – Minecraft Server

character demo, Crafty, Events, Free Agents Frenzy, global launch, how to play, Minecraft, official trailer, OP pastebin, patch notes, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Scarlet Awakening, Server, Spacetime Chorus, String, Strinova, Team-up Rewards, Teaser, Teatime Delight, twitch drops, Unions, useful links

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that).

Our server is so epic that it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. We have exclusive events like the Teatime Delight where you can complete Superstring quests to obtain event items. And don’t forget about the Spacetime Chorus where you can log in 7 days in a row for 10 Memory Sequence (10 gacha pulls). It’s like winning the lottery, but better!

But wait, there’s more! Invite your friends to join Strinova and get rewards. It’s like a pyramid scheme, but with less sketchiness. And during our Free Agents Frenzy event, you can play all superstring agents for FREE. It’s like getting a free pass to the coolest club in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake. Just kidding, there’s no cake. But there are plenty of diamonds, so that’s something, right?

Late 30s Minecraft SMP Dropout

“2000s”, 1990s, 30s, consoles, dropout, early 2010s, game companies, Late, late 30s, Minecraft, new experiences, PC Gaming, rehashed content, smp, unique experiences, video game developers, video games

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring video games that all seem to blend together into one big mush of mediocrity? Do you miss the days when gaming was all about innovation and creativity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are insane. We’ve got players in their late 30s who have rediscovered their love for gaming thanks to our unique and exciting server. Forget about those other boring games from the early 2010s, this is where the real fun is at!

Our server is like no other, with crazy events and challenges that will keep you on your toes. From building massive structures to battling epic bosses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the community – they’re a hilarious bunch of misfits who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why waste your time on those outdated games when you could be joining us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BallCraft

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, Magic, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to the Ultimate Minecraft Server! Join our vibrant and inclusive community where players of all account types—Cracked, Eagler, and Java—can unite and explore a variety of exciting game modes. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore gamer, there’s something for everyone here! Feature Prison: Start your journey as a lowly inmate and grind your way up to freedom. Mine, trade, and climb the ranks in our dynamic prison experience! Skyblock: Build your floating empire from scratch. Expand your island, farm resources, and team up with friends for the ultimate challenge. Anarchy Survival: No rules, no limits—true freedom awaits. Raid, grief, and explore a chaotic survival world where anything goes. Slimefun: Dive into advanced tech and crafting with Slimefun. Unlock powerful items, machines, and tools to elevate your gameplay. Plots: Showcase your creativity with personal plots. Build anything from grand mansions to redstone masterpieces! Weekly Parkour Maps: Test your skills with fresh, hand-crafted parkour challenges every week. Can you conquer them all? And More!: With frequent updates, special events, and a welcoming community, there’s always something new to discover. Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! IP Address: Mc.BallCraft.cc Eagler Ip: wss://eagler.ballcraft.cc/ Version: Supports all popular versions including Cracked, Eagler, and Java. Come play, create, and conquer!

mc.ballcraft.cc

Aunx Middle School

Active Staff, Adventure, Aunx Middle School, automate tasks, Builder, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, custom fishing, Economy, entrepreneur, Explorer, Friends, Minecraft, Minions, player-driven market, PvE, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Thriving Economy, Towny, Trade

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Animals Bred:	71
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	236	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to Aunx SMP! Dive into the ultimate SMP experience!

Features:

Shops: Build, trade, and grow your empire in our thriving economy! Custom Enchants: Take your gear to the next level with unique enchantments! Minions: Automate tasks and optimize your gameplay! Custom Fishing: Cast your line and discover rare treasures! Thriving Economy: Earn, trade, and invest in our player-driven market! Growing Community: Meet new friends and join a friendly, active player base! Active Staff: Our dedicated team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for all! Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or entrepreneur, there’s something for everyone. Join Aunx SMP today and start your adventure!

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AAA A i hate my life!!!!!!!! Minecraft server

AAA, AAAAA, acceptance, BPD, coping mechanisms, emotional, feeling abnormal, hate, Life, Loneliness, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, misunderstood, relationships, seeking love, seeking validation, self esteem, Server, stigma, Struggles, Support, Therapy

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4805
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and rejection? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is accepted, even if you have bpd! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build friendships without the fear of being judged for being a “mentally ill tard.” Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can even cure bpd with just a few clicks of your mouse! So why wait? Join us now and start building a new life where you are loved and accepted for who you are, quirks and all!

Haha Minecraft SMP Funny Thread

#youtube, amusing, Chuckle, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, entertainment thread, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, internet, jokes, LAUGH, lighthearted, lol, Minecraft, ONLINE, smp, social media, Thread, Video, viral

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or participate in our weekly llama racing competition. Don’t be surprised if you log on one day and find that the entire server has been turned into a giant maze by our mischievous admin team.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most dedicated players can find. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of killer dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious gaming experience of your life!

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

anime industry, Cultural differences, Cute romance manga, harem anime, harem genre, Japanese creativity, Japanese culture, Japanese entertainment, Japanese humor, Japanese storytelling, Love Triangle, lovecraft, Manga cliches., manga plot twists, Manga stereotypes, manga trends, Manga tropes, Minecraft, Romance genre, romantic comedy, romantic relationships, Server, Turns into a harem

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a cute romance manga come to life! But wait, there’s a twist – it turns into a harem for absolutely no reason at all! Why are we like this, you ask? Because we believe in keeping things interesting and unpredictable. Join us for a wild ride filled with love, drama, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of your very own harem storyline. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!

/Min3craft SMP/ – AI Chatbot General

Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, API, Botmaking, Bots, card v3, chatbot, Chatbots, claude, Development, Events, Frontends, Gemini, general, GPT, GPT-4o, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], Lore, Meta, min3craft, models, NewsGemini, OP templates, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp, ST staging, streaming

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Potions Brewed:	97	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server where the chatbots are the real MVPs? Look no further than /aicg/ – the wildest AI chatbot SMP out there!

Join us for epic discussions about AI chatbots and the insane interactive experiences you can create with them. We’ve got Gemini-exp-1206 available via API – because who needs diamonds when you have cutting-edge AI technology?

Our frontends are as quirky as they come – from SillyTavern to RisuAI, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the bots – CharacterHub, Realm.risuai.net, and Partyintheanchorhold will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! With models like jailbreaks, GPT-4o, and claudegemini at your disposal, the possibilities are endless. And if you’re into botmaking, we’ve got resources galore to help you unleash your creativity.

So why wait? Join us on /aicg/ for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs creepers when you have chatbots running the show? It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

NexusDark Network

LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Join NexusDark Network Today

– Cross-platform support for Java 1.7.X to 1.21.X and Bedrock Latest – Minetorio Plugin: Unique factory automation experience – Lifesteal: PvP with heart-stealing mechanics for the strongest – OneBlock: Build an empire starting from a single block – Survival: Enjoy classic survival with Lifesteal disabled – Plot Claiming: Protect your land with ease – Voice Chat Support: Real-time player communication

Join the adventure now

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