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HydoxMC

Adrenaline, battle, Challenges, Champions, Combat, Competition, Conquer, Conquest, Cross-Play, Economy, Fighting, Gaming, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Skills, strategy, strength, Victory, warrior

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Villages Defended:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you searching for an extraordinary server that combines the thrill of Duels and Lifesteal? Your search ends here.

In our Lifesteal mode, dive into a high-stakes gameplay experience where you can steal hearts from other players, growing stronger with each victory. As you claim hearts and conquer your rivals, you’ll solidify your position as a dominant force on the server. The excitement of Lifesteal awaits, promising endless opportunities for conquest and strategy.

But that’s not all. We are thrilled to announce that our Duels mode is currently in development. Soon, you will have the chance to engage in fierce, one-on-one PVP battles that will test your skills and strategy. Compete against other players to rise through the ranks and earn your place at the top. Whether you’re an experienced fighter or eager to hone your abilities, our Duels mode will provide a dynamic and challenging environment for all.

Join us now to immerse yourself in the action-packed world of Lifesteal, and keep an eye out for the upcoming release of Duels. With every fight, you’ll be one step closer to becoming the ultimate champion.

play.hydoxmc.net

🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donate 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, animations, Aternos, Auction, Casino, Cheats, Clans, classic, Creative, Donations, Duels, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donate, Free Donations, Free privileges, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, kind administration, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, No Lag, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, prefixes, Prison, Private, Protection, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Toys, Unique Features, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Secret Passages Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50

Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers a completely new experience and a great time. No matter what version you play on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting functions.

✔ No lag: Smooth and comfortable gaming experience.

✔ Unlocked Mechanisms, Shulkers, Spawn Eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

☀ Survival:

➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and travel around the world in comfort!

➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

➤ Sex (/sex): Bring new elements into your interactions.

➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a unique way.

➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from intrusion.

➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

➤ Drugs and Prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy drinks.

➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and fun features.

➤ Decor Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

➤ PvP (/pvp): Fight with other players.

➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

➤ King of the Mountain (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and get rewards.

➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donation.

➤ Privileges for game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your parkour skills.

➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with funny mini-games.

➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection from cheaters and violators.

➤ Creativity (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Unlimited possibilities for creativity.

➤ Pets (Donate option, /petmenu): Get and take care of pets.

➤ In-game console (Donate option, /console): Get full control over the game.

➤ Prefixes (Donate option, /prefix /cprefix): Customize your status.

Join Lighter-MC and become a part of the amazing gaming world! ?

new.lighter-mc.ru

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

Alluring, blocky, bold, Daring, Erotic, FANTASY, flirtatious, I’d fucke me, INTIMATE, Kinky, love, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, role-play, seductive, self-confidence, Sensual, Server, sexual desire, taboo, temptation, Would you fucke me

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	3518

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.

So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.

Ceres Fauna General – Minecraft SMP – Faunas Flotation Form

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	4377
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of evil chickens. But fear not, for you have the power of the legendary diamond sword of derpiness on your side!

And that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most bizarre creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around the corner.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual potato planting competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots! Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a journey full of laughter, chaos, and plenty of shenanigans. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Mom’s Dine-Out Dislike Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DineOut, Dinner, Disappointment, dislike, emotions, family, Girlfriend, hurt feelings, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moms, parents, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Server, Surprise, vacation, vacation memories

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to surprise you with unexpected guests at dinner! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and drama-free gameplay.

Our server is so awesome, even your mom will want to join in on the fun! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure she respects your boundaries and doesn’t crash your virtual party. Plus, we have a special feature where you can blurt out “I do not like this, I do not like this at all” in Dutch whenever things get intense.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe even your dad will log on and offer some sage advice while you build your virtual empire. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the craziness – join our server today!

HusbandHavocMC

aita, Argument, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Explanation, family, following, husband, HusbandHavocMC, in-laws, Late, LEAVING, misunderstanding, overjoyed., Pregnant, shopping, Upset, work, Yelling

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when MIL thought she could control our sleep schedule.

Immerse yourself in a world where in-laws go overboard with shopping and demand you take their stuff NOW, even if you overslept and they invited you over. Will you stand your ground like a boss or run away like a chicken? The choice is yours on our server!

Experience the thrill of navigating family dynamics in a virtual world, where you never know what crazy situation will pop up next. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of in-law drama in Minecraft!

VenezuelaBlockParty

accusations, Allies, Democracy, Diplomacy, election, Electoral Process, foreign policy, Government, international community, international relations, Latin America, Nicolas Maduro, Obstructing, political interference, president, sanctions, united states, US sanctions, Venezuela, VenezuelaBlockParty

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

come join our minecraft server, where we sanction 16 allies of the president for not voting for the chicken as the new leader of the server. we take elections very seriously here, so if you want to avoid being sanctioned, make sure you vote for the chicken too. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons for those who are brave enough to find it. so come on down and join the craziest server in all of minecraft!

The Last Human’s Minecraft Party

end of humanity, existentialism, final human, future of humanity, human existence, human extinction, human mortality, Humanity, humans, last human, last person, Minecraft, mortality, Party

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

so why not spend your remaining days on our epic minecraft server where you can build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks and ride a flying pig into battle against evil creepers?

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical potions that will make you invincible in PvP battles. plus, our resident wizard can turn your enemies into harmless bunnies with just a flick of his wand.

join us and become the ultimate ruler of the minecraft universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). come on, what are you waiting for? the end of the world is nigh, so you might as well have some fun before it all goes to hell in a handbasket.

Tree Top Towns ADHD-Free

ADHDFree, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, childhood behavior, children, cognitive development., community design, environmental factors, green spaces, lower ADHD risk, mental health, natural surroundings, Nature, neurodevelopment, outdoor environment, outdoor play, physical activity, positive effects, study, Top, Towns, Tree, Tree-covered neighborhoods, Urban planning

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Zombie Dances:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	6570	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Potions Brewed:	111	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where trees are the key to unlocking your child’s full potential! our tree-covered neighborhoods are scientifically proven to lower adhd risk in children!

imagine your kid running around in a forest, mining diamonds and slaying creepers, all while their brain is getting a workout from the fresh air and greenery.

our server is like a virtual nature retreat for your little ones, where they can explore, build, and grow in a safe and stimulating environment. plus, who knows, maybe all that tree-hugging will turn them into the next minecraft mastermind!

so why wait? join now and watch your child’s neurodevelopment blossom like a beautiful oak tree in the springtime!

What is the IP for EazySpeezy Minecraft Server?

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	480
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

EazySpeezy is a talented rapper and producer known for his unique flow and catchy beats. Hailing from Los Angeles, he has quickly made a name for himself in the underground hip-hop scene with his thought-provoking lyrics and infectious energy on stage. EazySpeezy continues to push the boundaries of the genre with his innovative sound and dynamic performances.