DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

comedy, corny, dad bod, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad life, dad sneakers, dad style, DadJokeMaster, Father, funny, go to, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, parenting, Punny, Puns, silly, smp

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Votes:	4073	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crops Grown:	9332	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. It’s like a magical land full of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes fighting evil mobs.

Join us and you’ll be showered with diamonds and enchanted gear. We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like golden apples and dragon eggs. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never run out of people to prank and troll.

So come on, don’t be a noob. Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner meme lord. We promise you’ll never look back, unless a creeper blows you up. LOL!

ConfidentCraft

assertive, Body language, charismatic demeanor, Confidence, ConfidentCraft, eye contact, facial expressions, Gestures, handshake, Mirroring, nonverbal communication, open body language, positive body language, Posture, power poses, self esteem, self-assured, self-confidence, Standing tall, strong presence, tone of voice

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5061	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft servers like a lost sheep? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to boost your confidence levels to infinity and beyond!

Join us and you’ll be strutting around like a Minecraft model on a catwalk, showing off your confidence with every block you place. Our server is so confidence-boosting, even the creepers will stop in their tracks to admire your swagger.

So come on over and unleash your inner Minecraft superstar – because on our server, confidence is not just a state of mind, it’s a way of life.

PutinVsBidenCraft

Aides, air disaster, biden, Conflict, Crisis, crisis management., Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military tensions, national security, political tensions, putin, PutinVsBidenCraft, russia, SECURITY, Shadow war, threat, WARNED, Warning

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	531
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9668	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ores Mined:	3434
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where biden aides warned putin about air disasters in russia but it’s all good cuz we got diamond armor to protect us from any shadow wars! our server is so lit, even putin would want to join just to see what all the hype is about. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the crazy adventures and epic battles that go down on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before! #putinaintgotnothinonus #bidenaintplayin #minecraftmadness

EmpireCraft: English Survival

ancient languages, cultural heritage, EmpireCraft, English, English language, future languages, global communication, historical languages, international language, language diversity, language endurance, language evolution, language history, language longevity, language survival, latin, Latin influence, linguistic evolution, linguistic legacy, Longevity, roman empire, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Votes:	8636
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	6894
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own roman empire and speak latin like a pro! forget english, we’re all about that ancient language vibe. plus, who knows, maybe in 1000 years people will still be speaking english because of our server. be a part of history, join now!

Canna Pup Oasis

Alternative Medicine, animal welfare, animal wellness, arthritis treatment, canine care, canna, Cannabidiol, CBD for pets, Dogs, holistic medicine, inflammation reduction, joint health, mobility support, natural remedy, Nutritional Supplement, Oasis, osteoarthritis, pain relief, pet health, pet supplements, pup, quality of life, Veterinary research

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

so, liek, imagine a world where all da doggos are super happy and bouncy cuz dey all have dis magical supplement dat makes dem feel like puppers again. dis server is like dat supplement but for minecraft players. u join dis server and suddenly ur quality of life is like 1000x better cuz u get to build stuff and explore and make frens and just have a blast. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might even find a secret portal dat takes u to a land made entirely of bacon. yep, u heard me right, BACON LAND. so why wait? join dis server now and start living ur best minecraft life!

Realm Of Zanthala

Coming Soon, Custom Map, Economy, Kingdoms, Lore-based, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Realm Of Zanthala, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	2043	Animals Bred:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	723000
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Coming soon, The Realm of Zan’thala will be a lore-based kingdoms server, featuring a unique, custom-developed map.

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karlssonSMP

karlssonSMP, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 4 launched on January 3rd, 2025, with a new world!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Feature	Description
Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with antigrief features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
25k World Border	Explore an expansive world filled with opportunities and adventure.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every 6 months to keep things exciting (Season 4 started January 3rd, 2025!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.
Silence Me Datapack	Keep those noisy mobs quiet when you need a little peace.
Universal Dyeing Datapack	Unleash your creativity with easier dye options.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform:	Java Edition on PaperMC
Location:	Europe
Current Version:	1.21.4

⏩ How to Join: Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

Pixel Paradise 1.20.3

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on crack!

First off, we got the sickest builds you’ve ever seen. I’m talking giant statues of Steve riding a chicken, pixel art of Harambe dabbing, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF. We’ve got players from all over the world, from sweaty tryhards to casual noobs, and everything in between. And let me tell you, the chat is like a never-ending stream of pure chaos and hilarity.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have events that will blow your mind. We’re talking PvP tournaments, scavenger hunts, and even a weekly “dance party” where everyone dresses up as their favorite mob and boogies down.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s get this party started!

FishyLunch Minecraft Server

addressing concerns, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, coworker conflict, FishyLunch, food preferences, lunchroom behavior, lunchroom etiquette, Minecraft, office behavior, office culture, office dynamics, office environment, sensitivity to smells, Server, social norms, team dynamics, workplace communication, workplace etiquette, workplace harmony, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Astral Projections Made:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of smells, even the potent ones! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with the aroma of mackerel, sardines, and salmon. Our server is the perfect place for fish lovers who refuse to be “food shamed” by anyone!

Embark on epic quests to find the rarest fish in the ocean, build your own fish-themed kingdom, and challenge other players to fish-cooking competitions. Who will reign supreme as the ultimate fish connoisseur?

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your love for fish shine bright like a diamond-encrusted tuna. Remember, in our world, the smellier, the better!

BlockyInLawsNoMore

BlockyInLawsNoMore, Budget, Business, CDL, Expenses, family, financial difficulties, income, industry knowledge, living beyond means, Marketing, MONEY, overhead, relationships, success, Support, talk down, unsupportive, wealth, work ethic, workaholic

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family financial woes and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and build your dream virtual life, just like how we built our business from the ground up. Explore the vast landscapes and let your creativity run wild, just like how we cut costs and found alternative solutions to save money.

Forget about those judgmental in-laws and focus on crafting your own success story in this virtual world. Show off your skills, make new friends, and leave the haters behind as you thrive in our server.

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

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