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WebmCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5508	Gods Slained:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has started breakdancing instead of attacking players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NeedMoreMinecraftSMP

CLAIRVOYANCE, extrasensory perception, fortune telling, Guessing, guessing game, guessing skills, intuition, mind reading, need more, NeedMoreMinecraftSMP, prediction, psychic, psychic abilities, psychic guesses, psychic insights, psychic intuition, psychic mind reading, psychic powers, psychic predictions, psychic readings

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

diamonds in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to swim in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck! Our server is so rich in diamonds, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you might just get a chance to challenge the Chicken King to a clucking contest!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who likes to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a scare. But don’t worry, he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with diamonds, chickens, and ghostly creepers! You won’t regret it…probably.

Hostage Hotties: No UN Standards

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, Double Standard, Female hostages, gender discrimination, gender equality, global affairs, Hostage, hostage crisis, hotties, HUMAN RIGHTS, international organizations, international relations, Israeli Foreign Ministry, MIDDLE EAST, Political Criticism, Standards, UN women, united nations, women in conflict, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where female hostages are treated like queens! our server is so lit that even the israeli foreign ministry is slamming us for our double standard of treating female hostages like royalty. we don’t discriminate here, everyone is welcome to join our crazy adventures and build epic creations. plus, we have unicorns roaming around the server and leprechauns handing out diamonds like candy. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

blockbusters, Campaign, celebration, Defeat, Democracy, democrats, election, election results, Fags, harris, landslide, Minecraft, November, political future, political victory, Politics, republicans, Server, triumph, Victory, victory speech, Voting, WIN

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Towns Built:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1212	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the rules are stricter than your parents? Well, look no further because our server is overpolled with fun and excitement! We’ve got fags (friendly players) who have already won at life and are ready to dominate the virtual world. And guess what? Harris is going to win this November… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of trolling. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Void Gems Collected:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Emeralds Found:	2338

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

NoSleepNoHankyPanky

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Emotional support, emotional well being, female perspective, friendship, loyalty, male perspective, male-female friendship, NoSleepNoHankyPanky, platonic relationship, protecting friends, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, sleeping arrangements, standing up for others, toxic behavior, Trust, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2655	Villages Defended:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Votes:	8299	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of creepy friends ruining your good time? Come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a creep-free environment! Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly knowing you won’t wake up to any weirdos making you uncomfortable.

Join us for a fun and relaxing time where you can build to your heart’s content without any worries. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to console you (from a safe distance, of course).

So leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly chill gaming experience. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build some friendships (and virtual houses) together!

CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3484
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Buildings Constructed:	45	Emeralds Found:	2928
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find your celebrity crush building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks! We’ve got all the hottest celebs hanging out in our virtual world, from Steve Carell to Beyonce. Who needs Tinder when you can woo your crush with a perfectly crafted pixel art portrait of their face? So come join us and get ready to mingle with the stars (or at least their Minecraft avatars)!

Hell’s Grill & Chill

Chill, grill, HellS

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	8739	Dimension Hops:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the BBQ is so fire, it’s straight outta hell! Join us if you want to feast on some devilishly delicious ribs and wings while dodging fireballs from the lava pits. Our Nether-themed decor will make you feel right at home, and our friendly staff of demons will ensure you have a hell of a good time. So come on down to our fiery pit of flavor and see why we’re the hottest spot in the underworld!

CraftyCarl’sHiddenLoans

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

so, like, u know how carl icahn is all, like, rich and stuff? well, turns out he been hidin’ billions in loans, like, who even does that? anyways, on our minecraft server, u can, like, uncover all the secrets and hidden treasures just like carl icahn! join now for a chance to be as sneaky and rich as him, but, like, without the illegal stuff, ya know? come on, who wouldn’t wanna be a billionaire in minecraft, amirite?

MineCrafty7 – Epic Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Magic Items Found:	6350	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for insane raids where you’ll battle mythical creatures and conquer epic bosses. Need some guidance? Check out our newbro guide that will have you dominating the game in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has resources that will blow your mind. From rare items to secret locations, you’ll never run out of things to discover. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates event. Festive Eda and Magic Bubble Maker? Yes, please!

Looking for a challenge? Mystic Summons will test your skills and reward you with powerful allies. And if you’re feeling social, join one of our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan. Just make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting to show you’re one of us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!