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CraftyAutocorrectFailz

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Have you ever tried to type “lol” and it autocorrects to “lollipop unicorn explosion”? Well, if you want to experience more hilarious autocorrect fails like that, then you need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is so wacky that even your phone won’t be able to keep up with the craziness. Plus, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their dance moves. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure! Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly confused) by all the autocorrect shenanigans that await you.

MineCraftU?

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond armor? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also learn how to tame a dragon and have it breathe fire on your enemies! Join us for the most epic and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who needs boring old school when you can learn the ways of the llama warrior on our server?

ISO SMP: Where 18+ Adults Pretend to be Hermit-Crafters in Vanilla Minecraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mines Excavated:	3468	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

ISO SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/basebetter-middle-school/">Minecraft Server</a>

ISO SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Community	18+ community looking to grow and engage active players
Chest Locking	Plugin allows players to lock chests with signs
Invisible Item Frames	Shift-right clicking makes item frames invisible
Player and Mob Heads	Obtain player and mob heads in the game
Death Chest	Players have a death chest to retrieve items after death
Vein-Miner	Ability to mine entire veins of ores at once
/home Command	Players can set home locations for quick teleportation
Shops with Custom Economy	Players can set up shops with a unique economy system
Anti-Xray	Prevents cheating with xray mods
Server Availability	Server is online 24/7 for continuous gameplay
No Creeper Block Damage	Creeper explosions do not damage blocks
No Enderman Block Picking	Endermen do not pick up blocks in the world

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

A: Unfortunately, our server is specifically for players who are 18 years and older.

Q: How do I lock chests using signs?

A: You can use the chest locking plugin on the server to lock chests by placing signs on them.

Q: What is the /home command used for?

A: The /home command allows players to set a home location for quick teleportation.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building shops?

A: Players can set up shops with a custom economy system, but please follow any guidelines set by the server admins.

Q: How can I prevent cheating with xray mods?

A: The server has an anti-xray system in place to detect and prevent cheating with xray mods.

Fairy Tail Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Enchantments Applied:	84
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner drunk fairy magic! Our players are so powerful, they can’t even be controlled by the most legendary mages of all time. We have one player who btfos her gigachad father on a daily basis – now that’s some serious family drama! Join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate mage in this wild and wacky world. Just remember, always keep a bottle of fairy dust on hand for emergencies!

I’m Having A Blast Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Animals Bred:	127
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane adventures, like when we all decided to build a giant rollercoaster that launched us into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions handy)!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles where we dress up as clowns and fight each other with fish as weapons. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where we dance the night away to Creeper-themed remixes of popular songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4220
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to be as ridiculous and chaotic as possible? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we encourage players to annoy each other in the most outrageous ways possible!

From building giant statues of themselves in front of other players’ houses to setting off TNT in the middle of someone’s carefully crafted village, there’s no limit to the shenanigans you can get up to on our server. And the best part? We have a special “Annoyance Points” system where you earn points for every prank you pull off successfully, with the ultimate goal of becoming the most annoying player on the server.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner troll and cause chaos wherever you go, join us on our Minecraft SMP and show the world just how annoying you can be!

DreamCarCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Remember that dream car you had as a kid? Well, forget about it because on our Minecraft server, you can drive around in a flying pink unicorn car! That’s right, we’ve got all the craziest vehicles you can imagine, from rocket-powered minecarts to rainbow-colored helicopters. And the best part? You can race against other players in epic car battles that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that boring old dream car.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players have been known to go to extreme lengths to capture it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your quest for the Diamond Chicken!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly pigs who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players? One minute you’ll be mining for diamonds, and the next, your pickaxe will turn into a rubber chicken! It’s all in good fun though, and the ghostly pigs are always up for a laugh.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a dream car when you can have a flying pink unicorn car, a Diamond Chicken, and ghostly pigs as your companions? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraft Server: Putin’s Warning

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

so, like, u know how putin is all like, “i got nukes, watch out west!” well, on this minecraft server, we got nukes too! but, like, they’re not real nukes, they’re just, like, virtual nukes that u can use to blow up ur enemies and stuff. so, if u wanna feel like a powerful dictator like putin, join this server and start nuking everyone in sight! plus, we have, like, a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the nukes and plan ur next attack. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. join now and become the ultimate nuclear warlord in minecraft history!

VovchanskVillagers

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	5599	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian soldiers running around like chickens with their heads cut off! they were captured during a top secret operation to recapture a plant, but now they’re just trying to survive in our crazy world. watch out for them as they try to build their own little army and take over the server! join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of russian vodka. just don’t let them catch you or you might end up in their army too!

Bread Winners Lose Most

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mines Excavated:	2837	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306

join dis cray cray minecraft server where breadwinners lose the most! we got pigs flying around like they own the place and creepers doing the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our zombies do the macarena when they see ya coming. come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a breadwinner, then you might wanna stay away.

Starbound: Where griefers go for a fresh start (but still get lost)

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	1424	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Starbound Minecraft Server

Join our community 🙂

At Starbound, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you’ll find a place here. Our community is built on mutual respect, cooperation, and fun.

Connect with Us!

Server Type	IP	Port	Version
Java Server	play.mcstarbound.us	N/A	1.21
Bedrock Server	bedrock.mcstarbound.us	19132	1.21

The cosmos are calling, and we can’t wait to see what you’ll create in Starbound.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Java server, use the IP address play.mcstarbound.us. For the Bedrock server, use bedrock.mcstarbound.us and port 19132.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is running version 1.21 of Minecraft.

3. Is the server community friendly?

Yes, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere at Starbound.